Saw on my feed. Thought I'd share, kinda funny. So I supervise the front end at a local Kroger and this child is just screaming while his mother is checking out
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Saw on my feed

Thought I'd share, kinda funny

So I supervise the front end at a local Kroger and this child is
just screaming while his mother is checking out her groceries t) ecause she
didn' t let him have a candy hat There was a held up at the register t) ecause
ear system was running slew all clay, as the clit) ) ) c) k a minute er
as to gs through.
The mother leeks her as dead in the eyes and says "I will ******* destroy
tron."
I have never seen a in year aid shuttle as fast.
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#145 - captainthegame (06/01/2013) [-]
anyone know how i can find a thread like this on tumblr?
#144 - AmaterasuNoOkami (05/29/2013) [-]
Mom's face when
Mom's face when
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#146 to #144 - siathedragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #147 to #146 - AmaterasuNoOkami (07/14/2013) [-]
I think it's from Diablo...? Any FJers out there that can confirm?
#138 - cddamis (05/28/2013) [-]
"There was a held up at the register t) ecause   
ear system was running slew all clay, as the clit) ) ) c) k a minute"   
   
with assumed letters replacing the parentheses...   
   
There was a held up at the register because   
ear system was running slew all clay, as the clit or cock a minute   
   
Who knew light bulbs could be so much fun?
"There was a held up at the register t) ecause
ear system was running slew all clay, as the clit) ) ) c) k a minute"

with assumed letters replacing the parentheses...

There was a held up at the register because
ear system was running slew all clay, as the clit or cock a minute

Who knew light bulbs could be so much fun?
#127 - extooso (05/28/2013) [-]
- t) ecause ear system was running slew all clay, as the clit
- The mother leeks her as dead in the eyes and says "I will ******* destroy tron."
- I have never seen a in year aid shuttle as fast.
User avatar #133 to #127 - tdogmeds (05/28/2013) [-]
What?
#134 to #133 - goonmcnasty (05/28/2013) [-]
The lightbulb. If in doubt, always consult the lightbulb.
The lightbulb. If in doubt, always consult the lightbulb.
#124 - taintedangel (05/28/2013) [-]
You have to abuse your kids a liiiiiiiitle bit.
#118 - silverhellion (05/28/2013) [-]
remember, if your kids love you to bits when they hit their teens, you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #115 - roflcopterohone (05/28/2013) [-]
The mother leeks her as dead in the eyes and says "I will ******* destroy
tron."
I have never seen a in year aid shuttle as fast.
User avatar #108 - moaningkoala (05/28/2013) [-]
This is most definitely not proper parenting. What matters is the tone of your voice, eye contact, and the sense of urgency when dealing with a child. You do not tell your children that you are going to " ******* " destroy them. The swearing in unnecessary and just adds a colorful word to their vocabulary, not in a good way. A 10 year old child cannot comprehend what " ******* " destroying someone is, the child sensed the seriousness and urgency of her command with the eye contact. You could have just said "be quiet" in the same manner, and the desired effect would result.

Bad parenting on the account of unnecessary swearing, and just "destroying" something is too strong of a word choice. The kid is more likely to end up mouthing off to people and will contribute to the decay of the English language by using strong words reserved for more serious matters, in light matters.
#117 to #108 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I agree with you?
User avatar #113 to #108 - rhiaanor (05/28/2013) [-]
You are absolutely " ******* " retarded. Mainly because you think children, especially a ten year-old, are retarded and don't know that ******* emphasizes and destroying means... well.. to destroy. You know what a bad parent is? Someone that acts like children are less than human and thus unable to think, which is currently what I think of you.
User avatar #119 to #113 - Haentar (05/28/2013) [-]
I'd like to say that as a ten year old I was fully aware of the concept of ****** . Still, having a mother threaten to ****** her child might cause some long-term scarring...
#132 to #119 - lordpancake (05/28/2013) [-]
**** no, whenever I acted like that when I lived with my birth father I got threatened and my ass whooped by a belt ten times each sitting. Know what, I didn't do whatever it was to get me in trouble again. Kids need that fear put into them, it teaches them self preservation.
User avatar #112 to #108 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
My mummy said **** to me once and now I take drugs.
User avatar #121 to #112 - lolfire (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey, It's Belfast. I'm surprised she didn't say "Take the ******* drugs".
User avatar #122 to #121 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
She did.
#111 to #108 - lolfire (05/28/2013) [-]
What a load of absolute hippy new gen ******** .


Unnecessary(?) swearing - The child needs to be warned that it's a serious situation. Swearing accomplishes this. And I would further point out that it would be necessary swearing in that situation.

"Destroying" - If there is one thing that will shut somebody up. It's fear. The child needs to learn to fear the parent if they are acting in a way that is considered "wrong". Our society reflects this via laws. Fear is what keeps us in check as a society and it sure works well in the familial microcosm of society.

And I leave you with Mr Fry's thoughts on swearing.



User avatar #120 to #111 - zorororonoa (05/28/2013) [-]
I agree with Mr. Fry. Good man.
#109 to #108 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up. It's a joke.
User avatar #110 to #109 - bigsteamingpile (05/28/2013) [-]
If you weren't anon I would thumb you. I hate people like this. I'd do the same thing to my child anyway. Bitches gotta learn.
User avatar #107 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Reminds me of that comic where the mother is in line with her kid and the kid won't shut up, so the guy at the back of the line snaps and grabs the kid by the legs and smashes his head on the counter.
And the mom is just like, 'Thank you..."
User avatar #105 - hankhillofthe (05/28/2013) [-]
**** you guys, I don't care how ****** it is to work at Kroger.

Kroger is ******* awesome. All their products are awesome. All their prices are awesome. All the stores are awesome.

I've never treated someone ****** at a Kroger, and I never plan to.
User avatar #102 - awildniglet (05/28/2013) [-]
Ahhh Kroger, I haven't heard of that supermarket since moving from Ohio
User avatar #114 to #101 - rhiaanor (05/28/2013) [-]
Ah, trying not to look racist gone wrong.
#100 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
I work at QFC now (a kroger owned store)
******* hate it.
#98 - bloodmagic (05/28/2013) [-]
OPs face when
OPs face when
User avatar #94 - loonquawl (05/28/2013) [-]
I would totally give that mom a discount.
#87 - suiker (05/28/2013) [-]
Still cool though
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#84 - bladebites (05/28/2013) [-]
There was a black family with a shrieking kid at Wal-mart the other day. I passed them once and the kid was crying about a bag of gummy worms.   
I passed them again like ten minutes later and the dad looked pissed, so he looked him dead in the eye and just said in a calm tone   
"Not we ain't having none of that here, okay boy?"   
And the kid just kinda stared back like he understood.
There was a black family with a shrieking kid at Wal-mart the other day. I passed them once and the kid was crying about a bag of gummy worms.
I passed them again like ten minutes later and the dad looked pissed, so he looked him dead in the eye and just said in a calm tone
"Not we ain't having none of that here, okay boy?"
And the kid just kinda stared back like he understood.
#135 to #84 - DotDotDot (05/28/2013) [-]
i loved this gif way more than i should have xD
#82 - spanishninja (05/28/2013) [-]
my mom also told me that when i was 6
now that i think of it, it was so ******* metal.
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