Homegrown with a sprinkle of freedom. Not mine, but true. taurus = : attle Eunice mad-. ranker glat assoccer 4. 143 was at. Call it Kickball. Everyone loses. Merica
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Not mine, but true

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taurus = : attle Eunice mad-. ranker
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Submitted: 07/04/2014
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#12 - I Am Monkey (07/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Call it Kickball. Everyone loses.
#4 - dawnwilliams (07/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
mfw all this discussion about World Cup and if it's soccer or football and I couldn't give less of a **** about sports
#39 - bemmo (07/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Yes, it's embarrassing that we suck at our own sport, but football is still called football.   
You can call the version of rugby where the players wear armour American Football if you want despite there being minimal foot-ball interactions, and technically you can call football soccer in the same way that I can call a candle a waxy burnstick; we're within our rights to do so, but we're both wrong if we say that they're the correct names.
Yes, it's embarrassing that we suck at our own sport, but football is still called football.
You can call the version of rugby where the players wear armour American Football if you want despite there being minimal foot-ball interactions, and technically you can call football soccer in the same way that I can call a candle a waxy burnstick; we're within our rights to do so, but we're both wrong if we say that they're the correct names.
User avatar #86 - watthekilo (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>2014
>Not calling it Roly-Polly-Kick-It-In-The-Goalie
#23 - grimmwaters (07/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That's why you gotta play ConcreteBall
That's why you gotta play ConcreteBall
#35 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I just thumb everything American down.
User avatar #60 - lotengo (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Its voetbal because Belgium kicked ur asses
User avatar #101 - speedyonbiscuit ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Well, by his own logic, then they have to call it football, the rest of the countries in the world cup doesn't call it "Soccer", Muricunts defied by their own logic.
#125 to #117 - kanedam ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
#87 - victorianfancyman (07/05/2014) [-]
I don't see why it's a big deal.

We can call the sport whatever we like. I think it's kind of unfair to expect 300 million people to change our terminology just because it's different or confusing to people from other countries who we probably won't interact with on a regular basis.


tl;dr relax its just a game...
#136 - thetallbeverage (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But the Brits invented the term, so you know.    
Association Football.   
Assoccer.   
Soccer.
But the Brits invented the term, so you know.
Association Football.
Assoccer.
Soccer.
#1 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I'm sick with this **** about americans being good at football
Okay U.S. - Belgium was a very good match but Belgium destroyed you if it wasn't for your glorious keeper
Me being Belgian myself, I verymuch enjoyed the match but I can't stand americans being smug about being good at football whilst they got through the cup by losing not that hard as other countries
The majority of people on this website are american and most of you will probably hate me for making this anonymous post but **** off
User avatar #2 to #1 - buccaneer (07/04/2014) [-]
MURICA
But seriously, it was a great match to watch, I'm really curious what's going to happen tomorrow against Argentina
User avatar #88 - Sterski (07/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
It's football when you use your feet.
User avatar #96 to #94 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2014) [-]
You didn't say that.
Almost every sport requires the use of feet. Mostly for running.
User avatar #73 - murdtugget ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Its football when England wins more world cups than the USA
#28 - klina (07/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Oh my 						*******					 god I'm sick of these WC posts.
Oh my ******* god I'm sick of these WC posts.
User avatar #89 - noisia (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In Belgium its voetbal, so that's what it should now be called.
User avatar #32 - fuckingtrolls (07/05/2014) [-]
This is why I wanted the U.S. to win the world cup
#99 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Oh, boy, I thought I was going to go today without seeing people talk **** about America in the comments because we call it soccer!
User avatar #50 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
We've won a world cup, you guys haven't

CHECKMATE
I'm joking we're pretty ****
#98 to #50 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
INB4 WE WON THE SUPERBOWL
#26 - hirashima (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
England Vs 'Merica Stats
Played 10 Won 7 Draw 1 Lose 2 Goals For 36 Goals Against 9 - 75% win ratio

Totally better than England
User avatar #24 - hoshasei (07/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
by the same argument though, several countries have won more than america, and they all call it futball.
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