Oh, Tumblr. . assbag: I are you my blag toe? because I' m gamma bang you on every place furniture! In my house OH Wt' GOD. I have a feeling that whoever made the third comment was so done with that site.
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Oh, Tumblr

assbag:
I are you my blag toe?
because I' m gamma bang you on every place furniture! In my house
OH Wt' ******* GOD
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Submitted: 05/17/2013
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User avatar #1 - folders (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can't think of any situation I'd be able to use this chat up line.
#2 to #1 - whatsawilly (05/17/2013) [-]
Probably because you'd have to actually talk to a girl to use it
Probably because you'd have to actually talk to a girl to use it
User avatar #3 - pocketstooheavy (05/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I have an idea!

Why don't all you Tumblr lovers go to Tumblr instead of posting a whole bunch of un-funny stuff here?

Nvm. Its Funnyjunk. The most cancerous site on the internet.
#5 to #3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2013) [-]
>says this site is cancer
>spends all of his time complaining on every content he finds (seriously, go to his profile)
>still comes here
>ishiggydiggy
User avatar #9 - ainsley (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have a feeling that whoever made the third comment was so done with that site.
User avatar #15 - mrgoodlove (05/17/2013) [-]
I wanna treat you like the SAT and do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

With a 5 minute break for snacks
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#25 - fjmonaco **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#40 - corset (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This actually made it to the frontpage? Thank you!
This actually made it to the frontpage? Thank you!
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#34 - nsfwanon has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#35 to #34 - nsfwanon ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Hey, are you a coaster?

Cause I wanna lay you on my coffee table


Are you from space?

Cause you sure as hell don't look like you're from earth


Did you know I wanted to be an astronaut?

Yeah, it's so I can explore Uranus


Girl, you ever watch Spongebob?

Cause Imma put Krabs in your Bikini Bottom


That'll do for now.
User avatar #23 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Are you my small toe?
Because it hurts like **** everything I bang you.

My sexlife is weird
#14 - rotucex (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have seen tumblr posts 						********					 of time, but I still cannot comprehend one thing:   
WHY   
CAN'T   
THEY   
CONTROL   
THEIR   
TITS   
It wasn't even that funny/shocking/amazing!
I have seen tumblr posts ******** of time, but I still cannot comprehend one thing:
WHY
CAN'T
THEY
CONTROL
THEIR
TITS
It wasn't even that funny/shocking/amazing!
#44 - Bad Man (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Are you my homework?

Because I'm not doing you, and I really should be.
#31 - crazyoljew (05/18/2013) [-]
*******					 saved, bro
******* saved, bro
#32 - invalidcupcakes (05/18/2013) [-]
... Just.. Just tumblr everywhere on front page... Kinda starting to like it..
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2013) [-]
"DAYUM BOY, ARE YOU THE SUN?"
"cuz you need to be about 93,000,000 miles away from me."
#21 - pharoahemonch (05/17/2013) [-]
"I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SITE"
"I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SITE"
User avatar #19 - tiopico (05/17/2013) [-]
Ay gurl are you a beaver?

Cuz DAM.
User avatar #48 - klokwork ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
#46 - playcolt (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - imtheparty (05/18/2013) [-]
Aw yuss
Aw yuss
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2013) [-]
I find it's normally my little toe which gets demolished...
#17 - ilickrainbows (05/17/2013) [-]
My pick up line!
It's famous.
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