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    #8 - afreeti
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    (04/28/2013)[-]
    oh god potters kids are going to be the new malfoy
    oh god potters kids are going to be the new malfoy
    User avatar#128 to #8 - therealsuperguy
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    (04/29/2013)[-]
    so does that mean Malfoy's dad was the Harry Potter of his time?
    User avatar#111 to #8 - pappathethird
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    (04/29/2013)[-]
    How did you get so many thumbs? You just dumbed down the joke from the last reply. Did people not catch it when he said 'My father's going to hear about this' without a picture of malfoy next to it?
    #171 to #111 - afreeti
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    (04/29/2013)[-]
    honestly i have no idea
    honestly i have no idea
    #110 to #8 - awesomenessdefined
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    (04/29/2013)[-]
    Therefor (though not reallly), Malfoy's kid is the new Harry Potter
    #101 to #8 - anon id: e881ab58
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    (04/29/2013)[-]
    HAHA YEAH I CAME TO THE SAME CONCLUSION!!
    #41 to #8 - SpcRamon
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    (04/29/2013)[-]
    Unlike Malfoy's father, Harry Potter can get **** done.

    "My father can kick your father's ass."

    "Your dad is Harry Potter, that is not fair Albus...Can he fight your mother instead?"

    "I guess, sometimes Dad is afraid of mum. You have a better chance against Uncle Ron, and he sleeps most of the time."
    User avatar#39 to #8 - dayasalion
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    Yeah, that's the ****** joke.
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