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#3 - ronyx (03/18/2013) [-]
hur dur derp so tru omg guiz
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User avatar #24 to #7 - falconxmard (03/18/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
User avatar #26 to #24 - psychodreadnought (03/18/2013) [-]
What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
#57 to #26 - sixtynyan (03/18/2013) [-]
anyone knows the original one of this comment?
#71 to #57 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
it's all over fj's comments. Just google gorilla warfare and you should find it,
User avatar #14 to #7 - rantansoop (03/18/2013) [-]
Wat duh fuq dd jew jus sey bot meh, u lil faget? eyl hav u know, ey lift at teh top ov teh biggist fagets at teh jim, and iv ben involfd in noomeris sekrit werkouts awn my upr bodee, annd iy hav lifted ovr 300 pownds. I m traynd in gorriluh lifting n aym the top lifter n the entyr US. U r nuthin two me btt jus anuthr barrbel. I wll lift you teh fukc up wth presishin teh lieks off witch haas nefer ben ceen befur awn tihs Errth, mrk my fuqig wrds. Yu thinc u kn git awy wth saing tat shet too mee ovr teh Innernit? Thinc agn, fukkr. Ass wii speek ii em perparng miy sekret micstir of proteen frum arond teh wrold n ur max lift iss beeng traysd ryt nwo sow u beter perpair fur teh werkout, psussy. The werkout tht whyps owt the pithetek thng u cal ur mussles. Ur' fukkin wreckd, kidd. Ey ken lift aniwair, anitiem, ad ey kin lift u n ovvr sevn hunedrd weighs, an thts juss wit mie bair haans. Nout onlee m ey ixtinsivly yoked inn lifting, btt ai hav axiss too de inntier arrsinole ov waights en teh Unnytd Stets an ey wel yoos itt 2 itts ful eckstint to lifft ur misserbl asz of de fays off teh countenant, u litll fagutt. Iff onlie u cud hav noun watt unnholee rechrebushin ur litel "faget" cummnt wis abut too birng dwn opun u, myaeb uy wood hvae haild ur fuccn tung. Btu yoo cudt, yoo dedt, an noww ur pang th pirse, u goodum faget. I wil shet barrbels al ovre u n u wontt b abl too lifft anee of itt. Ey'l fukkin wrek u, kido.
User avatar #29 to #14 - justsomechickyo (03/18/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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