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Death is the cessation of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, disease, suicide, homicide and accidents or trauma resulting in terminal injury.[1] Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death.

In society, the nature of death and humanity's awareness of its own mortality has for millennia been a concern of the world's religious traditions and of philosophical inquiry. This includes belief in resurrection (associated with Abrahamic religions), reincarnation or rebirth (associated with Dharmic religions), or that consciousness permanently ceases to exist, known as eternal oblivion (often associated with atheism).[2]

Commemoration ceremonies after death may include various mourning, funeral practices and ceremonies of honouring the deceased. The physical remains of a person, commonly known as a corpse or body, are usually interred whole or cremated, though among the world's cultures there are a variety of other methods of mortuary disposal. In the English language, blessings directed towards a dead person include rest in peace, or its initialism RIP.

The most common cause of human deaths in the world is heart disease, followed by stroke and other cerebrovascular diseases, and in the third place lower respiratory infections.[3]

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#7 - joexdtry (07/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have insomnia does that mean that death doesnt want to be in an relationship with me?
#8 to #7 - TheOneCalledNiles (07/19/2014) [-]
jesus dude, you got friendzoned by death
jesus dude, you got friendzoned by death
#5 - mooproxy (07/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That title though...
#11 - puig (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**puig rolled image** what was in my dream last night
#1 - ihaslolinmyeye (07/18/2014) [-]
Well it's nice to see tumblr is as cheery as ever
Well it's nice to see tumblr is as cheery as ever
#17 - arkbuilder ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
*cue Mad World by Gary Jules*
#10 - nativeboy (07/19/2014) [-]
I read this in Grif, Simmons and Donut voices
#3 - tacoperson ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that one soliloquy in Hamlet. Those were some different circumstances tho.
User avatar #2 - mostlyshits (07/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)

I'm so scared of death that I've actually developed a fear of sleeping.
Not because I might die in my sleep or some **** , because it simulates being dead.
I wish I was joking
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