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#1 - warlockrichard (04/02/2014) [+] (11 replies)
stickied by drhat
#7 - jasonseagull (04/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**jasonseagull rolled image** mfw spooning
User avatar #8 to #7 - spookyghostparty (04/02/2014) [-]
whydontyoutakeaseat.jpg
User avatar #11 - leglesslegolegolas (04/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Are you sure it's Tumblr? None of them are saying it's rape.
User avatar #9 - hudis (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be 17 or something
>crashing at bro's house for a few days
>random friend of his is there too, nothing romantic
>she's pretty fun, we have amazing chemistry
>bro doesn't mind
>have to share bed with her that night
>she asks me to spoon her
>can see where this is going but still
>keeping my raging boner away from her butt
>don't want to make a crude move too soon
>fall asleep
>wake up
> ****** .jpg
>boner pressed up right between her buttcheeks
>she's awake, looks back at me
>starts grinding her ass like a champ

The couple weeks following that were pretty awesome. Stopped being with her after a while though because she turned out to be a bit crazy. Still regret not keeping it up longer in some less crazy-demanding fashion, though.
#3 - juter (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You merely adapted to the boner. I was born with it. Molded by it.
User avatar #20 to #3 - bluerangermartin (04/02/2014) [-]
Your ass will be molded by it soon enough buddy ;^)
#12 - drhard (04/02/2014) [-]
#55 - drunkengnome (04/02/2014) [+] (24 replies)
Females of FJ can you confirm this?    
 Not that I have a GF but when it's info for future me
Females of FJ can you confirm this?
Not that I have a GF but when it's info for future me
User avatar #68 to #61 - zekeon (04/02/2014) [-]
and by sexual intercourse he means rape
#38 - boxofwonderz (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#62 - funnaycraptwo (04/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I have been in too many situations like this and you're telling me now that it's okay?
I have been in too many situations like this and you're telling me now that it's okay?
#69 - CoconutStorm (04/02/2014) [-]
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#43 - kcwsooners (04/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**   
Who I spork.
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Who I spork.
#44 to #43 - kcwsooners (04/02/2014) [-]
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#98 - wunderlichh ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - pappathethird (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
'Wooops, I got a boner while spooning my lovely girlfriend. Let me just awkwardly move to the edge of the bed so I don't wake up this sleeping beauty'
'Wooops, I got a boner while spooning my lovely girlfriend. Let me just awkwardly move to the edge of the bed so I don't wake up this sleeping beauty'
#5 - teranin ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
A quick rebuttal, for any ladies out there.  Your back and leg muscles are much stronger than your hands, and if you press backwards too hard too suddenly while enjoying said cuddle-boner, you can injure your fellow spoon.  Especially since when we have a boner our balls deploy, they are not safely tucked anywhere and are easily smished.  So by all means, we like when you press back, but please try to avoid a full strength spasm rear-thrust because ouch.
A quick rebuttal, for any ladies out there. Your back and leg muscles are much stronger than your hands, and if you press backwards too hard too suddenly while enjoying said cuddle-boner, you can injure your fellow spoon. Especially since when we have a boner our balls deploy, they are not safely tucked anywhere and are easily smished. So by all means, we like when you press back, but please try to avoid a full strength spasm rear-thrust because ouch.
#10 - include (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#53 - tarnis (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I will never again be ashamed of my spooner
I will never again be ashamed of my spooner
#26 - nuggetry (04/02/2014) [-]
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#72 - 4chan refugee (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait I'm confused
Do people just spoon random people? Why would it be awkward to have an erection while spooning, you are doing with someone you are close and intimate enough with for it to be totally okay right?
Sorry I have no friends
#66 - wwhhaaq (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
tumblr girls only say they're so willing for this 						****					 because they're 300 pounds and nobody will ever do it
tumblr girls only say they're so willing for this **** because they're 300 pounds and nobody will ever do it
#18 - 4chan refugee (04/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What. Someone's ashamed for a boner while cuddling?!
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