Coming Out As Lesbian. . After coming em as a lesbian to my father Dad: Sorry, but we can never bring a girl home. Me: Why not? Dad: She' d turn straight as see
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Coming Out As Lesbian

After coming em as a lesbian to my father
Dad: Sorry, but we can never bring a girl home.
Me: Why not?
Dad: She' d turn straight as seen as she laid eyes on me.
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Submitted: 08/03/2013
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#3 - CMSTF (08/03/2013) [+] (47 replies)
I can't be the only person who wants to have a gay child just so I can be super chill about it if they come out. right?
I can't be the only person who wants to have a gay child just so I can be super chill about it if they come out. right?
#11 - deathofnight (08/03/2013) [-]
Damn that is a cool dad
#51 - binomancha (08/03/2013) [-]
**binomancha rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Horse Potter ** my lesbian friend
#55 - fuckoatmeal (08/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #3148079 at Friendly ** what most lesbians look like
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#21 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#27 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [+] (22 replies)
disgusting faggots
#35 to #27 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I know, those damn bundles of sticks. So gross... ******* Faggots....
#7 - rapevan (08/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#10 to #7 - Kairyuka (08/03/2013) [-]
That picture... Amazing. I love you!
User avatar #18 - insertclevernames (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i really hope that i have a lesbian daughter just so i can say this.
#23 - thepink (08/03/2013) [-]
I know you like the silver foxes...
I know you like the silver foxes...
User avatar #54 - Loppytaffy (08/03/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Coming out as a lesbian to my father;
"it's not natural"
"gays should be round up and shot"
"why can't you be normal?"
"so you think you're gay, personally I think somebody's hurt you and that's why." (as though that'd make a difference. A person can't just change their psychology as easy as recognising when the change occured. Added to that, yes I have been hurt, but he gets angry at me for not telling him; blaming the victim is not how to make them feel better.)
#65 to #56 - Gaulli (08/03/2013) [-]
**Gaulli rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Drugs ** I want this to be very generic
User avatar #88 - mannexx (08/04/2013) [-]
What the **** is this **** ?
#85 - reinbowxdash ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
**reinbowxdash rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Yum ** her father.
**reinbowxdash rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Yum ** her father.
#69 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My dad:
"If a girl asks 'do these pants make me look fat?' the answer is never, 'no, you make them look tight'"
User avatar #64 - thephantur (08/03/2013) [-]
If I somehow got laid and had a daughter I'd be ecstatic if she was a lesbian. No ******* need to worry about her letting guys stick dicks in her and getting pregnant.
User avatar #126 - dubslao (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's funny cause all girls turn gay as soon as they lay eyes on me
User avatar #134 - phantomprincess (08/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
does anybody have the reaction pic of the guy who is about to make a comeback but then realizes he has nothing good? like in the first panel he is raising his finger and opening his mouth about to speak, but in the next his finger drops and he just looks defeated?
#136 to #134 - lostxprophit (08/04/2013) [-]
The guys name is Nathan Fillion, dear sir!
The guys name is Nathan Fillion, dear sir!
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