Snot.. . paddocked: dicktits: dits: : those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 "i made my brat Snot paddocked: dicktits: dits: : those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 "i made my brat
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paddocked:
dicktits: dits: :
those password journals were so
funny and useless like what kind
of secrets do u have to keep when
youre 9 "i made my brat dolls
I first discovered masturbation when
I was 9 and I didn' t know what to do
with the cum so I' d wipe it on my
little sister' s door and tell my parents
she was picking her nose but only
my password journal knew the truth
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - abject
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(08/25/2013) [-]
That snot right.
User avatar #2 - princepeanut
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(08/25/2013) [-]
i did that with my sisters cum at that age, not mine
User avatar #9 to #2 - elmozard
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Did you just...
User avatar #10 to #2 - steveearl
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(08/25/2013) [-]
da fuk
#11 to #10 - fuckgaryoak
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#44 to #2 - qwertfag
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#45 to #2 - gibroner
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User avatar #13 to #2 - elynichujy
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(08/25/2013) [-]
hnng
#35 to #2 - leto
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User avatar #3 to #2 - lordvimless
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(08/25/2013) [-]
wat
#33 to #2 - newbiee
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(08/26/2013) [-]
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#27 to #2 - vissova
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Should I be concerned?
#34 to #2 - fedegon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I probably misunderstood what you said entirely, but I am aroused anyway.
#22 to #2 - zorororonoa
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#12 to #2 - fuckgaryoak
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User avatar #43 - ImsoObvious
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(08/26/2013) [-]
you cant ******* cum at age 9
User avatar #50 to #43 - biggrand
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(08/26/2013) [-]
you can ejaculate as early as there's a hole in your cack. it's just really clear until you hit puberty as if you were sterile.
User avatar #54 to #50 - ImsoObvious
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(08/26/2013) [-]
idk man my orgasms were as dry as the sahara until I was about 13
#70 to #54 - BroadSword
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Same here
#57 to #43 - tatertodd
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(08/26/2013) [-]
not since the accident
User avatar #49 to #43 - largilloquent
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(08/26/2013) [-]
not with that attitude.
#17 - Seventeen
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#25 - anon id: e7aa8b76
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I started fapping at age 7ish, but I never had "proper" technique (stroking didn't come naturally. I would hit my phallus back and forth instead.) I never ejaculated until about age 10ish when I started to go through puberty. Until then, all orgasms would be dry and there was no clean up.
#28 to #25 - bronywhat
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(08/26/2013) [-]
The good old days with no mess.
#67 to #28 - trivdiego
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(08/26/2013) [-]
i remember it clearly... whenever you wanted, wherever you wanted, and no of the that ******* afterdrip
#48 - hueyfreeman
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Found my dads porn when I was 11, there was a guy getting a handjob, and well... monkey see monkey do   
   
my dad's fw he caught me
Found my dads porn when I was 11, there was a guy getting a handjob, and well... monkey see monkey do

my dad's fw he caught me
User avatar #77 to #48 - mondominiman
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(08/26/2013) [-]
caught you giving him a handjob?
User avatar #80 to #77 - hueyfreeman
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(08/26/2013) [-]
That... doesn't make any sense
#29 - solitaryweasel
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(08/26/2013) [-]
"dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick"
"dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick"
User avatar #83 to #29 - lordreginald
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(09/01/2013) [-]
Balls, my balls, and dick dick dick dick dick dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99njZJod2c
#39 - IamEllis
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I was like 11 or 12 when I first learned of masturbation and I could never ejaculate.I might have been a freak but there was no clean up   
   
MFW I didnt have to worry about aiming for a tissue
I was like 11 or 12 when I first learned of masturbation and I could never ejaculate.I might have been a freak but there was no clean up

MFW I didnt have to worry about aiming for a tissue
User avatar #52 to #39 - pwnedomega
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(08/26/2013) [-]
This is going perfectly to my blues song... Elmo got the soul
User avatar #59 to #52 - volatilis
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Just what song might that be?
User avatar #61 to #59 - pwnedomega
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(08/26/2013) [-]
player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=17619

Listening to elwood and the bluesmobile. 8-10 on sundays
User avatar #63 to #61 - volatilis
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Many thanks.
User avatar #18 - danzmanz
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(08/25/2013) [-]
wow wow wow... i thought you had to be like... 13 to cum
User avatar #19 to #18 - zplatter
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(08/25/2013) [-]
The only ones I know that didn't cum until that age, is the ones that didn't try masturbating before that.
#20 to #19 - auditor
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I didn't. It's very interesting. You can still reach an orgasm before puberty, but you can't actually ejaculate.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zplatter
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I am aware of that, I was probably fapping a month before it came something out, it didn't come to me as a shock because of porn but it made things more complicated xD
#41 to #18 - anon id: 79de7921
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You still get the good feeling. Stuff doesn't come out until puberty. Its quite perfect actually.
User avatar #15 - linktheawesomes
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(08/25/2013) [-]
How does he remember how many dicks to put?
User avatar #16 to #15 - crowd
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(08/25/2013) [-]
He just looks down and counts.