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Oh Tumblr

So done. 100% done.

Hymn water an swam with apple lulu
In It turned t:
Annonymus: s
I lam Still! " about Hills
Anor. , we nun at a bee is a mm.
Elma mm the tree' s seeds and an
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WE BEEN DRINKING APPLE
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#1 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fruit is defined as an ovary, so it's closer to an apple's period.
User avatar #7 to #1 - pooflinger (05/27/2013) [-]
A real man loves his apples every day of the month.
#3 - cheezitman (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw i'm eating an apple right now
User avatar #12 - dosburritos (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wouldn't be more like a woman removing her entire reproductive system after conception, crushing and smashing it, filtering out all the large remaining particles, adding them to water, and then drinking it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - blokrokker (05/27/2013) [-]
That's pretty ******* metal.
#8 - insomniacmeat (05/27/2013) [-]
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#19 - halorlz ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
A seed is an egg, essentially. The fruit is there to attract animals (such as ourselves). Really, its just a by product. Apple juice doesn't have the seed, so it won't grow anything. Its just a byproduct. So.. you're eating.. placenta... sort of..

Thank you for your time
#22 - silverhellion (05/28/2013) [+] (18 replies)
i guess i'm a total slut then.
#44 to #42 - manazetsugi (05/28/2013) [-]
Maybe a bag of doritos?
#36 - lordraine ONLINE (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, no. The pollen would be tree semen, so that's what you're choking on and breathing in Spring.

Watering a tree with fruit juice would be force feeding it fetus blood. Totally different.
#5 - ogomer ONLINE (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #70 - roflcopterohone (05/30/2013) [-]
WE BEEN DRINKING APPLE
User avatar #61 - deathcampforjewtie (05/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Gross, I already drink people cum and now I'm drinking appl- I mean......
#55 - dagreatmax (05/28/2013) [-]
It still tastes amazing, I'm drinking apple juice as I'm typing this a.k.a apple semen
It still tastes amazing, I'm drinking apple juice as I'm typing this a.k.a apple semen
User avatar #10 - teevee (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, the flower is the reproductive organ, so pollen is the plant's "sperm". The fruit carries the plant's seeds. So you're kind of drinking the juice of plant fetuses.
#58 - zafara (05/28/2013) [-]
Just finished drinking half a jug of apple juice a few minutes ago.
User avatar #57 - zorororonoa (05/28/2013) [-]
Never thought that apple cum could be so delicious.
User avatar #56 - MotorstormLegend (05/28/2013) [-]
I take the dead leaves from my ficus tree, cut them up, and put them back into the soil to decompose.

Self-sufficiency.
User avatar #46 - leglesslegolegolas (05/28/2013) [-]
Or another tree's semen. ;)
User avatar #43 - cakezs (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm going to go get an apple right now
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