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Psychic buying clothes
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That. shirt is tact
small
Employee: You didn' t:. even try
it on
Psychic: I' m a medium

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Submitted:	01/04/2016

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#2 - Zaxplab (01/05/2016) [-]

I dwarven psychic broke out of jail recently.

The papers read "Small Medium at Large."

#10 to #2 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]

Now where did I hear that one before...

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#1 - cupcakescankill (01/05/2016) [-]

Vegan buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?

Vegan: I'm a vegan.

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#4 to #1 - discobleach ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

well most clothing is an animal product, including cotton and **** . the guy saying "im a vegan" is just saying, all i can wear is synthetic.

#5 to #4 - notwhothefkisanon (01/05/2016) [-]

how is cotton an animal product?

#6 to #5 - discobleach ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

sorry i got mixed up with wool.
at any rate, being a vegan does narrow your options down clothing-wise a little bit, so it's not an irrelevant statement to make

#15 to #6 - psychoknot (01/05/2016) [-]

A vegan, by definition, is somebody who doesn't eat any animal products. You can be a vegan and still wear the **** , you aren't putting it in your body. Sure a lot of people are vegans because of animal cruelty and they refuse to wear wool for the same reasons, but that isn't part of being vegan.

#16 to #15 - discobleach ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

Veganism is the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products, particularly in diet, and an associated philosophy that rejects the commodity status of animals.[9] A follower of veganism is known as a vegan.

Distinctions are sometimes made between several categories of veganism. Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances; this is known as a vegan or entirely plant-based diet.[10] The term ethical vegan is often applied to those who not only follow a vegan diet but extend the philosophy into other areas of their lives, and oppose the use of animals for any purpose.[n 1] Another term is environmental veganism, which refers to the avoidance of animal products on the premise that the harvesting or industrial farming of animals is environmentally damaging and unsustainable.[12]

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#17 to #16 - psychoknot (01/05/2016) [-]

Yeah, my point is that not all vegans are ethical vegans. A lot of them are just dietary vegans, because they think it's healthier to cut all animal products out of the diet of an omnivore. Different people can do similar things for entirely different reasons.

#18 to #17 - discobleach ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

that's why it's entirely possible that veganism plays a part in your clothing choices

#19 to #18 - psychoknot (01/05/2016) [-]

Yes, and it's also entirely possible that it doesn't at all.

#7 to #6 - elsenortamatoe ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

Plant textiles[edit]
Grass, rush, hemp, and sisal are all used in making rope. In the first two, the entire plant is used for this purpose, while in the last two, only fibres from the plant are utilized. Coir (coconut fibre) is used in making twine, and also in floormats, doormats, brushes, mattresses, floor tiles, and sacking.

Traditional textile making tools from 14th century Persia
Straw and bamboo are both used to make hats. Straw, a dried form of grass, is also used for stuffing, as is kapok.

Fibres from pulpwood trees, cotton, rice, hemp, and nettle are used in making paper.

Cotton, flax, jute, hemp, modal and even bamboo fibre are all used in clothing. Piña (pineapple fibre) and ramie are also fibres used in clothing, generally with a blend of other fibres such as cotton. Nettles have also been used to make a fibre and fabric very similar to hemp or flax. The use of milkweed stalk fibre has also been reported, but it tends to be somewhat weaker than other fibres like hemp or flax.

The inner bark of the lacebark tree is a fine netting that has been used to make clothing and accessories as well as utilitarian articles such as rope.

Acetate is used to increase the shininess of certain fabrics such as silks, velvets, and taffetas.

Seaweed is used in the production of textiles: a water-soluble fibre known as alginate is produced and is used as a holding fibre; when the cloth is finished, the alginate is dissolved, leaving an open area.

Lyocell is a synthetic fabric derived from wood pulp. It is often described as a synthetic silk equivalent; it is a tough fabric that is often blended with other fabrics – cotton, for example.

Fibres from the stalks of plants, such as hemp, flax, and nettles, are also known as 'bast' fibres.
Plants are used for a ton of clothes. But could a vegan wear silk? since it comes from an insect not an animal?

#11 to #7 - emiyashirou ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

Polyester comes from very very long dead animals, and it's widespread as **** in clothing.

#3 to #1 - platinumaltaria (01/05/2016) [-]

God ******* dammit you beat me.

#9 to #3 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]

But can you beat me off ? ;)

#12 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]

>Medium

#8 - itsmedumbass (01/05/2016) [-]

#20 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]

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cant believe no-one posted this yet. I realise I havent said anything offense in this post yet, which seems to be required to get sticked.

[insert racist joke here]

Now can someone please sticky this?