God picked you. . so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair i don' t play guitar maybe it was god telling you you rock no no, he picke
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God picked you

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so i was just taking a shower
and a guitar pick fell out of my
hair
i don' t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you
rock
no no, he picked you
...
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Submitted: 11/19/2013
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#1 - devout feminist (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The pick of destiny!
#4 - burnboy (11/19/2013) [-]
It was no accident that that pick fell out of your hair.   
   
You are, THE CHOSEN ONE!   
   
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!!!
It was no accident that that pick fell out of your hair.

You are, THE CHOSEN ONE!

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!!!
#5 - manofbeardliness (11/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
That tends to happen. Most guitarist will vouch that picks will fall out of the space time continuum and not reappear for a number of years (or never). Occasionally they will be transferred to other locations as well (like your shower).
#2 - robertelee (11/19/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at mad **   
maybe you just really needed a bath you dirty hippie
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at mad **
maybe you just really needed a bath you dirty hippie
#19 - snakefire (11/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As a guitarist, when you drop a pick it ends up though a worm hole.

The other end of the portal must be in this dudes hair.
#16 - heystopitrightnow (11/20/2013) [-]
Here is the full length one...from my friends page ._.
User avatar #6 - thijsofbodom (11/19/2013) [-]
so that is where my picks are all going
User avatar #8 - pudingcade (11/19/2013) [-]
*guitar solo out of no where*
User avatar #48 - nazrix (11/20/2013) [-]
so this is where all the guitarists' picks go to die...
#46 - jakols (11/20/2013) [-]
then lets, rock!
then lets, rock!
User avatar #41 - darksideofthebeast (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh so that explains why every time I drop a pick it wants to travel through all 12 dimensions, at light speed whilst slowing down time in it's reality but going nuts in mine.
#38 - itbelongstocat (11/20/2013) [-]
So all my picks that suddenly disappear went to your hair?!
#9 - malacyman (11/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**malacyman rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at title ** so thats where my pick went, looked away for 2 seconds and it was gone.


MFW
#17 to #9 - devout feminist (11/20/2013) [-]
You have a weird face.
User avatar #3 - pbnjam (11/19/2013) [-]
You should check your g-strings while you're at it.
#34 - elizabethsiber (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Quantum Physics in action (could be the uncertainty principle, quantum teleportation which doesn't seem to be a real word to FJ spellcheck , or a number of different principles really)
#32 - devout feminist (11/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at messed up dog ** hfw he sees it
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at messed up dog ** hfw he sees it
User avatar #31 - landerp (11/20/2013) [-]
Yesterday when I took my morning pre-shower piss I saw a sesame seed stuck to the end of my dick. I didn't come in contact with any sesame seeds the day before.
#26 - devout feminist (11/20/2013) [-]
lololo because tumblr
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