Let's go beat up those nerds. . a true fact about spiders is they can' t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even  Let's go beat up those nerds a true fact about spiders is they can' t run for extended periods of time because have asthma all are even
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a true fact about spiders is they can' t
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. all
spiders are nerds. even tarantulas.
have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing
his cash in the club'? nape. spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a Lamborghini'? never happened.
they' got so many eyes because
they have reading. nerds. all of them.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - endospore
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Real spider fact: Spiders can't run for extended periods of time because their blood uses copper instead of iron. Copper can hold more oxygen than iron, but is much worse at transferring it. This means that spiders are capable of incredible bursts of speed (IE when catching prey) but need long recovery periods afterwards.
User avatar #43 to #7 - coolcalx
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(10/29/2013) [-]
horseshoe craps also use copper instead of iron i.e., they have hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin.

it makes their blood blue.

it's pretty cool.
User avatar #51 to #43 - aldheim
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That may be due to the fact that spiders and horseshoe crabs belong to the same class.
User avatar #23 to #7 - aldheim
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(10/29/2013) [-]
That is actually exceedingly interesting.
But if it's so bad at transferring oxygen to the cells, shouldn't the opposite be true?

It takes a long time to get oxygen into the cells for energy production, so they are only capable of relatively slow movement, but can sustain it for a longer period of time due to the amount of oxygen available in their blood.

Or am I misinterpreting this?
User avatar #34 to #23 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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they can move slowly but they can't run for very long.
User avatar #14 to #7 - articulate
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(10/29/2013) [-]
This is exactly why I scrolled down.
#4 - sanguinesolitude
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#12 - renegadejack
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(10/29/2013) [-]
hahahah stupid uhh... nerds. please don't devour my soul
hahahah stupid uhh... nerds. please don't devour my soul
#33 to #12 - TehGordonFreeman
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#40 to #12 - lolme
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(10/29/2013) [-]
I watched it twice, I got the shakes, holy **** that's nasty.
#24 to #12 - limeztheawesome
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Seriously though, what the everloving **** is going on in this gif?
User avatar #45 to #24 - captainwow
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(10/29/2013) [-]
It's a spider molting, they outgrow their exoskeletons the same way a snake outgrows its old skin.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jewberrysauce
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(10/29/2013) [-]
It looks like a skin shedding, like a snake would do?
User avatar #26 to #25 - limeztheawesome
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Spiders... Shed?


My god that's the most terrifying thing ever.
User avatar #31 to #26 - iridium
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(10/29/2013) [-]
It's called Molting/Moulting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moulting
User avatar #47 to #31 - tittentei
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(10/29/2013) [-]
T-thanks, Rippetoe.
#13 to #12 - hahahaheidi
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(10/29/2013) [-]
why would you do this @_@
why would you do this @_@
#21 - furryflava
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Theres this guy in my high school that is just covered in zits, and he seriously looks like a stereotypical nerd   
anyway we were talking with his friends when I straight up ask him "Do you get a boner every time you see a pizza?" and he just gives me the hardest death stare in the world.   
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Theres this guy in my high school that is just covered in zits, and he seriously looks like a stereotypical nerd
anyway we were talking with his friends when I straight up ask him "Do you get a boner every time you see a pizza?" and he just gives me the hardest death stare in the world.
gif unrelated
#22 to #21 - tehflamintaco
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Excuse me, sir. We are all nerds here. Please stop tying to have an opinion on the internet.
User avatar #38 to #21 - takesomemorewater
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(10/29/2013) [-]
I love the gif, but you're a ******* cunt and you know it.
User avatar #39 to #21 - EdwardNigma
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(10/29/2013) [-]
I, the Lord of Dicks, Edward Nigma, bestow upon thee, the honorary title of "Master Dick"
#28 to #21 - jazzytheferret
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Way to be a dick bra; acne medication doesn't always work or work well. Remember you might be working for said nerd one day. At that point he'll make you wear a pizza costume and **** you silly.
User avatar #37 to #28 - alhemicar
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(10/29/2013) [-]
pizza face =/= genius

but yeah I agree on everything else
User avatar #29 to #28 - furryflava
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(10/29/2013) [-]
well i am still his friend
User avatar #48 to #29 - takesomemorewater
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Lol...yeah...no you aren't...are you being a ******* twat like that to your other "friends"?
User avatar #54 to #48 - furryflava
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(10/29/2013) [-]
we tease each other all the time though
User avatar #55 to #54 - takesomemorewater
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Row your own boat.
User avatar #27 to #21 - donekilledyou
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(10/29/2013) [-]
So what you're trying to say is, you're a dick
#18 - Take
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Here is a gif of a spider Dungeons and Dragons group.
Here is a gif of a spider Dungeons and Dragons group.
User avatar #9 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Damn spiders sittin on my walls like they pay rent.
#35 - datlaugh
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(10/29/2013) [-]
I though of this.
User avatar #56 to #35 - mrsonicrainboom
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(11/07/2013) [-]
in the winter the pot spider didn't have a web so it became the crack spiders bitch, for more information on the crack spiders bitch...
User avatar #42 to #35 - whycanticaps
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(10/29/2013) [-]
The crack spider is the best spider
User avatar #53 to #42 - mrdudeface
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what's the crack spider?
User avatar #5 - kjftiger
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(10/29/2013) [-]
They do enjoy drugs though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
User avatar #8 to #5 - instakill
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Spiders On Drugs
User avatar #49 to #8 - kjftiger
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Much easier, thank you
User avatar #50 to #49 - instakill
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no problem
#44 - kotos
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Call me a nerd irl faggot! I'll fk u up I sware on me mum!
Call me a nerd irl faggot! I'll fk u up I sware on me mum!
#17 - harrisonfordor
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Story time:
So this one time my little bother had introduced me to his 40 cat spiders that he had successfully caught in a tin shaped like a nascar. These spiders has accumulated around the house over some time so why not? (This was before I knew what was in the tin) So he calls me over and pops the lid to show me, casually dips his hand into the tin and lets like 12 of them start climbing onto his arm. He jolts his arm a little and lets them all hang from his forearm from their webs, looked cool but like, no.

I stared in shock for awhile and I had this cringy face, he chuckles and says "Cool huh?" then ******* flings them all onto my face and chest area (as if it mattered). I start ******** my pants and I start flailing around like a little girl as I try to get them all off of me, no harm was done fortunately, to me that is. He got quite the laugh out of it though, I miss him.
User avatar #19 to #17 - themongoose
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(10/29/2013) [-]
...what happened to him?
User avatar #20 to #19 - harrisonfordor
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He's in one of those facilities that claim to "help" children who have gone through previous years of mental and physical abuse. Pretty ****** place honestly, one of those "we lock the doors from the outside of your room and wake you up through an intercom" type places.
User avatar #32 to #20 - lamarisagoodname
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That sounds pretty terrible, I can't imagine my little brother experiencing something like that. Best of luck to you both
User avatar #52 to #32 - harrisonfordor
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(10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
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