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#21 - smashingfalcon (08/01/2013) [-]
I would make weapons (Arrows and Spears and stuff) out of Ice.
It would be sharp enough to pierce a body and kill someone, and then it would melt afwards, leaving to evidence or fingerprints. :3
User avatar #72 to #21 - danniegurl (08/01/2013) [-]
They actually had something like this on NCIS. Ice bullets.
User avatar #78 to #72 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
That's retarded. The heat of the explosion would melt it.
User avatar #87 to #78 - eddymolly ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Not if you use my method: Compressed air Icicle gun! You can make it out of easy to gain, inconspicuous materials (like plumbing pipe), leaves no residue of a ballistics explosion, no noise, could shoot from far away (if you get the shot right) and no murder weapon.

I kind of want to make one and say its a spud gun, same principle really
User avatar #88 to #87 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
Hmmm... rename it AIRCICLE 13, and I'll by twelve.
User avatar #89 to #88 - eddymolly ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Pfff, Thats a crap name, it needs an awesome codename, like "The Device", but with a nickname like "The COOL launcher".

...
I'm not good with names
User avatar #91 to #89 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
Maybe the 0K BPM.

Absolute zero beats per minute.
User avatar #79 to #78 - danniegurl (08/01/2013) [-]
Idk, but that's what i remembered. Maybe it was one of those super-low temperature things?
User avatar #80 to #79 - commontroll (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm not saying you're stupid for that, just that they'd say that is just stupid.
#24 to #21 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
but that's wrong, you ******* retard. The ice wouldn't be strong enough to pierce the flesh, let alone be enough to kill someone. And even if there WAS a way you could kill someone with ice weapons it would still leave behind a ******* puddle, which would be easy enough for anyone with a brain to figure out.

TL;DR, you're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #52 to #24 - spceinvdr (08/01/2013) [-]
what about icicles you ****** ? Surely you've heard of icicles killing people?
#31 to #24 - eddymolly ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.    
   
In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:   
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html   
   
more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle   
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.

In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html

more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
#56 to #31 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Trotsky was killed by an icicle in Cuba, after he was exiled from the USSR.
User avatar #86 to #56 - eddymolly ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, the point still stands, Ice can easily kill people. You could make a hammer out of it it you couldn't be bothered with a spear I suppose, that would work just as well
#23 to #21 - calawesome (08/01/2013) [-]
see, this is what kind of people are on the internet.
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