Pyramids. . fantasmo OTIS: What does this mean? That. my mend, is exactly the question you have to ash. YOU LEFT OUT THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOO
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fantasmo OTIS:
What does this mean?
That. my mend, is exactly the question you have to ash.
YOU LEFT OUT THE ************* CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY
FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3
TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS
HOW IT GOT THERE.
SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD OF THE
CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS ****
OKAY HERE' S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE
THAT IS SOME CRAZY **** .
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA
TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL.
THAT' S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE
HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL EDGE METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN
TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE
WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE
SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON
FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY' RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME
BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH' S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A
BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
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User avatar #4 - gravitystereo (09/02/2013) [-]
no better place to learn history than retards on Tumblr who can't stop using caps lock
User avatar #5 - quantumlegend (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Pyramids are used because they happen to be very good methods of stacking **** really high without falling.

And the crystal pyramid is ******** . Yes, there is a history channel segment of a guy in formal wear who convincingly describes these crystal pyramids. However, look up his name and he has no academic references or merit. Worse then Mr. Ancient Aliens by a long run.
#14 - SteveSlater (09/02/2013) [-]
There is no crystal pyramid at the bottom of the bermuda triangle. No research teams. No actual documentation. Look it up on snopes
#1 - teranin ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
CAPSLOCK MAKES ME SOUND MORE INFORMED
#18 - Jesusnipples (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fake or not that's cool as hell
#34 - Welshhobo (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Pyramids of glass, not crystal
>Methane vent from deeeeeeeep down
>Lighter than water so rises
>Increases pressure underneath it
>Force sediment downwards
>Sand and sediment becomes glass under the immense pressure
>Glass is straight
>Builds up over thousands of years
>Holes at top are the opening of the vent where sediment couldn't land.

Somehow "aliens" is a more realistic explaination.
#7 - Matengel (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i was almost freaking out after reading that we could have possibly come from mars lol
#11 to #7 - mr skeltal (09/02/2013) [-]
Christians are going to be so pissed if this turns out true.
#3 - mr skeltal (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #35 - nuciferatu (09/02/2013) [-]
It's a scam. They don't exist and nobody can prove the contrary.
User avatar #19 - trollmobile (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"smooth as hell"
well, if they've been under water longer than the aztecs have been, then well, that's what the ocean does to you.
User avatar #8 - Mebeshe (09/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - minorian (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is the source where all the articles come from. Seems 10000% legit.
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#40 - datfozzy (09/02/2013) [-]
Reminds me of
User avatar #23 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Aren't they those 'vents' that emit methane, which changes the density of water or provides a sort of mist?
#17 - iloveburzum (09/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"the time in the bible before noah's ark happened"

Wat.
User avatar #48 to #37 - iloveburzum (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand that. But noahs ark did not actually happen. That explains nothing of why that pyramid is underwater.
User avatar #16 - detroitt (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't even care if it is fake, I am fascinated with theories of Atlantis, the Bermuda Triangle, and the deep, deep ocean, where we do not know for sure what lays beneath. Although I am fascinated by the oceans, I am terribly afraid of them and refuse to go into them.
User avatar #12 - onoir (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they explain that the Bermuda Triangle has had ship wrecks and air wrecks from methane vents?
User avatar #2 - nimba (09/01/2013) [-]
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
User avatar #46 - SuitUp (09/02/2013) [-]
Occams razer. The bermuda triangle is mystical because people keep saying it is and as that image has been established any stories about it get exagerated to rediculous porportions.

The triangle has no more missing or destroyed ships and planes than any other stretch of equally busy ocean. All the 'methane vents' 'strange underwater geology' 'cursed pirate booty' explanations are hilarious because they try to explain a paranormal phenomena that doesn't exist.
User avatar #44 - Nefarious (09/02/2013) [-]
If anyone look at anything other than the first 3 search results it becomes obvious that there are no reputable sources, and it's bogus.
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