Revelations

#1 - adu

Reply+206

(08/05/2013)[-]

Dude, and, what if, now listen, what if pancakes are just cakes... made in a pan.

#45 to #1 - dafuckisthisshit

Reply+16

(08/05/2013)[-]

made in a pan
made in a pan
MADE IN A PAN
DO YOU EVEN GRIDDLE?

#70 to #1 - fedexman

Reply+10

(08/05/2013)[-]

What the **** are waffles then?

#63 to #1 - chiktikkavaspaus

Reply+3

(08/05/2013)[-]

Preposterous I tell you.

#90 to #1 - jewishbastard

Reply+2

(08/06/2013)[-]

now i may be way out of line here but think about this waffles are simply pancakes and you might want to sit on the edge of your seat for this...with syrup traps

#112 to #1 - ilgattozaiga

Reply+1

(08/06/2013)[-]

#118 to #1 - anon id: e94c29e6

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

cakes are soft, then go hard when they're stale
biscuits are hard, then go soft when they're stale

#104 to #1 - mausisdead

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

#62 to #1 - jeej

Reply-8

(08/05/2013)[-]

Oh and, and.. What if BLUEBERRIES.. ARE JUST BLUE BARRIES?

#129 to #62 - garentei

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

you mean like this?

#171 to #129 - jeej

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

I was tired okay? ):

#11 - strangemoo

Reply+108

(08/05/2013)[-]

Well, atleast I got 3st place.

#28 to #11 - kallebanan

Reply+19

(08/05/2013)[-]

#23 to #11 - darkoblivion

Reply+12

(08/05/2013)[-]

power 3st

#25 to #23 - spawnsy

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

#87 to #11 - butonmethitis

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

Strong Norwegian medal or what?

#159 to #11 - BlazinSun

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

Maybe it was to acknowledge your_ THIRST_ for victory.

I'm really sorry...

#34 to #11 - tragono**User deleted account**

Reply0

(08/05/2013)[-]

I never understood why people always make a pun about thirst when they see this image. 1st is already pronounced the same. Is it the spelling? Then, why don't they already do it with 1st?

#35 to #34 - imakejewburgers

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

What the hell are talking about? First isn't pronounced like thirst.

#36 to #35 - tragono**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

Wait, what? How do you pronounce it?

#37 to #36 - imakejewburgers

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

First is pronounced with an f sound and thirst is pronounced with a th sound. I really don't know how to explain the difference beyond that. What is it that's confusing you?

#38 to #37 - tragono**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

f and th are the same though. In this case, atleast

#39 to #38 - imakejewburgers

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

Are you ******* with me right now or do you really think they're pronounced the same?

#41 to #39 - tragono**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

That's just how I pronounce it, and how I always heard others say it.

#42 to #41 - imakejewburgers

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

Then they're pronouncing it wrong or you're hearing it wrong. I promise you they are not pronounced the same. First has the regular " f " sound and thirst has the regular " th" sound. There's no funky pronunciation here so I don't understand why you didn't know the difference.

#43 to #42 - tragono**User deleted account**

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

Wait, what? I need an audible demonstration.

#47 to #43 - theseventhalias

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

you know...click the 'listen' button on the english side

#46 to #43 - theseventhalias

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

translate.google.ca/#en/nl/thirst%20%0A%0Afirst

#69 to #46 - voidekatwo

Reply+3

(08/05/2013)[-]

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.

#44 to #43 - imakejewburgers

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

I guess you could try pronouncing funky and thunky (I don't know if it's a word, but it should work). The difference in the first sound is the same in first and thirst.

#12 to #11 - whatamidoingwithme

Reply0

(08/05/2013)[-]

Thirst

#167 to #11 - welcometoatl

Reply-1

(08/06/2013)[-]

The thirst is real.

#10 - imcoolashell

Reply-52

(08/05/2013)[-]

never made sense to me though,
I mean 1st is technically "onest" 2nd is technically "twond" and 3rd is technically "threerd"
but 4th translates nicely

#14 to #10 - battokiri

Reply+69

(08/05/2013)[-]

**battokiri rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Title **

I hope to god this picture comes out as a "What the **** is wrong with you picture"

#55 to #14 - jacklethesnake

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

#32 to #14 - sanguinesolitude

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

not bad

#13 to #10 - operationcomando

Reply+7

(08/05/2013)[-]

First

Second

Third

Cmon, it's not that hard.

#15 to #13 - sexyhimself

Reply-31

(08/05/2013)[-]

"Cmon, it's not that hard." hehe hehe.....that's what she said
**************************************************** ihaveplayedelderscrollsonline

#17 to #15 - hor

Reply+7

(08/05/2013)[-]

#134 to #15 - pleebnutbubber

Reply+1

(08/06/2013)[-]

**pleebnutbubber rolled a random image posted in comment #5572236 at Furries ** I hope to god this picture comes out as a "What the **** is wrong with you picture"

#86 to #15 - fizzor

Reply+1

(08/05/2013)[-]

#59 to #15 - zzforrest

Reply0

(08/05/2013)[-]

I think we are waaay past scheduling your execution. It's already set for September theerd.

#21 to #10 - joesvr**User deleted account**

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

yfw

#110 to #10 - WitchKingTroll

Reply+1

(08/06/2013)[-]

#119 to #10 - sparkysparkybooman

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

#93 to #10 - stuartkillswitch

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

I get what you're saying, regardless of all the red thumbs. Yes, I understand the system, this is just an observation arse pirates.
"1" reads as "one", so why does "1st" read as "first"? If you read the number as a separate entity, you get:
1st: "onest", 2nd: "twond" 3rd: "threerd" and 4th:
..."fourth".
Honestly, this site just bombards anything it can't decipher immediately with red thumbs.

#19 to #10 - nock**User deleted account**

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#22 - ljubav

Reply+48

(08/05/2013)[-]

English is my 3rd language and even i know this.

#56 to #22 - zzforrest

Reply+3

(08/05/2013)[-]

I actually think that gives you an edge. I never knew about this because I was just told "that's how you do it". I wasn't ever offered an explanation, where you probably were and that's how you were taught. English speakers were just taught the "what" and not the "why".

#170 to #56 - ljubav

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

No one taught me English, i skipped school when they started teaching us, and all i learned is from WoW and the internet.

#2 - thehumor

Reply+26

(08/05/2013)[-]

Dude

#27 - zomitlu

Reply+23

(08/05/2013)[-]

How the **** do people not know this

#33 to #27 - aaadddmmmiiinnn

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

Tumblr...

#146 to #27 - anon id: 3ce82a9e

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

Why do those sausage links have vaginas?

#54 to #27 - zzforrest

Reply-1

(08/05/2013)[-]

People know it but none of us really ever thought about it.

#24 - burndt

Reply+20

(08/05/2013)[-]

I can't believe I never noticed this.

#64 - tikledpikle

Reply+12

(08/05/2013)[-]

ONEst, TWOnd, THREErd.

#66 to #64 - luiselvergas

Reply+17

(08/05/2013)[-]

it all makes sense now

#128 to #64 - notafunnyguy

Reply+1

(08/06/2013)[-]

life didnt make much sense but once i read twond i knew where i was going

#136 to #64 - killjoypride

Reply0

(08/06/2013)[-]

1ne, 2wo, and 3ee

#57 - mostlyshits

Reply+16

(08/05/2013)[-]

people didn't know this?
how the **** was it even taught to you?

#85 to #57 - cheeselol

Reply+2

(08/05/2013)[-]

if someone teaches you a word you dont question why it is the way it is

'Why is a square called a square?"

you just get told thats what it is, never dig deep, you might not like what you find...

#91 to #85 - continuo

Reply+1

(08/06/2013)[-]

I do do that though,like i constantly wonder why why is called why(dot)Who thought it was a good and perfectly understandable idea to make a word that is two thirds silent letters and not just use the letter y happens in Spanish and French so why is why why(dot)

#84 - tefuck

Reply+7

(08/05/2013)[-]