Loki Out. Source: see channel name subscribe for more. Loki' s age is 1048 years old According to the captions the first Thor movie, the heme between the Jotuns
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Loki' s age is 1048 years old
According to the captions the first Thor movie, the heme
between the Jotuns and Asgardians mite place in Norway, 965
AD. Around this time, Lem was hem.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to he amend EDGE- The
average human life in developed countries trom what We
gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore. in human years Lem is somewhere amend 17.
were you telling me leiito through his
eme stage
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Submitted: 12/13/2013
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#6 - Loppytaffy (12/13/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Given that Odin already has his horse (Loki's son), does that mean Loki was 16 and pregnant?   
How many kids does he have so far? Does her have the wolf that Tyr looked after? That one that bit off Tyr's hand because Thor 						******					 up?   
Did Loki sleep with Tyr's wife yet? Did Tyr kill Loki's Hellhound daughter in response to that, yet?   
   
Marvel is missing out on some classic Loki stories. That old prankster...sleeping with any god or animal willing.
Given that Odin already has his horse (Loki's son), does that mean Loki was 16 and pregnant?
How many kids does he have so far? Does her have the wolf that Tyr looked after? That one that bit off Tyr's hand because Thor ****** up?
Did Loki sleep with Tyr's wife yet? Did Tyr kill Loki's Hellhound daughter in response to that, yet?

Marvel is missing out on some classic Loki stories. That old prankster...sleeping with any god or animal willing.
User avatar #29 - onceman (12/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I don't care about that, are they saying they were at their edgy stage at 17? You should be ready to be a grown ******* adult at 17, I had my emo stage when I was like 11
User avatar #33 to #29 - nightmaren (12/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like your edgy stage still hasn't ended
#1 - doujinshi (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#28 to #1 - embryowine (12/14/2013) [-]
Take this.   
   
 honestly I completely 						*******					 lose it every time I see this
Take this.

honestly I completely ******* lose it every time I see this
#46 - brokenboulevard (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #17 - jokeface (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That's assuming Jotuns age at the same rate as Asgardians. Remember, Loki is a Jotun, so you'd have to calculate his age based on that.
#87 - bradhumby (12/14/2013) [-]
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#77 - onemoreminute (12/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Am i the only one who doesn't ******* care about the Thor movies and hates the "loki is so cute and guhd persson" fanbase?
User avatar #82 to #77 - Endofzeeworld (12/14/2013) [-]
I like the movies and have no problem with Loki in and of himself, nor with Tom Hiddleston, but the whole fanbase surrounding him is ******* retarded.
User avatar #68 - DoktorHax (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did you know; according to the sagas and **** , loki got knocked up by a horse and gave birth to that eight legged horror of a horse called slepnir?
#45 - evilicious (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is old news.
#103 - popnotes (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thor's name is pronounced "Tor"   
   
I am the 1%
Thor's name is pronounced "Tor"

I am the 1%
#43 - deadmuerto (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I never got in trouble as a teenager

no time when you're getting laid, folks
User avatar #65 to #43 - priestoftheoldones (12/14/2013) [-]
You can do better, I believe in you.
#5 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [+] (22 replies)
If a Dog lives 10 years we say it live 70 years in dog years because we live longer than the dog.

if a God lives 50 times longer than we do, it means he is 50000 year olds in human years, not 17. proof that all posters on tubler are girls. Girls can't into logic.
User avatar #14 to #5 - thorlike (12/13/2013) [-]
Its just relative to how long he lives. He is 1/5 through his lfe expectancy, so his age is equivalente to 17 "human" years.
#71 - ohbamse (12/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
you cannot take the thor movie, and resemble it with the real norse mythology. They arent the same. Marvel has done alot to the movies, that is nothing like norse mythology.
I love the thor movies, trust me, i do. But do not imply that loki is (somewat fkn age), because you have watched the thor movies. Just dont.
User avatar #44 - skeptical (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#long hashtags tagged as such for no reason in particular irritate me
User avatar #61 to #44 - godhatesusall (12/14/2013) [-]
I would imagine you would be skeptical of them.
#36 - ireallylikepotatoe (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...still legal.
#24 - tyraxio (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Then how did the Vikings know about Loki if he was born after the Viking civilisation was destroyed?

0:1
User avatar #10 - backupclover (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So how old is Thor then?
User avatar #16 to #10 - kanatana (12/13/2013) [-]
Somewhat older, but not by a substantial amount. I always supposed that the whole "immortal youth" thing didn't happen, and they just became ageless, or close enough, by the time they entered early adulthood. Thor is at most several dozen years older than Loki.
User avatar #105 - redstonealchemist (12/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
so this happens before loki has about 20 kids, mothering almost half of them
#70 - anonymous (12/14/2013) [-]
what the **** am i gonna do with this new information? tell my bitchy female friends who only wanna tell me what position they would let ashtan kutcher screw them in? he would probably right before cuming, take off a mask and be another chick underneath. "Got you, your on pranked", that mother fu-, i may have went to far.
User avatar #67 - ihatecarltonbanks (12/14/2013) [-]
that stage is like.. 12-14
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