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My Professor

All of my tumblr posts are found on my dashboard :3

clean princecutter:
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her
arms and she stopped to say "sorry you guys have to look at
my body, my friend brought a stripper pole over tor
thanksgiving and that **** is not easy- tip your strippers. tip your strippers
well" and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
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#70 - bdowns (12/05/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #6655334 at Safe For Work Random Board ** is she good looking?
User avatar #69 - AdamBaum (12/05/2013) [-]
Out of the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
#49 - arreatface (12/05/2013) [-]
**arreatface rolls 43**
User avatar #65 to #49 - xxkelevraxx (12/05/2013) [-]
**xxkelevraxx rolls 84**
#50 to #49 - dejax (12/05/2013) [-]
**dejax rolls 32**
#73 to #50 - championofglaceon (12/08/2013) [-]
**championofglaceon rolls 89**    
May the luck of the penguin bring me dubs.
**championofglaceon rolls 89**
May the luck of the penguin bring me dubs.
User avatar #52 to #50 - deviousdanish (12/05/2013) [-]
Both off by one. Huh.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dejax (12/05/2013) [-]
I know right? So sad..but that must count for something right?
User avatar #48 - jbgotswag (12/05/2013) [-]
apparently, your philosophy teacher is a whore.
User avatar #47 - splinfinity (12/05/2013) [-]
Stupid stories of wonderful gloriousness such as this are why my major is best major. Woop philosophy!
#42 - iamphoenix (12/05/2013) [-]
Gotta make a living with a philosophy degree somehow.
#41 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
Philosophy has to be the single dumbest thing to study.

That is without mentioning just how stupid it sounds. Philosophy is supposed to be something you figure out on your own, not something you're taught.
User avatar #36 - krobeles (12/05/2013) [-]
See, that would be extreamly disturbing, as my professors are mostly 40+ years of age, mostly old men, and the few professors who're women are just...off. Somehow.
#31 - lolzordz (12/05/2013) [-]
>philosophy teacher   
>female   
>possibly hot
>philosophy teacher
>female
>possibly hot
#71 to #31 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
So ugly.
#51 to #31 - juha (12/05/2013) [-]
women cannot into philosophy
#33 to #31 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
I feel a intense urge to punch that ugly ******* bitch in the throat.... she's just looks ******* annoying
#56 to #33 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
[autism intensifies]
#45 to #33 - barhah (12/05/2013) [-]
The Left Rights - WHITE

Something to make the pain go away, courtesy of Jhonen Vasquez.
User avatar #44 to #33 - lolzordz (12/05/2013) [-]
shes being annoying on purpose. i wouldve thought that was obvious
User avatar #39 to #33 - harrisonfordor (12/05/2013) [-]
She did it to make fun of teen sluts these days, context bra.
User avatar #74 to #39 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I still wanna punch her in the throat....
#37 to #33 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
It was actually an act that she did for some school ****
#29 - perdition (12/05/2013) [-]
Philosophy majors can teach?

my brother is getting his masters in philosophy, so we got him this t-shirt
User avatar #32 to #29 - lolzordz (12/05/2013) [-]
i did philosophy and i can safely say it wasnt about my future career.. i think when youre so interested in how life works you dont really care so much for money. your bro probably thinks the same way
User avatar #68 to #32 - perdition (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I totally agree. If I weren't going into a different area, I would love to be a philosophy major. I'm just poking fun that it isn't a very high-paying or high demand job.
#34 to #32 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
Same, people go on and on about how "useless" art degrees are, but when you're passionate about something it's not always about making money from it, plus you can always get another job, just owning a art degree doesn't doom you to a food service job.
User avatar #28 - letting (12/05/2013) [-]
Or she could have, ya know, worn a long-sleeve shirt until the bruises healed...
User avatar #38 to #28 - TheFreak (12/05/2013) [-]
And miss a chance to educate her fine young students?
User avatar #27 - kuraithevision (12/05/2013) [-]
Well she certainly passed down some words of wisdom.
User avatar #10 - toosexyforyou (12/05/2013) [-]
That's weird. Usually someone with a philosophy degree either teaches OR strips, never heard of one doing both.
User avatar #26 to #10 - Zeigh (12/05/2013) [-]
The Philosophical stripper, she'll blow your mind while you blow your load.
User avatar #11 to #10 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Philosophy, Communications, Fine Arts, Journalism, and even my beloved major, Political Science and Security Studies . . . . . we're all destined to sell our bodies in one way or another.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mutzaki (12/05/2013) [-]
To be fair, the world needs its strippers, prostitutes, McDonald's workers and so forth. You're doing great work for the world.
User avatar #13 to #12 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Eh, no McDonald's paper hat for me, just Army fatigues. I'm ROTC.
#18 to #13 - leathermanshadow (12/05/2013) [-]
Nice, I'm in ROTC also.
User avatar #20 to #18 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Nice, where at?
#21 to #20 - leathermanshadow (12/05/2013) [-]
Texas State, you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
University of Illinois, Fighting Illini Battalion.
User avatar #54 to #22 - localbees (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, ROTC! I'm in AF though...
User avatar #55 to #54 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey, it could be worse, I mean you could be a Midshipman.
User avatar #57 to #55 - localbees (12/05/2013) [-]
If it ever came down to that...
Are you guys called anything? We're just "cadets"
User avatar #58 to #57 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Nope, we're Cadets too. The Navy's the only one with their own term.
User avatar #59 to #58 - localbees (12/05/2013) [-]
Is the Navy too cool for cadets or something? XD
User avatar #60 to #59 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel they're due for an attitude adjustment. Navy likes to butt heads with both the Army and the Navy.
User avatar #61 to #60 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Air Force* . . . you know what I meant.
User avatar #62 to #61 - localbees (12/05/2013) [-]
I do. We only have an Army and an Air Force detachment though, so I've never experienced that.
User avatar #63 to #62 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Gotcha, yeah, it's a neat experience, having all three branches. I completely forgot that you refer to yourselves as a Detachment. Our corps of cadets is a Battalion, and I'm not sure what term the navy uses.
User avatar #64 to #63 - localbees (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, overall, we are a Detachment, but the cadets are a wing, and then squadrons and flights.
User avatar #66 to #64 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
We go Battalion, Company, Platoon, and Squad.
User avatar #67 to #66 - localbees (12/05/2013) [-]
Well, that definitely makes sense.
User avatar #14 to #13 - mutzaki (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh...well, then your country needs you to stimulate its economy.
User avatar #16 to #14 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, because I'm going to be doing so much spending with a 2nd Lieutenant's salary . . . . . I really jacked up my last comment, I'm exhausted
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User avatar #17 to #15 - mutzaki (12/05/2013) [-]
That was more of a comment on the whole war that I don't really wanna get into further.
User avatar #19 to #17 - admiralshepard (12/05/2013) [-]
Ah, stimulation through military spending, got it. How very FDR like . . .
User avatar #9 - ningyoaijin (12/05/2013) [-]
She's a Philosophy professor. What do you expect?
#8 - jordanish (12/05/2013) [-]
Philosophy lecturers know how it be like it is and it do.
Pic unrelated
User avatar #6 - Kairyuka ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
When you say "philosophy professor" I think of an older guy with a white mustache/beard or something. Only made the mental image better
#23 to #6 - weareboss (12/05/2013) [-]
My philosophy professor's FW
#40 to #23 - derpingtonherp (12/05/2013) [-]
My philosophy professor is more majestic
#43 to #40 - sanguinesolitude (12/05/2013) [-]
my favorite one
User avatar #35 to #23 - marinepenguin (12/05/2013) [-]
My philosophy professor looks almost exactly like that. Not the same guy, but very very close.
#2 - locke (12/05/2013) [-]
now there's a philosophy all its own.
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