Salt is important.. . when eating dinner at your friends house and their parents start arguing and you want to ash for the salt but the salt is right in between
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Salt is important.

when eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ash for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming diverse
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Submitted: 06/23/2014
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#3 - paintskillz (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Having salt knowing full well it will dehydrate you   
   
Hydration is key
Having salt knowing full well it will dehydrate you

Hydration is key
#12 - hudis ONLINE (06/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>be 13
>first time hanging out with a girl as a "date"
>dinner at her house later
>they start fighting over something, can't remember what it was
>she's arguing fiercely
>like really ******* fiercely
>they're shouting
>this goes on for ten minutes
>finally dies down
>her dad looks at me
>"anon why are you so quiet?"
>mfw
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#18 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - secondfunction (06/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Caw caw you piece of **** .
#39 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
When you want to eat bread, but they're eating bacon
When you want to eat bread, but they're eating bacon
#62 - megayoming (06/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Mom Tells me and brother to clean backyard kids did it   
   
Start cleaning Brother starts hit 12yearold 			********		 goes inside doesnt come out 4 hours later yard is cleaned plants watered and Garage door is fixed   
   
Go inside and see they left to go to someplace. They come back 5 hours later is now 9-10 hours home alone cleaned kitchen and bathroom because 			****		 smeared walls. Just finished vacuuming and dishes. Jimmies rustled i did every ones choirs.   
   
See popcorn and Boston market Foodstuffs Throw away empty bags in trash bins i rolled out and popcorn stuff. i go to my room lock the door and go to sleep complexity of enraged emotions pissed. 			*******		 wake up and backyard is 			******		 up garage is open and Bathroom now has a fresh layer of 			****		 dishes like no other. See cabinets open and food cooking untended spend 6 hours cleaning. Finish 			****		 and make kids sit in dinning room for 3 hours Parents are 			*******		 furious. Tell them and show video of me doing all the choirs.  Not my first rodeo with my parents and now i have evidence  Parents ground me for 2 months and tell me to do all the choirs   
   
3 weeks later mom gets cancer and car crash father get hit on the head and goes into semi coma. Tell me to be great full they are alive. stopped doing my choirs and gave my personal stuff to a friend to hold. Parents 			*******		 furious show them my Train ticket to my uncle. tell me to stay they will do better. Nope.jpeg   
   
Tfw kids went to CPS and parents arrested because of me.   
   
10/10 would do it again just to see their faces one more time
Mom Tells me and brother to clean backyard kids did it

Start cleaning Brother starts hit 12yearold ******** goes inside doesnt come out 4 hours later yard is cleaned plants watered and Garage door is fixed

Go inside and see they left to go to someplace. They come back 5 hours later is now 9-10 hours home alone cleaned kitchen and bathroom because **** smeared walls. Just finished vacuuming and dishes. Jimmies rustled i did every ones choirs.

See popcorn and Boston market Foodstuffs Throw away empty bags in trash bins i rolled out and popcorn stuff. i go to my room lock the door and go to sleep complexity of enraged emotions pissed. ******* wake up and backyard is ****** up garage is open and Bathroom now has a fresh layer of **** dishes like no other. See cabinets open and food cooking untended spend 6 hours cleaning. Finish **** and make kids sit in dinning room for 3 hours Parents are ******* furious. Tell them and show video of me doing all the choirs. Not my first rodeo with my parents and now i have evidence Parents ground me for 2 months and tell me to do all the choirs

3 weeks later mom gets cancer and car crash father get hit on the head and goes into semi coma. Tell me to be great full they are alive. stopped doing my choirs and gave my personal stuff to a friend to hold. Parents ******* furious show them my Train ticket to my uncle. tell me to stay they will do better. Nope.jpeg

Tfw kids went to CPS and parents arrested because of me.

10/10 would do it again just to see their faces one more time
User avatar #63 to #62 - drakenumen (06/24/2014) [-]
I would say this story is un-legit, but I can hardly tell what the story is even saying, so I don't know.
#47 - burntmywater (06/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The salted one causes the divorce.
#20 - hiukuss (06/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Here, take this
#28 to #20 - bobthejob (06/23/2014) [-]
No, I insist you take it
User avatar #71 - bakinboy (06/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
then they try to get you to agree with them to piss the other one off
User avatar #15 - unstoppablegiggle (06/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'm going to have nightmares because of that fox.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mayhemlogic (06/23/2014) [-]
GREAT SCOTT!!!
User avatar #50 - platinumaltaria (06/23/2014) [-]
It's at times like these that it is most important to be properly hydrated...
User avatar #35 - mayhemlogic (06/23/2014) [-]
Nightmares *intensifies*
User avatar #32 - mayhemlogic (06/23/2014) [-]
Where in the mighty crap is this from?
User avatar #24 - reican (06/23/2014) [-]
Made me think of the Norwegian tale about "The fox-widow."
#17 - Ken M (06/23/2014) [-]
#2 - chiopet (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #13 to #2 - bitchplzzz (06/23/2014) [-]
is that a new ebin may may
User avatar #42 - sharklazers (06/23/2014) [-]
Atleast you didnt have to ask for a warhead
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