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Murder

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ifi were a murderer as be the murderer and lead my victims
blindfolded to undisclosed locations ahd We ask: them what they
smelled and thse' d be like "omg ocean air and tulips" and then l' d rip
uerthe blindfold and it i. -rould' l: A FILE OF THE OF MY
PREVIOUS VICTIMS.
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#3 - junkinator (08/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
What would he do to the first person he killed?

#9 - yourdonutz ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#2 - amast (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
when im high im deathly scared of fucking febreze. my friends fucking spray it on me and watch me cry in the corner.
#21 - smashingfalcon (08/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I would make weapons (Arrows and Spears and stuff) out of Ice.
It would be sharp enough to pierce a body and kill someone, and then it would melt afwards, leaving to evidence or fingerprints. :3
#31 to #24 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.    
   
In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:   
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html   
   
more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle   
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.

In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html

more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
#29 - anewerbeggining (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
THAT'S A GENIUS IDEA.
#39 - buckoman (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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mfw "My mom made me go to a therapist because of this"
#41 - hydromatic (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What would you do with your first victim?
User avatar #73 - Yesitsme (08/01/2013) [-]
But those febreeze commercials really do have a serial-killy/rapey vibe to them.
#63 - Harkonnen (08/01/2013) [-]
They should do this on the next season of Hannibal
User avatar #15 - threeeighteen (08/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If I were a serial killer (successfully of course) I would stick to a particular modus operandi and type of victim for maybe 3-4 kills, then I would change it again but at different lengths so there wasn't any real pattern to it. So for the first couple of kills it would be the typical blonde chick, then swap to males of a certain kind, then all of a sudden you kill a Rabbi (Oy vey!) and finish it off with car bombing a police station or some shit.
#1 - tmdarby (07/31/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
User avatar #81 - protomanrulez (08/01/2013) [-]
I wanna smear shit all over a wall and put Febreze in it.
User avatar #40 - mads (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't know why but I read this as Frisbee Murderer.
#36 - ninjabadger (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Remind me to never have some random stranger blindfold me and take me somewhere...
User avatar #25 - lasthuman (08/01/2013) [-]
The Gardener
User avatar #38 - thelordofrepost (08/01/2013) [-]
I would make gallium coated bullets and put them in clips, then I would put the clips in a cooler and carry them until I was ready to shoot. I would also put a bag where the bullets are ejected so no one could even figure out what kind of gun I used.
#35 - lolchris (08/01/2013) [-]
what would smell the first victim?
User avatar #34 - twothreefivefive (08/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like a perfect commercial.
#32 - herbolifee (08/01/2013) [-]
MFW replying to yourself
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