Snot.. . paddocked: dicktits: dits: : those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 "i made my brat
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Snot.

paddocked:
dicktits: dits: :
those password journals were so
funny and useless like what kind
of secrets do u have to keep when
youre 9 "i made my brat dolls
I first discovered masturbation when
I was 9 and I didn' t know what to do
with the cum so I' d wipe it on my
little sister' s door and tell my parents
she was picking her nose but only
my password journal knew the truth
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User avatar #4 - abject (08/25/2013) [-]
That snot right.
User avatar #2 - princepeanut (08/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
i did that with my sisters cum at that age, not mine
User avatar #43 - ImsoObvious (08/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
you cant ******* cum at age 9
User avatar #49 to #43 - largilloquent (08/26/2013) [-]
not with that attitude.
#25 - anonexplains (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I started fapping at age 7ish, but I never had "proper" technique (stroking didn't come naturally. I would hit my phallus back and forth instead.) I never ejaculated until about age 10ish when I started to go through puberty. Until then, all orgasms would be dry and there was no clean up.
#28 to #25 - bronywhat (08/26/2013) [-]
The good old days with no mess.
#48 - hueyfreeman (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Found my dads porn when I was 11, there was a guy getting a handjob, and well... monkey see monkey do   
   
my dad's fw he caught me
Found my dads porn when I was 11, there was a guy getting a handjob, and well... monkey see monkey do

my dad's fw he caught me
#29 - solitaryweasel (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick"
"dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick"
#39 - IamEllis (08/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was like 11 or 12 when I first learned of masturbation and I could never ejaculate.I might have been a freak but there was no clean up   
   
MFW I didnt have to worry about aiming for a tissue
I was like 11 or 12 when I first learned of masturbation and I could never ejaculate.I might have been a freak but there was no clean up

MFW I didnt have to worry about aiming for a tissue
User avatar #18 - danzmanz (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wow wow wow... i thought you had to be like... 13 to cum
#20 to #19 - auditor (08/25/2013) [-]
I didn't. It's very interesting. You can still reach an orgasm before puberty, but you can't actually ejaculate.
User avatar #23 - wittypotato (08/25/2013) [-]
>9
>ejaculation fluid

sure.
User avatar #15 - linktheawesomes (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How does he remember how many dicks to put?
User avatar #58 - TommyV (08/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You didn't cum at age 9 unless you hit puberty extremely early. The testes do not produce semen or ejaculate fluid that early.
#68 - elcreepo (08/26/2013) [-]
So many people talking about their penises and childhood masturbation experiences...
So many people talking about their penises and childhood masturbation experiences...
User avatar #38 - dessydegreemurder (08/26/2013) [-]
I had one of those. My password was "candy" and I'd tell all my friends my password and be like "but it only opens to my voice" but it opened to any ******* 8 year olds voice.
#71 - latinotornado (08/26/2013) [-]
That moment when I went through puberty early and all these assholes in the comments below are scoffing at being able to cum at 9 years old. ****** don't even know how to puberty
User avatar #42 - lave (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who started masturbating when I was 5
Holy ******* **** did I just say that outloud @_@
#47 to #42 - anonexplains (08/26/2013) [-]
no you typed it
#36 - Clonious (08/26/2013) [-]
When I first discovered masturbation, I didn't ejaculate semen until I was about 8 or so.
User avatar #32 - kaycie (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
everyone thinking the person who replied is a guy
User avatar #75 to #32 - DMRlacrosse (08/26/2013) [-]
He is a guy. His name is Kyle
#26 - twdeathnote (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hold up. What 9 year old can ejaculate?
Hold up. What 9 year old can ejaculate?
User avatar #24 - cleverguy (08/25/2013) [-]
that guy has quite the username
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