Eat it God. . beg: Ilene: Nowhere in the IO does h my "Do Not Rape" yet the tth Satanic Hula Of The Earth is "Do not make sexual advances unlees given the matin Satan Rape
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Ilene:
Nowhere in the IO does h my "Do Not
Rape" yet the tth Satanic Hula Of The Earth is "Do not
make sexual advances unlees given the mating signal."
Go ahead and just let that an in.
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#71 - ironbuttocks (08/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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Could we all just stop having a debate about this?   
It's tumblr.
Could we all just stop having a debate about this?
It's tumblr.
User avatar #2 - traelos (08/20/2013) [+] (23 replies)
"Do not commit adultery" isn't a perfect translation.

Traelos: 1 Tumblr post: 0
#66 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What ever happened to "thou shall not commit adultery?"
#67 to #66 - faggymcniggerballs (08/21/2013) [-]
Adultery is voluntary sex with a married person and a partner who is not the spouse
User avatar #100 - Ragumshnagum (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Christians are just inherently bad people.
User avatar #137 to #100 - foelkera (08/21/2013) [-]
people are just inherently bad people
#36 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Not satanism, mylittleponitarism*
As satanism is alredy a defined thing, the adoration of Satan, and this **** has nothing to do with it, better use a word that is not taken.
"But what does it have to do with My Little Pony?"
"Just as much as it has with worshipping Satan"
User avatar #41 to #36 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Actually, Satanism is not the adoration of Satan. The 4 principles of Satanism are Freedom, Justice, Truth, and Empowerment; the point of Satanism is to become your own god rather than serve one. Theistic Satanists believe this was Satan's original intention, while Atheistic (LaVeyan) Satanists use Satan as a metaphor for achieving god-hood

Even in Theistic Satanism, worshiping or praying to Satan is seen as bad, as it is dependence upon another thing, and, as said, the point of Satanism is to achieve god-hood/perfect independence, or, rather "Being the perfect version of you"
#80 - dwarfman (08/21/2013) [+] (41 replies)
Adultery is frowned upon, under the original definition of adultery this includes any unmarried woman as she fell under her father's jurisdiction. Deuteronomy also equates rape to murder. Ancient Jews would most likely kill the offender, Muslim (Early Islam not modern Pseudo-Islam) either saw the man stoned to death or his genitals removed, in most Christian nations it was punishable by death.

I would cite the actions taken by Satanists to punish rapists, but Satanists have never been relevant. Ever. As such their views never came to influence the laws of society like the nonpagan faiths (Judaism, Christianity, Islam). Satanists are cultists and mostly young kids trying to get attention. (Or two bit authors claiming they're experts on the matter)

Sorry my 8th grade friends, keep jacking it to the thought you're morally superior to anyone.
User avatar #72 - lamarsmithgot (08/21/2013) [-]
Why do you need a stupid title like satanist to justify basic morality?

Because you're an 8th grader. That's why.
#172 - anahbell ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Can someone please explain to me what this mating signal will sound like?
Can someone please explain to me what this mating signal will sound like?
#131 - alexsommers (08/21/2013) [-]
to those who actually might use this as an excuse and are serious, which there there aren't many but this is the internet, if you wanna be technical it could and kinda does fall under "do not steal" and usually if your raping someone it falls under "do not covet". but that's just my belief and opinion. <mfw
User avatar #133 - VikiIsAwsum (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
LaVeyan satanism is actually surprisingly awesome. The overall belief is that you can do whatever the **** you want so long as you aren't harming others (unless they deserve it) or breaking the law. They don't even believe in God or Satan; the belief is that every person is their own God, and Satan is a symbol that represents man in his most natural and prideful state.

Amongst other things, they believe in helping others in their community, their rules involve 'don't rape, don't kill animals unless its for protection or food, don't harm children' ect.

it is pretty much another form of athiesm
#34 - arrisarrad (08/21/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Rape is considered part of adultery. This is the fifth time I've said this when someone reposts this. I'm beginning to think that not everyone bothered to learn the ten commandments.
User avatar #42 to #34 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
How so?

About as many people bother to read the bible and the commandments as as many bothered to learn about Satanism before assuming the worst of it
#171 - mrtrixreturned (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #183 to #171 - sanguinesolitude (08/21/2013) [-]
atheists are anti all religions. When America is virtually all christian, and Christian groups are the only ones you really hear talking much here, so they are the natural target. You dont seem muslims passing laws in the US, and the Jews while some people dislike them dont really push their faith on anyone else.
#167 - undiscovered (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
They might have ...
They might have ...
#135 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why do i feel that tumblr is full of 13-16 year olds trying to be edgy by believing anything that is thrown at them at not looking at the facts
User avatar #138 to #135 - swagloon (08/21/2013) [-]
because it is.
#97 - elyiia (08/21/2013) [-]
Damn it Ironbuttocks, you can't play that here.
#39 - srskate (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Two things:

1.) No where in the commandments of "Satanism" does it forbid murder.

2.) Do any of y'all ************* wonder what the mating signal is?
User avatar #56 to #39 - Crusader ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, it's the signal the Mayor of New York uses to call Hit-Girl and Big Daddy
#202 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Rape in the old testament was considered either Adultery or theft. So technically you're wrong, and its a double whammy against not one, but two of the commandments.
User avatar #203 to #202 - ispn (08/21/2013) [-]
apparently i was not logged in.....
#170 - crohnos (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My point of view on religion
User avatar #78 - liebebella (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, if a man is found guilty of rape, the Bible says its equal to murder and we should stone him to death.

This is one practice I would not mind bringing back.
User avatar #81 to #78 - Rockycrack (08/21/2013) [-]
yes, because an innocent man has never been found guilty
User avatar #70 - nagoni (08/21/2013) [-]
Just looked up the rest of the Satanic rules out of curiosity. Found this gem at number 11:

"When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."
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