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Pikmin is Racist

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in p 1
Hon
Think Pikmin is a cute little adventure?
A fun little adorable game by Mr Shiggy Miyamoto?
ON CK Let me tell you why you' re WRONG.
Can only red people walk through fires?
Th ate racial discrimination.
Sure, red Pikmin don‘ t get hurt when exposed to extreme temperature.
but why is that a role that' s forced upon us as the player?
We should have the freedom to choose which Pikman to choose,
and not have to base choices completely on colour.
You, Nintendo, are racists.
Please do not play Heroin.
Ever.
its like Hitler made a game.
pikmin isn' t adorable and cute
its about having your little friends eaten by giant bugs and Mutt.
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Submitted: 06/03/2014
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#4 - penileburglar (06/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
...That's like saying that identifying a poisonous snake by their color is racist.
#6 - qualbert (06/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Always knew Shigeru Miyamoto was a true evil mastermind.

HE'S PRACTICALLY SNAPPING THAT PIKMIN'S NECK
#1 - furrysheaperd (06/03/2014) [-]
same thing with the minions in overlord
same thing with the minions in overlord
User avatar #7 - steelcrasher (06/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Is this **** real ? or are they just trolling because i really can't see the difference at this point.
#10 to #9 - qualbert (06/03/2014) [-]
The entire thing.
I suppose it's difficult to tell what is/isn't satire when the internet is full of fools.
#3 - ayumu (06/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If this isn't a joke, i have some people to murder
#23 - samxdaxman (06/04/2014) [-]
>2001+13
>Not realizing that Pikmin is the ****
>Shiggy Diggy Miyamoto
#16 - Bad Man (06/03/2014) [-]
Shiggy Miyamoto
Shiggy Miyamoto
User avatar #21 - malinko (06/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
god damn these social activists will bitch about anything.....
User avatar #20 - Blargosnarf (06/03/2014) [-]
So, you want someone who graduated from lawschool to be your surgeon, and the guy who likes to do extreme math equations to remodel your house?
User avatar #18 - nudybooty (06/03/2014) [-]
I miss that game
User avatar #17 - shinigamigod (06/03/2014) [-]
I completed Pikmin 1 and 2 100% with 0 Pikmin deaths several years ago. No Pikmin ever left behind you beautiful little things.
User avatar #32 - thetoasterofdeath ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
is that you Steve?
User avatar #31 - trostell (06/05/2014) [-]
Except, the difference in skin pigmentation is more likely than not an evolutionary trait to distinguish themselves from one another, and to better blend with the environs they find hospitable. Blue Pikmin are harder to spot in water, where red ones are harder to spot around fires, and the purple ones are harder to spot in the deep caves they inhabit. Also, you have the power to choose which Pikmin to use on obstacles. But if you throw yellow ones into a fire THEY ******* DIE.
User avatar #27 - thegrazel (06/04/2014) [-]
Tumble: "Welcome to the site where we all have a stick in our vaginas."
#26 - Absolute Madman (06/04/2014) [-]
You keep using the work "racist" but i'm not sure you know what it means.
User avatar #19 - mosaicbrain (06/03/2014) [-]
Fun fact!
The Pikmin World is a cute, fun post-apocalyptic Earth!
Humans destroyed themselves with their silly nuclear radiation, explaining why Olimar's Geiger Counter is constantly going ******* .
The radiation caused certain surviving animals and plants to mutate, resulting in Pikmin and all the various creatures that now reside on Earth.

See? Nothing scary, serious racism theme at all! It's Nintendo after all! The same who created the cute Majora's Mask, right?
User avatar #15 - kmanson (06/03/2014) [-]
I've seen so much stupid **** from tumbler, I can't tell if it's satire or if it real.
#14 - kikren ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
You're basically enslaving an entire race and then throwing them to their death. I went mad with power and drowned 100 yellow pikmin once. 10/10 would do again.
#12 - Absolute Madman (06/03/2014) [-]
lol Tumblr in a nutshell. Reading between the lines, even when there are no lines to begin with.

Got one thing right, Japanese people are racist as **** .
#2 - Absolute Madman (06/03/2014) [-]
I'm gonna play Pikmin 73 more times now.
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