Fuckin' tumblr... part 1. Tumblr and its shenanigans... Found on Buzzfeed, I just put all the pictures together... don't be ridiculous, animals all think in German tumblr compilation WTF
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Fuckin' tumblr... part 1

Fuckin' tumblr... part 1. Tumblr and its shenanigans... Found on Buzzfeed, I just put all the pictures together... don't be ridiculous, animals all think in German

Tumblr and its shenanigans...

Found on Buzzfeed, I just put all the pictures together.

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User avatar #5 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
don't be ridiculous, animals all think in German
#122 to #5 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Ich habe gerade mein Hund gefragt, Er sagt dass, du es recht haben. (Sorry dass ich ein kulmisches nachricht geschrieben hatte aber ich bin ein austauschuler in Deutschland und ich immer schribe etwas wenn ich kann.
#209 to #122 - WolfRider ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
thats the most obvious google translate ive ever seen
thats the most obvious google translate ive ever seen
User avatar #14 to #5 - ost (06/22/2013) [-]
It's the nazis' fault.
User avatar #116 to #14 - crackerasscracker (06/22/2013) [-]
Its your mums fault, faggot
User avatar #157 to #116 - ost (06/22/2013) [-]
>mum
IT'S 5 O' FECKIN BONG
User avatar #189 to #157 - crackerasscracker (06/23/2013) [-]
There is no need for racism
#223 to #189 - toxictangerine (06/23/2013) [-]
There is always a need to for racism
There is always a need to for racism
User avatar #212 to #189 - ost (06/23/2013) [-]
Are you saying that because I'm black?
#46 to #5 - WolfRider ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
diese idee ist verrückt
diese idee ist verrückt
#112 to #5 - Slicernicer (06/22/2013) [-]
I think the bears think in Russian.
User avatar #13 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
For the birthday one, you are celebrating the 1 year anniversary of your birth.
#22 to #13 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
but you would have been in your mom's stomach developing for 9 months which is not a 1 year, so technically your birthday would actually be 3 months after that.
User avatar #54 to #22 - cumbersome (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I was in my mom's uterus.
User avatar #26 to #22 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
" 1 year anniversary of your birth", not the anniversary of your conception. A birthday is celebrating the day you came out.
User avatar #237 to #13 - rainbowtacos (06/23/2013) [-]
In some asian cultures (China I know about), you start out as 1 year old on your day of birth.
User avatar #245 to #237 - xplosevdiarrhea (06/23/2013) [-]
That's probably just so they can get younger kids into the olympics.
#322 to #13 - taurusguy ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
im more angry at the one with everyone has the same bones, they dont now do they, i might be wrong, but some have longer bones some have shorter, also if that isnt true then yeah, same bones, but the goal of life is to find someone who can look past your face (unless you are decent looking, then **** that, that is just motivational for ugly people)
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User avatar #30 to #27 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
The semantics of it was never in question, the post says "isn't your 1st birthday actually your second?". I'm not sure where you got it from.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
Ah i believe they were talking about how the day you were actually born is your first birthday so in a years time you'd technically be celebrating your second birthday.
User avatar #40 to #34 - zoef (06/22/2013) [-]
i think this is the case in china, they start at 1 and graduate university at 12
User avatar #123 to #13 - studyofwumbology (06/22/2013) [-]
You have to remember that most of the people on Tumblr are high.
User avatar #18 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
>special sleeping clothes
Naked master race.
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User avatar #72 to #18 - wolverinebamf (06/22/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Only time I wear any clothing for bed is when I am not home.

I started sleeping naked when I would take off my boxers for convenience while fapping, than be too tired to put the boxers back on, so than it just became normal for me to sleep nude.
#47 to #18 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
But what if you need to itch your ass in your sleep and accidentally get stuck in there?
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User avatar #67 to #47 - nefarian (06/22/2013) [-]
Use a pen instead
#55 - rprzombie (06/22/2013) [-]
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About half way down.
#150 to #55 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you're posting content from a kids' cartoon in the comments? You must therefore be an autistic pedophile who's attracted to these characters BECAUSE THAT IS HOW LOGIC WORKS.

Oh wait, that doesn't apply to anything other than that one show, does it? My bad.
#167 to #150 - avengingthefallen (06/22/2013) [-]
did you really just go BEYOND full retard?
did you really just go BEYOND full retard?
#177 to #150 - rprzombie (06/22/2013) [-]
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Nice brony joke.
#12 - heartgoldawesome (06/22/2013) [-]
I was so confused at the reading voice one at first.
I was so confused at the reading voice one at first.
#132 to #12 - ninefag (06/22/2013) [-]
I still don't get it...
#228 to #132 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I think it's about how our mind so easily interprets words and phrases and makes a coherent sense of thought, despite the fact that letters are just arbitrary squiggles and dots.
User avatar #93 to #12 - bighairyfart (06/22/2013) [-]
I thought it was just Tumblrfags destroying english grammar as usual.
#225 to #93 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
*English
#43 - afreeti ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
that sleep one
#41 - stlbecker (06/22/2013) [-]
one study said that the more symmetrical someones face is, the more attractive it is. Apparently Denzel Washington is the most attractive man in Hollywood according to face symmetry...
#338 to #41 - censius (07/15/2013) [-]
I've heard that study and it simply can't be true. Like, if you took a guy's face and he had like a apelike brow and cleft lip and 			****		, but it was perfectly symmetrical, he'd still be ugly as 			****		. Also, Marylynne Monroe's "beauty mark" has been considered decorative because of its asymmetry.
I've heard that study and it simply can't be true. Like, if you took a guy's face and he had like a apelike brow and cleft lip and **** , but it was perfectly symmetrical, he'd still be ugly as **** . Also, Marylynne Monroe's "beauty mark" has been considered decorative because of its asymmetry.
User avatar #341 to #338 - trivdiego (09/22/2013) [-]
i think it means that attractiveness and facial symmetry have a positive correlation so for your example a butt-ass ugly guy with asymmetrical face would be more handsome than one with the same features but somewhat assymetrical
User avatar #185 to #41 - Denver (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't understand, how can your face not be symmetrical, unless you have a defect?
#230 to #185 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
It's nothing big like the overall skeletal structure of someone's face. They're rather minor features, e.g. a slightly skewed upper lip or a somewhat slouching left eyelid. Though you might not realize it, the brain takes good notice of these features subconsciously.
User avatar #80 to #41 - fahquoo (06/22/2013) [-]
i watched something years ago about that. haley berry was the most symmetrical and attractive at that time.
#265 to #41 - partnerintroll (06/23/2013) [-]
ever watched a 90s black sitcom?

Literally every time someone needs comparison to someone extremely attractive, they turn to Denzel Washington
#184 to #41 - rustiphor (06/22/2013) [-]
the right one looks a little derpy...
User avatar #204 to #184 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
just because of the way that his eyes were looking
#75 to #41 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Ma' *******
#181 to #41 - tozence (06/22/2013) [-]
<-- I hope somebody gets the joke.
#87 - subwaylegend (06/22/2013) [-]
Animals? What language does deaf people think in?
Animals? What language does deaf people think in?
User avatar #318 to #87 - PoisinSandwich (06/23/2013) [-]
I would think they would think in the language they read in but I dont know because I am not deaf so I dont know how that works out.
#105 to #87 - UNIQUELOL (06/22/2013) [-]
Derplish.
Derplish.
#113 to #87 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
My deaf friend said he thinks in Sign lol
#195 to #113 - fresighto ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Yea, most students of sign will think that was occasionally. it gets weird when you start dreaming in sign. It's pretty abstract, really, because you more conceive of the impulse for the motion than the motion. Dreaming is conceptual, not physical, so like just "knowing" a place or thing or situation in a dream, so is the cognition for it.

Secondly.... Not everyone is born PROFOUNDLY deaf. Most can hear something of some pitch. The ones that can't though... yea. The deaf community is actually neat. And the jokes, on average, are both dirty and absolutely hilarious.
#114 to #87 - capslockftw (06/22/2013) [-]
you might've guessed this already.... but actually thoughts are not in any language
you might've guessed this already.... but actually thoughts are not in any language
User avatar #125 to #114 - zaxzwim (06/22/2013) [-]
i don't know about you but i think in english being the main language that i can speak
User avatar #323 to #125 - capslockftw (06/24/2013) [-]
It's really just an illusion
#108 to #87 - crazyolitis (06/22/2013) [-]
Another question: do deaf people with schizophrenia also hear voices? If so, in what language?
Another question: do deaf people with schizophrenia also hear voices? If so, in what language?
#129 to #108 - mooghens ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Schizophrenia doesn't automatically mean you hear voices
User avatar #130 to #129 - crazyolitis (06/22/2013) [-]
Well, assuming it is that kind of schizo, what then?
User avatar #134 to #130 - mooghens ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Well from a logical standpoint, if you were born deaf, your mind wouldn't be able emulate a sense you never had, so you wouldn't be able to hear voices. But it could be that you are thinking in abnormal thought patterns that yourself find alien.
#137 to #134 - crazyolitis (06/22/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty neat.
#196 to #134 - fresighto ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Thumb'd but disagree. I think you could emulate it, because your brain is still wired for it. Now, whether you could recognize it for what it is... different matter entirely. Where does cognition end and perception begin?
#278 to #134 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
It also depends on whether you're deaf due to ear malfunction or a problem in your brain.
#266 to #108 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Oddly enough, I have a sister who is both deaf and schizophrenic. She has told me me that she hears the voices in her head like she imagines that hearing people would. She doesn't know obviously because she cannot hear. She said that she thinks in sign language, and that is how she distinguishes her thoughts from the voices due to her schizophrenia. Hope that helped. I know all cases aren't the same, that's just what she told me when I asked her.
#135 to #87 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
sign language usually or just images of things
#158 - xDann (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, I guess that it pretty weird, however most people who have cats have the domesticated type and not a ******* lion
#106 - graysonschultz (06/22/2013) [-]
bagels don't think because they are ******* bagels
#220 to #106 - threefolder (06/23/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
User avatar #194 - shodaihokage (06/23/2013) [-]
Why the **** would Llamas think in English........They are native to South America so obviously they would think in Spanish
User avatar #242 to #194 - biggydy (06/23/2013) [-]
Dude, they think in Quechua. Llamas have been in South America before the Spanish came and ****** up everything.
User avatar #206 to #194 - hisnameisjake (06/23/2013) [-]
you're on to something here...
#162 - thesinful (06/22/2013) [-]
The same beautiful features on a different skull wouldn't look the same. And yet women still freak out when I compliment them on having a beautiful skull.
#176 to #162 - thebreech (06/22/2013) [-]
i like this statement!
#178 to #176 - thesinful (06/22/2013) [-]
I like Mr. J
#180 to #178 - thebreech (06/22/2013) [-]
have some more!
#199 to #180 - thesinful (06/23/2013) [-]
As do I.
User avatar #205 to #199 - dreadscythe ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
i demand more Harley Quinn

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User avatar #281 to #201 - thesinful (06/23/2013) [-]
I ran out of SFW Harley so I posted the rest in **** .
#153 - theturtletrolley (06/22/2013) [-]
The bagel one.....   
No, they don't. They're 			*******		 bagels.
The bagel one.....
No, they don't. They're ******* bagels.
#1 - futamoocao (06/22/2013) [-]
Some say you wake up in the middle of the night because something or someone is staring at you.
#118 to #1 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
If you wake up at night between 2 - 3 there's and 80 % percent chance that something or someone is staring at you
#2 to #1 - bouncebackcherry (06/22/2013) [-]
Of course I had to check funnyjunk one last time tonight before going to bed...
guess who's not sleeping tonight
User avatar #7 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (06/22/2013) [-]
Don't worry. Whenever you feel like you're being watched, just immediately start masturbating furiously. Ain't no monster got time for that.
#3 to #1 - asadffdsa (06/22/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with the talking nipple theory?
#203 to #3 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Nipples can't stare at you when you're asleep. But the thing in the corner of your room can.
#8 to #1 - heafi (06/22/2013) [-]
Actually, humans wake up automatically every 90 minutes (one sleep circle) but usually we go right back to sleep and forget about it. We only remember/get up if we are hungry/need to pee/hear noise etc. once we woke up.
Actually, humans wake up automatically every 90 minutes (one sleep circle) but usually we go right back to sleep and forget about it. We only remember/get up if we are hungry/need to pee/hear noise etc. once we woke up.
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#191 to #8 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
80+ people really thumbed that ******** up...
#74 to #8 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah...no we don't.
#101 to #74 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
What is that anime?
User avatar #124 to #101 - heafi (06/22/2013) [-]
girls und panzer
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#324 to #8 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Source? I'm almost 100% sure that is not true.
User avatar #257 to #8 - srapture (06/23/2013) [-]
Sleep cycles are 90 minutes, in which a lighter sleep is reached between each of those intervals. We don't wake up every 90 minutes, although we would be more easily woken by loud noises. Surely that's just common sense.
#68 - motherfuckingkenji (06/22/2013) [-]
That first one is pretty much just this plus some latex.
That first one is pretty much just this plus some latex.
User avatar #6 - iforgetwhattosay (06/22/2013) [-]
does anyone else want to know how other people sound like to themselves? it's widely known that people sound different to themselves, but we will never know how others sound to themselves. this has bothered me ever since i figured out i sound different to others.
#208 to #6 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Really?  I think exactly the way I talk aloud.   
which is now making me realize that when I was young, I must have thought in a higher-pitched voice... and it got deeper over time...  maybe that's why some people have different internal voices   
because they got used to thinking in their pre-puberty voice
Really? I think exactly the way I talk aloud.
which is now making me realize that when I was young, I must have thought in a higher-pitched voice... and it got deeper over time... maybe that's why some people have different internal voices
because they got used to thinking in their pre-puberty voice
User avatar #210 to #208 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
oops, sorry, I totally misread your comment, iforgetwhattosay
what about when you record your voice and you play it back? I find that I usually sound how I expected
#269 to #6 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Things you experience but can't communicate effectively to others are called qualia, like how the color red looks, or how you sound to yourself.

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User avatar #20 to #6 - hemming (06/22/2013) [-]
My ex (she's 19) sounds like a young girl, maybe 13, but to herself she said she sounds very mature and like a grown up adult.
User avatar #25 to #6 - Zeigh (06/22/2013) [-]
Apparently to other people I have a really deep voice but to myself it has a higher pitch to it unless I try to do a deep voice.
User avatar #188 to #25 - maxismahname (06/23/2013) [-]
to me it's the opposite, pretty depressing
#10 to #6 - esunabusy (06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.. it is weird how I sound.. like.. midway deep voiced.. a bit like Celes during the Opera scene.. but to everyone else I sound like a 3 year old.

"Is that my voice?"
#224 - thepandaking (06/23/2013) [-]
I understand some of these are kooky and silly, but the fact that this makes people think like "wow I never saw it that way" is stupid. For example the birthday one, you're celebrating completing one year. you're completing a year and it's your birth's anniversary, not your second birth day. Once you think of it correctly, the tumblr post suddenly loses that false sense of new thought.
User avatar #249 to #224 - hentaisweetie (06/23/2013) [-]
Actually that's how it's done in Korea. They count the day a person is born as "1" and the 1st anniversary of their birth as 2nd.
User avatar #251 to #249 - thepandaking (06/23/2013) [-]
yeah I know there are different ways it's done, but almost everywhere else it's the anniversary celebration
User avatar #240 to #224 - cannabinoid (06/23/2013) [-]
Birthday, the day of your birth is the first birth day. it is the original birthday.
User avatar #244 to #240 - thepandaking (06/23/2013) [-]
no, it actually isn't. the ceremony of a birthday is the celebration of completing the year, I know the concept is hard to grasp because the words "birth" and "day" together literally mean that the first one should be when you exit the vagina, but the actual "birthday" itself is not what it means literally, it's simply put an anniversary of your birth.
#179 - rambomanthree (06/22/2013) [-]
Oil and fossil fuels are actually not dinosaurs..

they are formed by decayed plants and plant matter
User avatar #243 to #179 - abachonk (06/23/2013) [-]
And ******* Dinosaurs.
User avatar #250 to #179 - xplosevdiarrhea (06/23/2013) [-]
Were all made of basically the same stuff, so I'm assuming it's both. Unless dinosaurs aren't old enough to make fuel, but plants are since they evolved long before them. That or perhaps plants just severely outnumber animals in mass, so the majority of fuel is plant. I don't really know I'm making **** up.
User avatar #187 to #179 - monkee (06/23/2013) [-]
Isn't oil compressed decayed sea creatures? I remember this from high school biology. If wrong my teacher was a twat
User avatar #207 to #179 - hisnameisjake (06/23/2013) [-]
I thought it was any organic matter?
#117 - dudeimlikeadude (06/22/2013) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		 i don't know why but that bagel one man, that one made me laugh. hard.
holy ******* **** i don't know why but that bagel one man, that one made me laugh. hard.
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