Roly Poly. . ti n stearn HI aneth: astic hee: son netstat : roly poly', designed by the design incubation centre at the national university of singapore, are a  roly poly egg
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - lillpip
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What if you put it up your butt and the other person started shaking the **** out of theirs.
#6 to #3 - anon id: 18b0c179
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I like the way you think
User avatar #178 to #3 - cherribombbrandi
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two kinds of people
User avatar #179 to #178 - lillpip
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Little tardy to the party don't you think?
#147 to #3 - kvimik
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User avatar #149 to #3 - TarnRazor
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There are thinkers. There are revolutionaries. There are geniuses. You are all three.
#174 to #3 - internetshakespear
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#123 to #3 - demystify
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Long-range prostate ticklers.   
The wave of the future.
Long-range prostate ticklers.
The wave of the future.
User avatar #33 to #3 - snowshark
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What if you put yours up your ass... does your partner get sexually molested by theirs?
#39 to #3 - dawggz
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And then there's this asshole
And then there's this asshole
#18 to #3 - taurusguy
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Then you are in a relationship with OP
#21 to #3 - tonkkax
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No no no, put the other one into a paint shaker and let the thing go its way.
No no no, put the other one into a paint shaker and let the thing go its way.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kyrozor
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Then you've found your perfect match.
#16 - soule
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#160 to #16 - anon id: 0d698012
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International calls are insanely expensive...
User avatar #54 to #16 - minecraftmemes
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You ruined everything
#2 - lolerbot
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I thought: Oh this is really neat, I want once!    
   
   
   
Then I got to the last comment.
I thought: Oh this is really neat, I want once!



Then I got to the last comment.
User avatar #8 to #2 - inanimateobject
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Since there's nothing lifting the second Roly Poly which would be reacting to the first Roly Poly being thrown, it would probably just roll on whatever surface it was placed on.
User avatar #17 - ratytang
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Imagine if you cheated on your partner and as your ******* some chick, the beds rocking making the egg rock, and you partner just thinks you are fapping
User avatar #60 to #17 - burningsmurfs
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Man I was just thinking that. Or my luck I'd bump the egg and it'd rock and my old lady would be like WHO WERE YOU EGGING WITH???
User avatar #13 - continent
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I would only use this for evil.

buy them and don't tell anyone... then make them think they have ghosts.

fun for the whole family.
#55 - martycamp
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This is better for a long distance relationship.

Meet the Zeus and Hera!
#67 to #55 - chromefile
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that's too small for my massive cock
User avatar #69 to #67 - martycamp
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You made me do the conversions. 1.6" wide, and 4.5" deep. You don't need a massive cock for that to be too small. Yes, this has distracted me from you claiming that you have a massive cock.

Just joking! We know your cock's so small that you're not half the man your mother was.
#70 to #69 - chromefile
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my cock has its own orbit
User avatar #71 to #70 - martycamp
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Your dick's so thin that when you get frisked, the policeman looks at you and says "Sex change?"
#73 to #71 - chromefile
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when I get an erection i lose so much blood I pass out
User avatar #74 to #73 - martycamp
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You use a thimble and a fishing line for a thong
#76 to #74 - chromefile
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My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.
User avatar #77 to #76 - martycamp
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Your dick's so thin, Weight Watchers want it to represent them
#78 to #77 - chromefile
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My dick is so big, it takes four big women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
User avatar #79 to #78 - martycamp
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A vegan restaurant has more meat than your trousers.
#81 to #79 - chromefile
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Movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
User avatar #83 to #81 - martycamp
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When you go for a piss, you rent out the Hubble Telescope so that you can find it
#84 to #83 - chromefile
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It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
User avatar #87 to #84 - martycamp
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Your dick's like a spot with a pulse
#90 to #87 - chromefile
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My dick is so big, that it can only be measured in theory.
User avatar #94 to #90 - martycamp
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People think you have a belly button under your stomach
User avatar #115 to #81 - tarekmig
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Waaaaait, so... your dick = most small? What is that popcorn for ants?
#82 to #76 - anon id: 5ffa8cfc
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Your dick is so small that you go on the internet and post dirty ******* lies about your size.
#118 to #70 - anon id: f1678d04
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Your dick has its own orbit that faggots get in.
#113 to #67 - tarekmig
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User avatar #88 to #55 - heartlessrobot
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I'd use both pieces of that on myself, but it's a tad too small, even for an average size.
User avatar #91 to #88 - martycamp
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I suppose 4.7" by 1" WOULD be a bit small for you
User avatar #95 to #91 - heartlessrobot
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Both pieces are a bit small. It was clearly made by Asians.
User avatar #96 to #95 - martycamp
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Actually, you're right
User avatar #105 to #55 - jajathezombie
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But what if you're gay?
#158 to #105 - ryuryu
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You can have fun literally ******* yourself.
#86 to #55 - hattaz
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Where can i buy one?
User avatar #93 to #86 - martycamp
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Just google "Zeus and Hera toy".

But they're pricey...
#28 - BloodAwaits
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For People In Long Distance Relationships: Durex Vibrating Underwear! (Touching Through Skype)
Durex wins.
User avatar #142 to #28 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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I find that girl so ******* sexy
#50 to #28 - amuro
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MFW pantyes electrocuted her   
   
Liquids and electricity never mix
MFW pantyes electrocuted her

Liquids and electricity never mix
User avatar #31 to #28 - bontzyb
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this is actually incredible... holy ****
User avatar #36 to #28 - brehon
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You could make dinner parties really awkward with those
User avatar #66 to #36 - drunkasaurus
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your dinner parties are already really awkward if you're giving your guests special underwear for them
#120 to #36 - demystify
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You could make dinner parties really awesome with this, you mean.
You could make dinner parties really awesome with this, you mean.
User avatar #5 - noboro
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So is anyone gonna tell me how the **** it works? Please??
User avatar #7 to #5 - aahrg
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it has a gyroscope that senses its orientation, which then sends a signal to the other to mimic it's movement....

as for the throwing it across the room question, it would just roll around on the table.
#15 to #7 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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#22 to #15 - warioteam
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#23 to #15 - mangusta
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The magic of Wi-Fi
User avatar #53 - Iseewhatudidthar
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More like Quantum EGGtanglement!!!


I'll show myself out
#108 to #53 - anon id: 686a4f98
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quantum entEGGlement
#64 to #53 - fuckinniggers
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
#102 to #64 - tomthehippie
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There is a moar cracked out version of this... I know there is!
#57 - trolololer
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I bet the comment underneath the last one was "There are two kinds of people."
User avatar #125 to #57 - kualeifarne [OP]
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Yes, it was, that's why I removed it...
#126 to #125 - trolololer
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**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #111496 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Would've been classic tumblr tho... oh well, you're OP, you did what you wanted.
User avatar #127 to #126 - trolololer
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WHOA what a roll...