KNEEL SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT. Stop says the red light. Go says the green. Wait, says the yellow light, Twinkling in between. KNEEL SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT, WITH IT'S
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KNEEL SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT

Stop says the red light.
Go says the green.
Wait, says the yellow light,
Twinkling in between.
KNEEL SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT,
WITH IT'S EYE OF COAL.
SAURON KNOWS YOU LISENSE PLATE,
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL!

this we tune I ran a red light on mistake and I didn' t notice II was and until it
was we late saan I pest ran the light screeching like an angry the
entire time
a cap was at the intersection he pulled me ever and when he came up ta
my winders he was wheezing cause he was laughing as hard and he sad
clit 1 ran a red light and that' s really bad and you should never tin
it again hut I m not gems give we a ticket cause that was the Funniest thing
he ever seen and my partner can' t get out ofthe car cause has laughing ac
hard he s attest ta pee himself"
i target that id had my window capers when i ran the [Ed light and the cop told
me that all he heard tram my car was this really
eelis. '
and that' s haw I got cut at getting a ticket fer running a red light
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#5 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#10 - dylancn (11/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I call ******** on this one.
User avatar #15 to #10 - jaysnk (11/16/2013) [-]
He pick up the phone?
#9 - superfake (11/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
imagine that noise with this gif
imagine that noise with this gif
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#26 - allcloppersmustpie has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up you pony loving faggot.
#51 - dragonsoverlord (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Looking for this OP?
User avatar #4 - finblob (11/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
inb4 "doubt (x)"
#58 - imaginetruel (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm not trolling. You f***ers on this site are some really really cowardly, terrible people. Among you are some great people- some members of their country's armed forces, some philanthropists, some future pioneers and scientists. But for the most part the people of this site depress the f*** out of me.
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#53 - SuperSquirrely has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
+2
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User avatar #29 - robotvoice (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
where the **** can 14 year old girls drive?
User avatar #30 to #29 - biggrand (11/17/2013) [-]
according to every television-tier movie i've seen, they learn when they spend the summer at their uncles house and their sexy male second cousin teaches them how to drive their stickshift ruck, and then ***** he
#50 - mkoala (11/17/2013) [-]
(X)
#43 - fabulouslypink (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
took from a different comp earlier today. REPOST REPOST REPOST, DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT SITE QUALITY ANYMORE?
User avatar #60 to #43 - slootyslooot (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually, saw it on tumblr, laughed my ass off, and then posted it here. sorry.
#37 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't care if this is fake or not, I laughed so hard that I had to lay down, tears running down my face, shaking with laughter, my boyfriend was telling me to breathe the entire time x'D
#32 - jameslongo (11/17/2013) [-]
dat description
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#23 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#25 to #23 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
Neither did most of the stories and/or comics that were "based on a true story" that are published here. If it's amusing, why does it matter if it's true or not?
User avatar #24 - tronbot (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah because you know endangering other people's lives is totally okay with the police as long as you're doing something funny while doing it. god tumblr gives me a headache.
#6 - icametochewgum (11/16/2013) [-]
Partner's face when
Partner's face when
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