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#119 - nibbero (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#21 - thechosentroll (04/21/2014) [-]
Well, we ARE currently celebrating the fact that we nailed his son to a piece of wood, but he refused to stay dead.
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#32 to #21 - stalini (04/21/2014) [-]
No, we are not celebrating yet. We're mourning.
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User avatar #53 to #21 - entarasu (04/21/2014) [-]
is a holiday celebrating the Resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead
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User avatar #54 to #53 - thechosentroll (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes, that's what I said. We celebrate the fact that we nailed him to a piece of wood, but he came back to life anyway.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - entarasu (04/21/2014) [-]
the jews killed him and romans
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User avatar #56 to #55 - thechosentroll (04/21/2014) [-]
Details. They're still humans. Humans nailed Gods' son to a cross. He is right to fear us.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - entarasu (04/21/2014) [-]
jews are not humans
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#125 to #57 - lolzordz (04/21/2014) [-]
yes thats right. jews are space lizards and theyre gonna eat your soul. go hide under your bed
yes thats right. jews are space lizards and theyre gonna eat your soul.

go hide under your bed
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#153 to #125 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
It's eyes. That expression.
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#188 to #56 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
If not for your name and the fact you said this on the internet I would think you have seriously flawed way of thinking.
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#4 - wedgie ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
what if god was one of us
what if god was one of us
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User avatar #11 to #4 - mkchillin (04/21/2014) [-]
*God
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#12 to #11 - wedgie ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #12 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
my dick
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User avatar #44 to #12 - winstonsexton (04/21/2014) [-]
Bob Kelso?
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#58 to #44 - wedgie ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
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#107 to #12 - ryuktg (04/21/2014) [-]
Not you. You have 11 thumbs
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#89 to #4 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
yay its randy newman
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User avatar #123 to #4 - mayedh (04/21/2014) [-]
He was. He was killed and nailed to a cross.
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User avatar #15 to #4 - anonimperiumreturn (04/21/2014) [-]
**anonimperiumreturn rolled user agreatusername ** <--God
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User avatar #34 to #15 - agreatusername (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes my child?
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User avatar #41 to #4 - godofeverything (04/21/2014) [-]
Don't worry about that.. I am one of us!
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#38 to #4 - cucumberfairy (04/21/2014) [-]
the hardest I've laughed in a while...
the hardest I've laughed in a while...
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#77 to #4 - shadowgandalf (04/21/2014) [-]
God is A Girl, wherever you are. Do you believe it? Can you receive it?
God is A Girl, whatever you say. Do you believe it? Can you receive it?
God is A Girl, however you live. Do you believe it? Can you receive it?
God is A Girl, just only A Girl. Do you believe it? Can you receive it?
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#80 to #77 - wedgie ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
well she must be a huge fan of strap-ons because she's been ******* me over for years
well she must be a huge fan of strap-ons because she's been ******* me over for years
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#101 to #80 - shadowgandalf (04/21/2014) [-]
With your name, one would think that you are into it? :p
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#60 to #4 - hudis ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
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#97 to #4 - mezzjuc (04/21/2014) [-]
Then the Westboro baptist church would have been eliminated years ago.
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#127 to #4 - choelzler (04/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean, "What if.."...?
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User avatar #105 to #40 - kaitora (04/21/2014) [-]
God is so kawaii.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - lamarsmithgot (04/21/2014) [-]
COUGHjesusCOUGH
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#7 to #5 - wedgie ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
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User avatar #16 to #7 - garin (04/21/2014) [-]
Try'na make his way, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
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#43 to #16 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
nonono, it's "hooooooOOOOOOOME!"
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User avatar #196 to #43 - garin (04/22/2014) [-]
**** **** balls I will try and stay of the stage from now on
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User avatar #124 to #7 - eskaywalker (04/21/2014) [-]
Journey-Dont Stop Believing Sorry.
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#66 to #4 - tgiii (04/21/2014) [-]
Just a slob like one of us?
Blu blu blu
Blu blu blu
Bla bla bli bli bli


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#76 to #66 - wedgie ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #87 to #76 - kavtech (04/21/2014) [-]
I for one did not. Can you fill me in?
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#160 to #76 - tgiii (04/21/2014) [-]
I wrote that, yeah.
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#3 - darcabyss (04/21/2014) [-]
After the skeeball incident, I'd probably say God should stay in heaven.
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#134 to #3 - darkphoenixxx (04/21/2014) [-]
I zink dere is no god
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#168 to #3 - ribocoon (04/21/2014) [-]
**** that thumbnail ****
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#28 to #3 - sirgrimrock ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
wicked film.
wicked film.
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#6 to #3 - soupdaddy (04/21/2014) [-]
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#23 to #9 - BloodyTurds (04/21/2014) [-]
Honestly I think dogma was probably the best of their movies , I mean the others were good, but that one was noticeably better, at least in my mind
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User avatar #25 to #23 - klina (04/21/2014) [-]
Dogma>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back>Clerks 2>Clerks
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User avatar #35 to #25 - derkarus (04/21/2014) [-]
What?! No Mallrats?!
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#13 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
He ******* better.
Humanity, #1, **** Mars.
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User avatar #106 to #13 - zestyfiesta (04/21/2014) [-]
can someone find that picture without the words for me? i really need it
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#115 to #106 - irobin (04/21/2014) [-]
Here you go
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User avatar #116 to #115 - zestyfiesta (04/21/2014) [-]
dude, how did you find that so easily?
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#126 to #116 - greensock (04/21/2014) [-]
He cropped it
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User avatar #120 to #116 - irobin (04/21/2014) [-]
I just know where to look
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#18 to #13 - solomonkane (04/21/2014) [-]
'Manity, **** yeah!
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#1 - missionamp (04/21/2014) [-]
Let us ponder
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User avatar #65 to #1 - amonlavtar (04/21/2014) [-]
that anus
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User avatar #30 to #1 - timelordjam (04/21/2014) [-]
wait whats his name again. i love his shows
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User avatar #39 to #30 - akabei (04/21/2014) [-]
Jim Gaffigan
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#31 to #1 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
Hot pocket.
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User avatar #91 - nerdicorn (04/21/2014) [-]
I ******* love Steve Buscemi.
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#175 to #91 - mangse (04/21/2014) [-]
Weird to think he's in his mid-fifthies !
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User avatar #94 to #91 - duvallwhitey (04/21/2014) [-]
Even in a terrible movie like that, he still acted great.
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User avatar #102 to #94 - nerdicorn (04/21/2014) [-]
Of course he did. Even with minor parts he steals the show.
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#112 to #78 - infernis (04/21/2014) [-]
And pic related is the average Atheist. :^)
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User avatar #141 to #132 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
They should be proud for having been intelligent enough to stop believing in santa and the easter bunny.
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User avatar #191 to #141 - malhaloc (04/22/2014) [-]
which have nothing to do with religion. good job.
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#131 to #121 - infernis (04/21/2014) [-]
Is /r/atheism leaking again? Take your nonbeliefs back to your circlejerking hugbox, please.
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User avatar #140 to #131 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
It's funny how that text is 100% true but some faggot had to put it on some fedora wearing retard.
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User avatar #149 to #140 - infernis (04/21/2014) [-]
That image was uploaded by that person himself, actually. Those are the people you share a lifestyle with.
You 'enlightened' atheist faggots are no less delusional than any christian with your unwarranted sense of self-importance.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be playing my vidya while you're on the internet trying to force your beliefs upon religious people. :^)
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User avatar #150 to #149 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
Those are people you also share a lifestyle with.
And I don't have any self importance, I'm just a normal guy. Though I do believe that Atheism is the true path to follow, I don't force it on anybody. I roll my eyes whenever I hear a theist babbling on about jesus accepting you, but I don't try to change anybody.

I do however, defend the Atheist stance when morons have to sum all of us up to neckbeard fedoratards when it's not actually true.
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#159 to #140 - cabbagemayhem (04/21/2014) [-]
I used to think I was so smart spreading someone else's specious propaganda, too.
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#61 to #52 - matexius (04/21/2014) [-]
I can't decide...
To Science or not to Science, that is the question?

** Urge to Science intensifies **
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User avatar #68 to #61 - oldemordi (04/21/2014) [-]
go for it fatcat
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#74 to #68 - matexius (04/21/2014) [-]
The reason the Sun is round is because it's being pulled together by it's own gravity, and the most accomodating from because of that is a sphere or geoid, similar to Earth, where the sphere sticks out slightly because of the centripical force (might have misspelled that) around it's equator. This is pretty much the best explanation, there' also the small ammount of electro-magnetic radiation, but that doesn't effect it that much. oldemorti, thanx.
The reason the Sun is round is because it's being pulled together by it's own gravity, and the most accomodating from because of that is a sphere or geoid, similar to Earth, where the sphere sticks out slightly because of the centripical force (might have misspelled that) around it's equator.

This is pretty much the best explanation, there' also the small ammount of electro-magnetic radiation, but that doesn't effect it that much.

oldemorti, thanx.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - matexius (04/21/2014) [-]
*oldemordi
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#189 to #74 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Technically the reason the sun is round is because of the theory of dark matter and not gravity since gravity is not strong enough to hold everything together.
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User avatar #71 to #68 - matexius (04/21/2014) [-]
Mind if I type it under your comment?
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User avatar #72 to #71 - oldemordi (04/21/2014) [-]
Go ahead!
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User avatar #20 - realreality (04/21/2014) [-]
Tumblr where everything (including asking questions like "Woah dude! What if like.. Spaceshisps?") is an existential crisis.
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#50 - batmanisarabbit (04/21/2014) [-]
i never knew that steve buscemi played in that movie
i never knew that steve buscemi played in that movie
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User avatar #63 to #50 - adrianooo (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw this movie or tvshow before , but i cant remember what it is. Souce of the gif ?
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User avatar #69 to #63 - oldemordi (04/21/2014) [-]
It's from a movie, where there was this guy who apolagized to the man with the list for bullying him. The list was originally people he would later kill.

... Can't remember where from though...
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User avatar #79 to #69 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
billy madison

adrianooo
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User avatar #81 to #79 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
happy gilmore I mean, his name was billy madison in the movie, adam sandlers character I mean.
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#163 to #81 - atma (04/21/2014) [-]
Those are two different movies, it was Billy Madison, in which Sandler's name is Billy Madison In Happy Gilmore his name was Happy Gilmore!
Those are two different movies, it was Billy Madison, in which Sandler's name is Billy Madison In Happy Gilmore his name was Happy Gilmore!
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User avatar #165 to #163 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
Hmm for some reason I thought those were the same movie
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#167 to #165 - atma (04/21/2014) [-]
It's easy to think that now that he's got a hundred movies out
It's easy to think that now that he's got a hundred movies out
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User avatar #104 to #81 - adrianooo (04/21/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir
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#133 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm sure if god was god he wouldnt be afraid of **** .
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User avatar #138 to #133 - justsomechickyo (04/21/2014) [-]
Word up son
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User avatar #144 to #133 - thebritishguy (04/21/2014) [-]
Well he can't **** with iron chariots.
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#184 to #133 - drakonov (04/22/2014) [-]
what if 'god' is some other being with a better grasp of the science of life than us and he simply started a chain reaction of the evolution of life that got out of hand?
what if 'god' is some other being with a better grasp of the science of life than us and he simply started a chain reaction of the evolution of life that got out of hand?
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#158 to #133 - mangse (04/21/2014) [-]
But does he know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
But does he know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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#103 - tiles (04/21/2014) [-]
It's ****** Steve Buscemi, baby war hero.
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#190 to #103 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°) How to pronounce ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
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#151 - hueman (04/21/2014) [-]
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#148 - awwwhellno (04/21/2014) [-]
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#45 - TittyCinnamon (04/21/2014) [-]
this post was immediately ruined when i read &quot;hOLD THE **** UP&quot; how is this **** even a thing? also, mfw
this post was immediately ruined when i read "hOLD THE **** UP"

how is this **** even a thing?

also, mfw
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User avatar #135 to #45 - wobblewub (04/21/2014) [-]
The caps lock was on and they pressed shift without realizing caps was already on.

Maybe they left it to show others he/she was excited when they posted this.
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User avatar #142 to #135 - thepandaking (04/21/2014) [-]
having the first letter lower case and the rest of the text uppercase is the Tumblr way, they do have caps lock on and hold shift, but it's not unintentional, it's to give that impression that they were so excited that they forgot caps lock was on, even though they totally didn't forget caps lock was on, it's not a huge deal but it's just to grab attention.
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User avatar #143 to #142 - wobblewub (04/21/2014) [-]
I'd say it's probably like that, but it's still so that there's people who accidentally do this.

But I'm sure it's more intentional now.
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User avatar #145 to #143 - thepandaking (04/21/2014) [-]
yeah I'm sure this happens accidentally a lot, and more so a while ago, but I've seen it enough to know that some people do it on purpose.
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#98 - charagrin (04/21/2014) [-]
Semi-related
Semi-related
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#85 - sobono (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh Lord.
Oh Lord.
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User avatar #59 - useroftheLOLZ (04/21/2014) [-]
I always thought that god was afraid, because he saw himself in the collective existence of humanity.

Think about it, man was made in the image of god, maybe this transcends the physical form, maybe bits and pieces of god's nature were copied into humanity. On a case by case basis, you really don't see it because it's so small, but when you look at the whole collective of humanity, when you see all the hate, the lies, the deceit, corruption, malice, death, and war, maybe you a part of god, that god doesn't like about him. Funny thing about this though, never does it once say, in the bible, old testament, and new, that god is infallible. Maybe the human condition is god's greatest mistake.

Maybe that's why god stays in heaven, because he fears that of which he created, which by extension, is a part of him, for his own creations are a mirror for him to view his own nature, because as it is said, we learn about ourselves through the eyes of others, and god is learning all about himself through the eyes of 6 billion humans.

That is, of course, you are a creationist, but that sort of debate is one that doesn't belong here.

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#86 to #59 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
The destruction of the Tower of Babel supports your theory. He feared that we would build ourselves to the heavens.
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#95 - levitatingscrotum (04/21/2014) [-]
Nah, he' just embarassed because of what he created.
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User avatar #37 - anonymoose (04/21/2014) [-]
Isn't God omnipresent?
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User avatar #47 to #37 - halotalim (04/21/2014) [-]
Omnipresent, Omnisient, and Omnipotent. We would have to fear nothing because he is all powerful and all knowing and he is here since he is everywhere. The argument in content is null.
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