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Get that ************ alone, so no one else
is with you. Sit her the **** down and sit
down right next to her. Give her something,
like idk chocolate or whatever the **** girls
like, tampons or some **** . Hold her hands,
both of them, not just we cause that' s
******* pussy. Leek into her eyes, deep as
**** , do that **** don' t just think about
doing it. Stay there for a few seconds, hold
that position then when you have big
enough balls ask the bitch out, Just five
simple words 'Will you be my girlfriend?'
cause that ***** s cuter than 'will we out
with tre'?' After all this you will have a
girlfriend then you will come back and thank
me for this. Haw fun being in a relationship
******* ,
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Submitted: 09/23/2013
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#10 - geranemo **User deleted account** (09/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Instructions not clear enough,got stuck in washing machine
User avatar #17 - tomowrath ONLINE (09/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Just wear a fedora and act very nice to her. Offer to carry her bags and make sure you tell ehr that you're best friends alot.

Women will appreciate this and want the D within a week.
User avatar #22 - jackspadess (09/23/2013) [-]
Instructions clear enough. Got dick stuck in women.
User avatar #9 - leglesslegolegolas (09/23/2013) [-]
I'm not allowed to own pets anymore. Thanks OP.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (09/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Battlefield 3 Fun Tactics Delivery
Cr1tikal's advice works much better.
User avatar #25 - therealdiscord (09/23/2013) [-]
Tried this.
Got arrested.
Not allowed around the school anymore.
User avatar #63 - xdeathspawnx (09/24/2013) [-]
I tried this and am now no longer allowed within 100 yards of an elementary school. Thanks OP.
#24 - PedoBearFTW (09/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
what about asking out a boy?
what about asking out a boy?
#69 - hunterghostblood (10/04/2013) [-]
Ima try this
#61 - jaydarkwater (09/24/2013) [-]
So close, lightbulb.
User avatar #59 - tuned (09/24/2013) [-]
instead say be my girlfriend

bitches love assertiveness
User avatar #41 - guywithafork (09/24/2013) [-]
Found the flaw
"Get that ************ alone"
The only room that I have that I can truly be alone without the cameras is the Fedora Room.
#37 - oxYKellark (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What girl
#20 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tell them you hope they know you just wanna be friends if thats okay for them. bitches be trippin
#16 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Such amateurs... Guys, just do this: Find a pretty girl you like, walk up to her with a smile and say, "Excuse me, but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
You're welcome!
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