Murder. . stetting:. attains ifi were a murderer as be the murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations ahd We ask: them what they smelled  Murder stetting: attains ifi were a murderer as be the and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations ahd We ask: them what they smelled
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stetting:.
attains
ifi were a murderer as be the murderer and lead my victims
blindfolded to undisclosed locations ahd We ask: them what they
smelled and thse' d be like "omg ocean air and tulips" and then l' d rip
uerthe blindfold and it i. -rould' l: A FILE OF THE OF MY
PREVIOUS VICTIMS.
my mom made The go to " st because of this
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - junkinator
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What would he do to the first person he killed?

User avatar #70 to #3 - sirfisticuffs
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I'm assuming kill them.
#6 to #3 - toddingram
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#7 to #3 - toddingram
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**toddingram rolled a random image posted in comment #905 at Share your current wallpaper ** a pile of dead animals
User avatar #30 to #3 - spankcakes
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Shove a bottle of Febreeze up their urethra.
#8 to #3 - pepemex
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dracomancer [OP]
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Dead animals
User avatar #5 to #3 - zakaizer
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Kill them with febreeze?
#9 - yourdonutz
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#22 to #9 - anon id: dd877899
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puprleeyeswtf?
User avatar #58 to #22 - witislimited
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Team death match!
User avatar #26 to #22 - thegrimgenius
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anime.
User avatar #27 to #26 - treefox
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That's the youtube channel of a guy who makes parodies.
#2 - amast
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when im high im deathly scared of ******* febreze. my friends ******* spray it on me and watch me cry in the corner.
User avatar #64 to #2 - maxismahname
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I got high for the first time recently and all that happened to me is I would laugh a lot at the stupidest **** (probably because the weed wasn't that good)
User avatar #66 to #64 - Greengreda
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The first two times i smoked I felt giggly (it was skank weed, if you know your types, 70% indica) and then the third time i was like this isn't the high my friends are talking about, so i got 100% sativa and jesus. It's like being in a dream but you're awake. It feels really similar to lucid dreaming, but everythings really funny and you want to just be creative. and your mouth gets really numb and it's this weird sensation to talk or eat or do anything.
User avatar #92 to #66 - amast
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yea my strain was white widow. Best strain I've ever smoked despite the paranoia .
#65 to #2 - anon id: 1b7e2ecd
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Nice friends you got there :/
#10 to #2 - thebesttrumpeteer
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don't **** the febreze
User avatar #12 to #2 - rhiaanor
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being high doesn't make you that stupid, unless you're already stupid to begin with. You probably just do that to be funny or something stupid like little kids do if you give them something and tell them it's alcohol..
User avatar #13 to #12 - Greengreda
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He could just be feeling extremely paranoid. And senses are distorted when high, so the sound it makes could be terrifying for him. Or his perception of depth is messed up and he feels like when they spray it he's going to be engulfed by it

or he could just be making up a story for some green pixels online, you never know
User avatar #33 to #13 - thumbingthumbing
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Yee my mum gets mega paranoid smoking weed. I get anxious around certain people too. It does have some distorting effect on you, especially if you get some genk weed or high grade. It all really depends tbh.
User avatar #28 to #13 - sorrybut
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You are correct my good sir.
#21 - smashingfalcon
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I would make weapons (Arrows and Spears and stuff) out of Ice.
It would be sharp enough to pierce a body and kill someone, and then it would melt afwards, leaving to evidence or fingerprints. :3
#23 to #21 - calawesome
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see, this is what kind of people are on the internet.
#82 to #23 - unikornking
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#24 to #21 - anon id: 4c36ff92
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but that's wrong, you ******* retard. The ice wouldn't be strong enough to pierce the flesh, let alone be enough to kill someone. And even if there WAS a way you could kill someone with ice weapons it would still leave behind a ******* puddle, which would be easy enough for anyone with a brain to figure out.

TL;DR, you're a ******* idiot.
#31 to #24 - eddymolly
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I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.    
   
In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:   
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html   
   
more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle   
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
I beg to differ. Ice can be incredibly strong, and considering a sheet of ice 3/4 of an inch thick can take the weight of a person, i'd say you could easily skewer someone with an icicle.

In fact, I know you can, here is some proof:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7512865/Falling-icicles-kill-record-numbers-in-St-Petersburg.html

more cases of deaths and stuff in this, even icicles destroying cars:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icicle
(or direct link news.discovery.com/earth/snowmageddon-brings-icicles-of-doom.htm)
#56 to #31 - anon id: 96951a1e
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Trotsky was killed by an icicle in Cuba, after he was exiled from the USSR.
User avatar #86 to #56 - eddymolly
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Doesn't matter, the point still stands, Ice can easily kill people. You could make a hammer out of it it you couldn't be bothered with a spear I suppose, that would work just as well
User avatar #52 to #24 - spceinvdr
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what about icicles you ******? Surely you've heard of icicles killing people?
User avatar #72 to #21 - danniegurl
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They actually had something like this on NCIS. Ice bullets.
User avatar #78 to #72 - commontroll
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That's retarded. The heat of the explosion would melt it.
User avatar #87 to #78 - eddymolly
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Not if you use my method: Compressed air Icicle gun! You can make it out of easy to gain, inconspicuous materials (like plumbing pipe), leaves no residue of a ballistics explosion, no noise, could shoot from far away (if you get the shot right) and no murder weapon.

I kind of want to make one and say its a spud gun, same principle really
User avatar #88 to #87 - commontroll
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Hmmm... rename it AIRCICLE 13, and I'll by twelve.
User avatar #89 to #88 - eddymolly
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Pfff, Thats a crap name, it needs an awesome codename, like "The Device", but with a nickname like "The COOL launcher".

...
I'm not good with names
User avatar #91 to #89 - commontroll
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Maybe the 0K BPM.

Absolute zero beats per minute.
User avatar #79 to #78 - danniegurl
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Idk, but that's what i remembered. Maybe it was one of those super-low temperature things?
User avatar #80 to #79 - commontroll
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Oh, I'm not saying you're stupid for that, just that they'd say that is just stupid.
#29 - anewerbeggining
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THAT'S A GENIUS IDEA.
#54 to #29 - jimmytwoshoes
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have you lost it like Yuno?!
#93 to #54 - anewerbeggining
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Yuno it.
#47 - crazyoljew
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#39 - buckoman
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This image has expired
mfw "My mom made me go to a therapist because of this"
#51 to #39 - killerblue
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No you can't blow up his therapist's office and declare war on America
#49 to #39 - ugoboom
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#41 - hydromatic
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What would you do with your first victim?
#45 to #41 - Spikeydeath
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Pig corpses?
User avatar #77 to #41 - sanguinesolitude
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you are supposed to blindfold them and lead them to the shed, then spray febreeze in their face a few times until they cough. when they open their eyes, they are like... well this shed sure smells good, but i don't see why it shouldn't it is absolutely spotless. And then you're all like "thats so nice of you to say, getting it clean was murder" then you laugh maniacally for several minutes and then murder the person.
User avatar #73 - Yesitsme
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But those febreeze commercials really do have a serial-killy/rapey vibe to them.
#63 - Harkonnen
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They should do this on the next season of Hannibal