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ifi were a murderer as be the murderer and lead my victims
blindfolded to undisclosed locations ahd We ask: them what they
smelled and thse' d be like "omg ocean air and tulips" and then l' d rip
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PREVIOUS VICTIMS.
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#3 - junkinator (08/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
What would he do to the first person he killed?

#9 - yourdonutz ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#2 - amast (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
when im high im deathly scared of ******* febreze. my friends ******* spray it on me and watch me cry in the corner.
#21 - smashingfalcon (08/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I would make weapons (Arrows and Spears and stuff) out of Ice.
It would be sharp enough to pierce a body and kill someone, and then it would melt afwards, leaving to evidence or fingerprints. :3
#31 to #24 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.    
   
In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:   
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html   
   
more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle   
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.

In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html

more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
#29 - anewerbeggining (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
THAT'S A GENIUS IDEA.
#39 - buckoman (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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mfw "My mom made me go to a therapist because of this"
#41 - hydromatic (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What would you do with your first victim?
User avatar #73 - Yesitsme (08/01/2013) [-]
But those febreeze commercials really do have a serial-killy/rapey vibe to them.
#63 - Harkonnen (08/01/2013) [-]
They should do this on the next season of Hannibal
User avatar #15 - threeeighteen (08/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If I were a serial killer (successfully of course) I would stick to a particular modus operandi and type of victim for maybe 3-4 kills, then I would change it again but at different lengths so there wasn't any real pattern to it. So for the first couple of kills it would be the typical blonde chick, then swap to males of a certain kind, then all of a sudden you kill a Rabbi (Oy vey!) and finish it off with car bombing a police station or some **** .
#1 - tmdarby (07/31/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
User avatar #81 - protomanrulez (08/01/2013) [-]
I wanna smear **** all over a wall and put Febreze in it.
User avatar #40 - mads (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't know why but I read this as Frisbee Murderer.
#36 - ninjabadger (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Remind me to never have some random stranger blindfold me and take me somewhere...
User avatar #25 - lasthuman (08/01/2013) [-]
The Gardener
#71 - steveaustin (08/01/2013) [-]
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#68 - fefe (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#61 - threenippledcousin (08/01/2013) [-]
CAPITALS FOR THE FUNNY PART
User avatar #57 - neonnurse (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I was a murderer I would do a different thing to each victim in a cycle, making it seem that there are multiple murderers all waiting to strike. For example, I would chop off the first victim's pinkie fingers. The second victim would have a flower of some sort left at the scene of the crime. The third would have a Z sliced into their chest. The fourth would have no genitals. The fifth would have a star cut from their forehead. Then I'd repeat the cycle over and over again. The cops would be looking for 5 serial killers, all in different locations, while there would only be one in a location far from each of them.
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