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Fresh Air Is Dangerous

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard
this.
Mom: GU TD YOUR ROOM
Brother: mars net tair
Mum: DO AS ISA?
Brother: You never some Lizzie to her room when she' s in !
Mom: Lizzie never her room. it she were in trouble M maize her sit
in the living teem or go outside or talk to human beings.
ME: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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Submitted: 08/22/2013
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#1 - ffffyou (08/22/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - huszti (08/22/2013) [-]
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#4 - chexlemeneux (08/22/2013) [-]
The only communication I have with the outside world is through the internet and television.
The only communication I have with the outside world is through the internet and television.
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User avatar #203 to #4 - rapsuskiller (08/23/2013) [-]
That´s sad. That´s what sociologists feared would happen in the future with computers. It´s happening
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#53 to #4 - sagedivinity (08/23/2013) [-]
Does your tv talk back
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#187 to #53 - chexlemeneux (08/23/2013) [-]
Only when I've been drinking.
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#153 to #99 - eight (08/23/2013) [-]
I relate to this.
I relate to this.
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#157 to #99 - thewisedane (08/23/2013) [-]
But I can relate.
But I can relate.
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#161 to #157 - josieabby (08/23/2013) [-]
Glad I'm not alone. (Metaphorically, of course.)
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User avatar #162 to #161 - thewisedane (08/23/2013) [-]
Then again, we must be overexaggerating.
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#165 to #162 - josieabby (08/23/2013) [-]
Sadly. I am not.
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#185 to #165 - thewisedane (08/23/2013) [-]
Yes you are. Don't argue.
Yes you are. Don't argue.
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User avatar #42 - anonefgthree (08/23/2013) [-]
For some reason I feel like this girl is some hipster 'nerdy' glasses with no lenses kind of girl
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User avatar #47 to #42 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
For some reason I feel like you're a jaded neckbeard fedora-wearing elitist.
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User avatar #58 to #47 - theugandanhero (08/23/2013) [-]
For some reason I feel like you think you're any better.
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User avatar #60 to #58 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
No, I'm one of the most cynical people I know. There's certain kinds of people I hate. One of those kinds of people I hate include people who hate girls who claim to be nerds.
I especially hate them when their hatred for girls like that is so ridiculous that if they think the girl even remotely implied that she's kind of a nerd, they lose their **** and get all elitist.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - theugandanhero (08/23/2013) [-]
The problem with that is he wasn't implying that he hated her.
Like, at all.
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User avatar #63 to #61 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
He still ripped on her. Even if he doesn't hate her, if he's willling to chirp her because he thinks she wears lensless glasses, then he definitely hates people like her as a whole, even if he doesn't hate individuals of them.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - theugandanhero (08/23/2013) [-]
He was making an assumption and from what I gathered I don't think he hates people like her.
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User avatar #67 to #64 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
I disagree.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - theugandanhero (08/23/2013) [-]
Okay.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
Okay
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#52 to #47 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
xD im such a nerd guyzzzz PPP i liek pokeman lol and i saw 10 minutes of dragonball z once XD
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User avatar #49 to #47 - anonefgthree (08/23/2013) [-]
Was more the fact that she's on tumblr more than a girl, although that also contributes. I'm sure she has a boyfriend and only spends like 3 or 4 hours a day on the computer
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#51 to #49 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
"she's a girl who goes on tumblr therefore she's a popular girl who has a boyfriend and doesnt spend as much time on the computer as me therefore she's not allowed to say anything that even remotely implies that she's somewhat of an introverted nerd, otherwise i'll judge her and chirp her for vaugely implying she's a nerd because it's a big ******* deal if she isn't as much of a nerd as me"
All you know is that it's a girl on tumblr. You don't know **** all about her other than that.
Get over yourself.
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User avatar #54 to #51 - anonefgthree (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah my bad, forgot this site was overridden with 12 year old whiteknights and attentionwhores
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User avatar #56 to #54 - nightmaren (08/23/2013) [-]
I find it annoying when people think girls are wrong about everything and refuse to accept anything they say and take any chance they get to chirp them for the stupidest **** , therefore I must be a whiteknight who wants attention. Totally.
I'll start chirping her as soon as she says something retarded, trust me. I'll be the first to do so. But to get angry because she said she was in her room a lot, because you think she claims to be a nerd is ******* retarded, and so are you.
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#57 to #54 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
People on this site are ******* retarded. They also, for some reason, seem to all be going through a certain phase of "I hate this world!" I have no idea where the **** this **** came from. But they really amuse me with their trite witticisms and cynical comments (i.e: I hate people; or: I am really cool and smart, but I hate everyone). This sadly never succeeds in giving the wished for impression; we all know it's actually "everyone (that you know)" that hates you. It's really interesting to see the self-defense mechanisms young adults develop when they were bullied or rejected in their teens (90% of funnyjunk).
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#89 to #54 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
"You disagree with me when it's about a girl - who isn't even here - so you're just a whiteknight that is trying to get laid."

Great logic there.
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#43 - sundip (08/23/2013) [-]
This is relatable.
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#66 to #43 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
My names Lizzie too.
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User avatar #77 to #66 - xartredosx (08/23/2013) [-]
too bad
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#18 - crazyolitis (08/22/2013) [-]
More and more am I feeling like I'm the only one here who actually likes human interaction and going outside.
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User avatar #92 to #18 - hammarhead (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a socialite and would be the first to start talking to myself in solitary confinement.
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#217 to #18 - timelimit (08/31/2013) [-]
I like human interaction, I just don't like stupid people. Which means I generally end up being pretty quiet.
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User avatar #70 to #18 - twi ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
you're disgusting
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User avatar #28 to #18 - greedtheavaricious (08/22/2013) [-]
It's not that I don't like it.

I'm just really bad at it.
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#29 to #18 - tyroneisanigger (08/22/2013) [-]
Whenever I talk to someone, literally no matter what I say some how it always ends up coming out awkward, thus making the entire conversation really, really awkward.
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#38 to #18 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm good with interacting with people. I just hate people.
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#17 - superluca (08/22/2013) [-]
lizzie sounds hot
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User avatar #19 to #17 - zabrakel (08/22/2013) [-]
you get a boner from a name?
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User avatar #27 to #17 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Maybe its time to turn off the computer and go outside
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User avatar #96 to #75 - igotyou (08/23/2013) [-]
you wish.
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#151 to #75 - douchehole (08/23/2013) [-]
Feels...
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#14 - yeh (08/22/2013) [-]
Repost...
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#37 to #14 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
That paragraph is way too overused now. It's beyond the point of being funny anymore.
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User avatar #55 to #37 - stanleys (08/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to FunnyJunk
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#150 - sadistikal (08/23/2013) [-]
**sadistikal rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Show Me Your War Face, FJ! ** mfw my parents send me to my room
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User avatar #158 - jasonmaki (08/23/2013) [-]
actual story, mom and dad are arguing that my sister needs/shouldnt get in trouble for whatever...
Mom: why should she get in trouble for being with her friends
Dad: because she was grounded and wasn't supposed to be going out
Mom: at least she isn't sitting down on the computer all day with no social life or friends (obviously referring to me)
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#164 to #158 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
plot twist. your sister has sucked atleast 3 dicks
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User avatar #205 to #158 - niggastolemyname (08/23/2013) [-]
plot twist: She's talking about her husband the whole time
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#177 to #158 - sodr (08/23/2013) [-]
this happens to me so much, those subtle remarks my parents make and u just KNOW they're referring to you it really hurts
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#13 - hydromatic (08/22/2013) [-]
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#9 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
feels
feels
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#79 - falconxmard (08/23/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at my own realisation ** <- what my parents do to me when I'm in trouble
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at my own realisation **
<- what my parents do to me when I'm in trouble
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#87 to #79 - tikledpikle (08/23/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #5722671 at It's happening. IT'S TOO LATE NOW. You could have stopped it. ** your parents rock
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #5722671 at It's happening. IT'S TOO LATE NOW. You could have stopped it. ** your parents rock
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User avatar #95 - pepemex (08/23/2013) [-]
She overheard herself?
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#136 to #95 - uberbunk (08/23/2013) [-]
**uberbunk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at fucking...OW! ** what...just...what?
**uberbunk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at fucking...OW! ** what...just...what?
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User avatar #141 to #95 - thatdamnllama (08/23/2013) [-]
READ ***** READ
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#149 to #95 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
I understood what you meant. I scrolled up and looked at it again and your comment made sense.
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#80 - weenieandthebutt (08/23/2013) [-]
So a world where boys are more social and outgoing and girls just sit in their rooms being antisocial and introverted. Oh **** , these people must wear hats on their feet and hamburgers must really eat people.
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#196 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
She overheard herself?
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#199 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Haha, It's funnier the 5th time it's re-posted !!! Get some OC OP !!! twats
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User avatar #72 - curtkobain (08/23/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fTt4K4Cae4


Part of SOPA trying to be revived.
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User avatar #142 - byobgraffpro (08/23/2013) [-]
theres alot more to life than tumblr and your cell phone little girl
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User avatar #144 to #142 - datassman ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah bro she could learn from us.
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User avatar #145 to #144 - byobgraffpro (08/23/2013) [-]
right? like theres this huge internet she could be experiencing but she stays on twiiter and tumblr, this generation man i swear
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User avatar #148 to #145 - datassman ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
wait how do you know that's all she does
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