The Penis Mystery. Tumblr dick talk. does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants me but it' s never an accident DO GIRLS REALLY'  tumblr random Penis Mystery You cant Hide whats inside
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The Penis Mystery

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does anyone else
accidentally stare at
a boys penis when
hes wearing pants
me but it' s never an
accident
DO GIRLS REALLY' DO THIS
yep, I' just like, how can you
hide a penis there? like where
does it go?
just
theres a dick in there
...
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User avatar #13 - skydiving (01/27/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Penises are a mystery to me.
User avatar #15 to #13 - muffintime (01/27/2014) [-]
Well hey, I have a case you can solve.
User avatar #1 - eatherbreather (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Accidentally stare" - yep like I "accidentally" stare at boobs.
User avatar #10 - infinitereaper (01/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Remember girls,
penises are more afraid of you then you are of them
User avatar #20 - vissova (01/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I hate my winky.
For girls, think of it this way:
Imagine a wrinkly plastic bag. Now imagine that it has two large marbles in it and it's being hung from its top so it dangles down. There's also a floppy banana attached to the top. Now imagine that this bag is apart of your body and hangs from your crotch, and every thing you do like sitting down and walking will either scratch it or bash it and cause intense pain.
User avatar #21 to #20 - egosumproxi ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I think you are sitting down and walking wrong...
User avatar #2 - insanellama (01/26/2014) [-]
I guess sunglasses are for both sexes
User avatar #43 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [+] (26 replies)
What about when you run? Does it like flop around like when a woman runs without a bra? Doesn't that hurt? Please educate me on the dick.
User avatar #53 to #43 - zaywoot ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
depends on the underwear...

I suppose just like with your bras, we need to find the right underwear...

I guarantee that all guys have a favourite pair of underwear that just fits better than the rest...
If it's too tight it can literally ruin your entire day from discomfort, harder to concentrate, your temper is shorter...
If it's too loose it does flop around... then the trousers come into play...

And about the "where does the dick go?" in the pants question, mostly to the side, but you gotta remember, a flacid dick is squishy... so sometimes it's concealed nicely in a pantsleg or a crease... other times it sticks out like a flamingo at a penguin party...
User avatar #37 - slapchoppin (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i wrap mine around my leg a couple of times
User avatar #8 - popcornqueen (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I did this for about a month straight when I realized that all the boys I knew had penises. I would look at my classmates ant try not to giggle, thinking You have a penis.
#70 - kaboomz (01/27/2014) [-]
"theres a dick in there"
#89 - manirock (01/27/2014) [-]
I retract my penis and testicles into my pelvis whenever I'm in public as a sort of defense mechanism
I retract my penis and testicles into my pelvis whenever I'm in public as a sort of defense mechanism
User avatar #26 - theexplodingcheez (01/27/2014) [-]
I have these thoughts sometimes and I'm a straight male. I'll just be in a room with a bunch of bros, and randomly think--every single one of these people has a penis
#24 - malvolio ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I wish our society wasn't so prudish.
#90 - thewisedane (01/27/2014) [-]
I love when I the genders doesn't seem so different as they sometimes are lead to be.

Also nice content.
User avatar #4 - iiiphoenixiii (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The struggle of always having your dick visible in your pants, and the awkward moment when you notice someone stealing glances
#79 - tippidyt (01/27/2014) [-]
MFW reading the comments.
MFW reading the comments.
#72 - incoming ONLINE (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Mines laughably small when flaccid, so concealment isn't a problem. The problems start when it assumes control of my thoughts.
User avatar #69 - douevensax (01/27/2014) [-]
Flaccids are generally easy. May get caught inbetween legs or held tightly against one leg, so I usually go out of sight for a moment to adjust. Boners are different. In gym shorts, You best hope you are at a desk, or else everyone is gonna see it. In jeans, you can waistband it, which is better for standing up, or you can push it against the side. Sweatshirts that are long are great ffor any situation. After living with a penis for so long, you develop ways to hide it comfortably.
User avatar #55 - chocolatehotdog (01/27/2014) [-]
You don't know awkward until you're around a guy in soft tracksuit bottoms and you can see the shape of his dick perfectly.
User avatar #83 - Loppytaffy (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I stare at asses.
Mainly because it's more difficult for them to catch you staring at them from behind.
User avatar #50 - mkgt (01/27/2014) [-]
I coil that ****** up like a chameleon's tail.


It's actually pretty prehensile, too.
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