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#5 - professorrowan (09/09/2013) [+] (31 replies)
but they're right, it's not that great
User avatar #6 to #5 - hemming (09/09/2013) [-]
Choose one
You are:
- A Virgin
- Asexual
- ****** in bed
- You and your partner are ****** in bed
#15 - fordun (09/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
My old Physics teacher was ******* hot.
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User avatar #4 - finblob (09/09/2013) [-]
Or when you bump into a lady in the street and says "Excuse me, gentlemen" and I said "I'm not gentle"


#62 - ilickrainbows (09/10/2013) [-]
I was talking to my health teacher because I failed my exam on how to make friends. I'm anti-social and my immediate reply to that was, ''I don't know how to make friends because I'm a lonerboner."
I was talking to my health teacher because I failed my exam on how to make friends. I'm anti-social and my immediate reply to that was, ''I don't know how to make friends because I'm a lonerboner."
User avatar #41 - malacyman (09/10/2013) [+] (23 replies)
let me tell you all a story about a kid who was suspended for a few days

>health class with female teacher
>somebody mentions long dicks
>teacher " girls usually don't like long dicks, they would rather have a short fat one"
>Kid yells out " oh so that's why your with " insert teachers boyfriends name here( he's a teacher at the same school"
> kid was suspended for at least 3 days
#2 - anonymous (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Not bad,
how about sitting in Social Studies class and the teacher is explaining the origin of the word F*** .
He asked the class "What does it mean"
The class is silent
I raise my hand
"Doesn't it mean 'to pierce' ?" I answer
Class goes quiet, taking a moment to visualize.
Half the class goes 'eww' the other half rofls.
Teacher never asks me to answer a question again
User avatar #85 - daentraya (09/10/2013) [+] (96 replies)
In the girls puberty talk, i realized just how stupidly much i know about guys masturbation habits..
#96 to #95 - missions (09/10/2013) [-]
They allways do some way or another....
#76 - riseandfightfj (09/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Since we are on the topic of sex, i want to know guys, is sex better for guys with a foreskin? i got my removed as a a kid (not muslim had some issue i dunno what it was. i was like 3 or some **** ) so i dont know if sex could have been better.
User avatar #83 to #76 - capslockrage (09/10/2013) [-]
Well when you have foreskin the head of your penis is more sensitive, meaning you finish quicker during sex, and sometimes the high sensitivity is a bad thing.

The differences between cut and uncut are trivial, though I will say that being cut takes less upkeep. (with foreskin you have to clean it more thoroughly)
#61 - shodaihokage (09/10/2013) [-]
>First day of School go to spanish class   
>Watched a 						****					 ton of anime over the summer   
>Teacher asks me a question and I get it right   
>tells me to keep practicing   
>In response I said "Hai Sensei"   
>mfw I realized what i just said.   
>Teacher is staring at me   
>japanese kid is staring at me   
>rest of the class contemplating what I just said
>First day of School go to spanish class
>Watched a **** ton of anime over the summer
>Teacher asks me a question and I get it right
>tells me to keep practicing
>In response I said "Hai Sensei"
>mfw I realized what i just said.
>Teacher is staring at me
>japanese kid is staring at me
>rest of the class contemplating what I just said
#37 - thelastelephant ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - itsthatguyagain (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One time in middle school some kid asked what would happen if you pissed in a girl. Nobody laughed when I made the pun.
#60 - turbosalami (09/10/2013) [-]
I went to another country with my school during summer
We were stayingat a hotel
These hotels all have two phones
Get a call and roomate picks ups
I can tell it is a prank call since he is ******* around
Grab the other phone and blurt out that my penis is black
Inb4 what the **** is wrong with you
I hang up phone
Roommate hangs up too and bursts out laughing
Ask him why is he laughing so hard
Tells me that teacher was on the other line of the phone

#11 - electro (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Today I said, in a debate, in theology class, "Watching porn is like confirmation." The class was laughing to hard for me to explain it at all and now the teacher doesnt like me..
User avatar #57 - wrocky (09/10/2013) [-]
op was the health teacher confirmed hot or in any way sexually attractive
#55 - wydell (09/10/2013) [-]
So did you change the teacher's mind?
So did you change the teacher's mind?
#53 - damoclese (09/10/2013) [-]
Alpha as **** !
User avatar #40 - sunice (09/10/2013) [-]
There this once in my health class where nothing happened just like all the other days as it was just a normal boring school where nothing ever happened.
#20 - loopymoomoo (09/10/2013) [-]
they asked, whats a three letter word for reproduction, and my friend yelled BUTTSEX.
the teacher wasn't even mad!
#1 - ohayougozaimasu (09/09/2013) [-]
What a cunt destroyer.
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