Y-you mean "Pan's Labirynth"?
Jesus...

My mother once had me watch it with her, because she thought it'd be a "nice fantasy movie for kids". Since then she would always read a review and check age restrictions before choosing a movie to watch together.

Same thing happened me to me... my mum was real sorry afterwards. She thought it would be like Narnia

I'm glad to hear she was smart enough to check age restrictions instead of just bitching about it being too violent like most parents do when it comes to movies and games.

labyrinth is a kids film

Have you seen it?!

Yeah, I used to watch it when I was 6 or 7!

So did I. I'll admit it now as I did back then, that movie is not for kids. Not go any violent or unscrupulous reasons, but because if there were any tangible example of the "gay agenda" it was Mr. Bowie's crotchbulge, co-starring Mr. Bowie's performance.

I turned out straight if that's any good to anyone

So did I, but good god did that movie try.