Let's go beat up those nerds. . a true fact about spiders is they can' t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even
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Let's go beat up those nerds

a true fact about spiders is they can' t
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. all
spiders are nerds. even tarantulas.
have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing
his cash in the club'? nape. spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a Lamborghini'? never happened.
they' got so many eyes because
they have reading. nerds. all of them.
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#7 - endospore ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Real spider fact: Spiders can't run for extended periods of time because their blood uses copper instead of iron. Copper can hold more oxygen than iron, but is much worse at transferring it. This means that spiders are capable of incredible bursts of speed (IE when catching prey) but need long recovery periods afterwards.
User avatar #43 to #7 - coolcalx (10/29/2013) [-]
horseshoe craps also use copper instead of iron i.e., they have hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin.

it makes their blood blue.

it's pretty cool.
User avatar #51 to #43 - aldheim (10/29/2013) [-]
That may be due to the fact that spiders and horseshoe crabs belong to the same class.
User avatar #23 to #7 - aldheim (10/29/2013) [-]
That is actually exceedingly interesting.
But if it's so bad at transferring oxygen to the cells, shouldn't the opposite be true?

It takes a long time to get oxygen into the cells for energy production, so they are only capable of relatively slow movement, but can sustain it for a longer period of time due to the amount of oxygen available in their blood.

Or am I misinterpreting this?
User avatar #34 to #23 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (10/29/2013) [-]
they can move slowly but they can't run for very long.
User avatar #14 to #7 - articulate (10/29/2013) [-]
This is exactly why I scrolled down.
#12 - renegadejack (10/29/2013) [-]
hahahah stupid uhh... nerds. please don't devour my soul
hahahah stupid uhh... nerds. please don't devour my soul
#40 to #12 - lolme (10/29/2013) [-]
I watched it twice, I got the shakes, holy **** that's nasty.
#24 to #12 - limeztheawesome (10/29/2013) [-]
Seriously though, what the everloving **** is going on in this gif?
User avatar #45 to #24 - captainwow (10/29/2013) [-]
It's a spider molting, they outgrow their exoskeletons the same way a snake outgrows its old skin.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jewberrysauce (10/29/2013) [-]
It looks like a skin shedding, like a snake would do?
User avatar #26 to #25 - limeztheawesome (10/29/2013) [-]
Spiders... Shed?


My god that's the most terrifying thing ever.
User avatar #31 to #26 - iridium (10/29/2013) [-]
It's called Molting/Moulting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moulting
User avatar #47 to #31 - tittentei (10/29/2013) [-]
T-thanks, Rippetoe.
#13 to #12 - hahahaheidi (10/29/2013) [-]
why would you do this @_@
why would you do this @_@
#18 - Take (10/29/2013) [-]
Here is a gif of a spider Dungeons and Dragons group.
Here is a gif of a spider Dungeons and Dragons group.
User avatar #9 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Damn spiders sittin on my walls like they pay rent.
#35 - datlaugh (10/29/2013) [-]
I though of this.
User avatar #56 to #35 - mrsonicrainboom (11/07/2013) [-]
in the winter the pot spider didn't have a web so it became the crack spiders bitch, for more information on the crack spiders bitch...
User avatar #42 to #35 - whycanticaps (10/29/2013) [-]
The crack spider is the best spider
User avatar #53 to #42 - mrdudeface (10/29/2013) [-]
what's the crack spider?
User avatar #5 - kjftiger (10/29/2013) [-]
They do enjoy drugs though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
User avatar #8 to #5 - instakill (10/29/2013) [-]
Spiders On Drugs
User avatar #49 to #8 - kjftiger (10/29/2013) [-]
Much easier, thank you
User avatar #50 to #49 - instakill (10/29/2013) [-]
no problem
#44 - kotos (10/29/2013) [-]
Call me a nerd irl faggot! I'll fk u up I sware on me mum!
Call me a nerd irl faggot! I'll fk u up I sware on me mum!
#17 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
Story time:
So this one time my little bother had introduced me to his 40 cat spiders that he had successfully caught in a tin shaped like a nascar. These spiders has accumulated around the house over some time so why not? (This was before I knew what was in the tin) So he calls me over and pops the lid to show me, casually dips his hand into the tin and lets like 12 of them start climbing onto his arm. He jolts his arm a little and lets them all hang from his forearm from their webs, looked cool but like, no.

I stared in shock for awhile and I had this cringy face, he chuckles and says "Cool huh?" then ******* flings them all onto my face and chest area (as if it mattered). I start ******** my pants and I start flailing around like a little girl as I try to get them all off of me, no harm was done fortunately, to me that is. He got quite the laugh out of it though, I miss him.
User avatar #19 to #17 - themongoose (10/29/2013) [-]
...what happened to him?
User avatar #20 to #19 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
He's in one of those facilities that claim to "help" children who have gone through previous years of mental and physical abuse. Pretty ****** place honestly, one of those "we lock the doors from the outside of your room and wake you up through an intercom" type places.
User avatar #32 to #20 - lamarisagoodname (10/29/2013) [-]
That sounds pretty terrible, I can't imagine my little brother experiencing something like that. Best of luck to you both
User avatar #52 to #32 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#36 - saintlich ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Funnjunk the brand spanking new way to browse tumblr.
still laughed
#57 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (11/14/2013) [-]
Why do you mock them?
#41 - EdwardNigma (10/29/2013) [-]
But spiders are so cool.
With the legs and **** , the cool web building, some killing birds, some not making webs, but making NETS to throw on prey to trap them. If you don't think thats cool as **** then we have no business together.
#30 - masri ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
so many tumblr posts today...
so many tumblr posts today...
#21 - furryflava (10/29/2013) [-]
Theres this guy in my high school that is just covered in zits, and he seriously looks like a stereotypical nerd   
anyway we were talking with his friends when I straight up ask him "Do you get a boner every time you see a pizza?" and he just gives me the hardest death stare in the world.   
gif unrelated
Theres this guy in my high school that is just covered in zits, and he seriously looks like a stereotypical nerd
anyway we were talking with his friends when I straight up ask him "Do you get a boner every time you see a pizza?" and he just gives me the hardest death stare in the world.
gif unrelated
#22 to #21 - tehflamintaco (10/29/2013) [-]
Excuse me, sir. We are all nerds here. Please stop tying to have an opinion on the internet.
User avatar #38 to #21 - takesomemorewater (10/29/2013) [-]
I love the gif, but you're a ******* cunt and you know it.
User avatar #39 to #21 - EdwardNigma (10/29/2013) [-]
I, the Lord of Dicks, Edward Nigma, bestow upon thee, the honorary title of "Master Dick"
#28 to #21 - jazzytheferret (10/29/2013) [-]
Way to be a dick bra; acne medication doesn't always work or work well. Remember you might be working for said nerd one day. At that point he'll make you wear a pizza costume and **** you silly.
User avatar #29 to #28 - furryflava (10/29/2013) [-]
well i am still his friend
User avatar #48 to #29 - takesomemorewater (10/29/2013) [-]
Lol...yeah...no you aren't...are you being a ******* twat like that to your other "friends"?
User avatar #54 to #48 - furryflava (10/29/2013) [-]
we tease each other all the time though
User avatar #55 to #54 - takesomemorewater (10/30/2013) [-]
Row your own boat.
User avatar #37 to #28 - alhemicar (10/29/2013) [-]
pizza face =/= genius

but yeah I agree on everything else
User avatar #27 to #21 - donekilledyou (10/29/2013) [-]
So what you're trying to say is, you're a dick
User avatar #16 - jastri (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't trust these anymore after the one that turned out to be a scary gif.
#15 - DiAnonLord (10/29/2013) [-]
i had never really understood this irrational fear o spiders   
   
today i had to change a lantern in the outside wall of my house that hadn't been changed for years   
   
behind it there was literally a 5cm thick layer of spiderweb and more than one spider, one of which was 			*******		 HUGE   
   
because of reasons, i had to stand holding the lantern right next to the spiders for about 5 minutes, watching how some of them got very 			*******		 close to my hand   
   
mfw i am now afraid of spiders
i had never really understood this irrational fear o spiders

today i had to change a lantern in the outside wall of my house that hadn't been changed for years

behind it there was literally a 5cm thick layer of spiderweb and more than one spider, one of which was ******* HUGE

because of reasons, i had to stand holding the lantern right next to the spiders for about 5 minutes, watching how some of them got very ******* close to my hand

mfw i am now afraid of spiders
User avatar #6 - buttkickerboy (10/29/2013) [-]
B-but.... im not a nerd....
User avatar #10 to #6 - stoicnick (10/29/2013) [-]
I red your username as buttlicker....
User avatar #3 - sora2534 (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, now I feel bad for being an arachnophobe...

Wait, no I don't.
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (10/28/2013) [-]
And the ones that do find a girl get eaten
User avatar #11 to #2 - stoicnick (10/29/2013) [-]
well i get tired of people reading around me constantly too
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