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#44 to #37 - dwarfman (06/25/2013) [-]
Finally someone who gets it.   
   
For the rest of you, a quote from World War Z:   
   
When you think about the CIA, you probably imagine two of our most popular and enduring myths. The first is that our mission is to search the globe for any conceivable threat to the United States, and the second is that we have the power to perform the first. This myth is the by-product of an organization, which, by its very nature, must exist and operate in secrecy. Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.   
   
<Skipping the rest of the paragraph>   
   
The truth was, neither the Central Intelligence Agency nor any of the other official and unofficial U.S. intelligence organizations have ever been some kind of all-seeing, all-knowing, global Illuminati. <More Skipping not relevant to my point> But if you add up all the crackpot conspiracy theories from Pearl Harbor to the day before the Great Panic, then you'd have an organization not only more powerful than the United States, but the united efforts of the entire human race.   
   
inb4: OMFG YOU'RE A SHEEP, it's the NSA not the CIA hurr durrrrrrrrr, Obama is an evil socialist Muslim, Jews this Jews that, etc
Finally someone who gets it.

For the rest of you, a quote from World War Z:

When you think about the CIA, you probably imagine two of our most popular and enduring myths. The first is that our mission is to search the globe for any conceivable threat to the United States, and the second is that we have the power to perform the first. This myth is the by-product of an organization, which, by its very nature, must exist and operate in secrecy. Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.

<Skipping the rest of the paragraph>

The truth was, neither the Central Intelligence Agency nor any of the other official and unofficial U.S. intelligence organizations have ever been some kind of all-seeing, all-knowing, global Illuminati. <More Skipping not relevant to my point> But if you add up all the crackpot conspiracy theories from Pearl Harbor to the day before the Great Panic, then you'd have an organization not only more powerful than the United States, but the united efforts of the entire human race.

inb4: OMFG YOU'RE A SHEEP, it's the NSA not the CIA hurr durrrrrrrrr, Obama is an evil socialist Muslim, Jews this Jews that, etc
User avatar #101 to #44 - zorororonoa (06/25/2013) [-]
Still, they could at least like my ******* status
#57 to #44 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
That from the book version? I know I've read/heard it before but I just saw the movie and that wasn't in there.
#58 to #57 - dwarfman (06/25/2013) [-]
It's from the book. The movie does not exist in my eyes.
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