SImply because you insulted them for starting off with a lower case letter and you didn't use proper punctuation, this is what you deserve.

duuude

#1 Calm your tits
#2 I understand i also made grammatical errors in my sentence. Pardon them , i was tired.
#3 Unless it's you from that tumblr post , why hast thou put it in the effort to insult me with this preposterous looking fur thing. It will give me nightmares

Maybe the Tumblr guy was tired.

green thumbs?

can't

* *******

Upptiy Negros.

Men of color.

Humans with a dark shade of skin.

Chocolate flavored mandingo warriors

...i think this just went full circle

never go full circle?

no never go in an obtuse angle