Coming Out As Lesbian. . After coming em as a lesbian to my father Dad: Sorry, but we can never bring a girl home. Me: Why not? Dad: She' d turn straight as see Coming Out As Lesbian After coming em as a lesbian to my father Dad: Sorry but we can never bring girl home Me: Why not? She' d turn straight see
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#3 - CMSTF
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I can't be the only person who wants to have a gay child just so I can be super chill about it if they come out. right?
I can't be the only person who wants to have a gay child just so I can be super chill about it if they come out. right?
User avatar #150 to #3 - tabarzins
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Id hate to have a gay child.


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Id hate to have a straight child.
Id hate to have a child.
#151 to #150 - CMSTF
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#4 to #3 - anon id: 10b47619
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Thats weird
User avatar #26 to #3 - morganfreesloth
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i have the same thought, not because i want to feel good about accepting it, but because i want to be able to show that i accept him/her no matter who he/she finds attractive and that they can come and talk to me about anything
User avatar #28 to #26 - mechaemperor
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If you do your parenting right, they'll acknowledge that regardless.
User avatar #29 to #28 - morganfreesloth
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valid point
#30 to #3 - mindgerb
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User avatar #138 to #3 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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I kind of hope I have one so I don't have to worry about them getting pregnant/getting someone else pregnant when they're sixteen.
User avatar #22 to #3 - residentblackman
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"Dad, I'm straight"
"Oh no you're ******* not, you're gay and that's how I want you"
#12 to #3 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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That's so ******* self-righteous and pathetic that I can't believe you admitted it publicly. Personally I think any child of yours deserves parents who love them for who they are rather than wishing they were an exotic victim class.
User avatar #42 to #3 - vatra
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I don't give a **** what my future children's sexuality will be, it makes zero difference one way or the other.
User avatar #130 to #42 - dapianoman
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well actually it does make a difference (you might not have biological grandchildren)
User avatar #131 to #130 - vatra
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That's a possibility even with straight children. Some people just don't end up reproducing, or physically can't for whatever reason. If they want children, they can adopt. Though with gay and lesbian couples it has become a little more common for them to either have a surrogate mother to host one of the father's children or get a sperm donor to give a sample so one of the mother's can be impregnated.
User avatar #133 to #131 - dapianoman
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fair enough then
User avatar #142 to #133 - vatra
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Yeah, though that being said, the grandparents don't choose who they choose to be the biological parent. But honestly, I don't feel that makes a difference. One of my sisters was adopted, she is still my sister, I've never thought of her as anything but my sister.
User avatar #91 to #3 - rockamekishiko
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i think it's a stupid reason to want to have a gay kid for
#132 to #3 - sniperfumbles
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That seems pretty ******* selfish. "I want my child to be different so that I can feel better about myself by accepting them."
User avatar #37 to #3 - roliga
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Nope I'd rather have a straight kid.
#48 to #3 - zakaizer
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I'd like it, but no matter if my kid likes cock, pussy or both, I'll still love him/her
#63 to #3 - chaosnazo
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Do NOT be like this though
User avatar #89 to #63 - mondominiman
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Jesus christ she just wants a human doll.
#127 to #63 - qosfortyone
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holy crap what the **** is wrong with this woman
holy crap what the **** is wrong with this woman
User avatar #141 to #127 - forszhen
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That "woman" sounds like she's in middle school. I hope she's matured since that post.
#149 to #141 - qosfortyone
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its been six years    
   
who knows
its been six years

who knows
#157 to #149 - jumperzero
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PFFT totally green screened.
#158 to #157 - qosfortyone
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what about the shadows?
what about the shadows?
#159 to #158 - jumperzero
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Photoshop these days.
#160 to #159 - qosfortyone
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you convinced me    
   
have two guys doin' it wrong
you convinced me

have two guys doin' it wrong
#161 to #160 - jumperzero
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lol it actually isn't green screen xDD, its Nathan J Barnett he is awesome. no green screen at all.
#162 to #161 - qosfortyone
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you sure got me   
   
   
   
i want my gif of two guys doin' it wrong back
you sure got me



i want my gif of two guys doin' it wrong back
#163 to #162 - jumperzero
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I have no idea what you are talking about. None whatsoever.
I have no idea what you are talking about. None whatsoever.
#164 to #163 - qosfortyone
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Comment Picture
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#9 to #3 - Spikeydeath
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i want a lesbian daughter because it'd be funny
#146 to #3 - manwithanopinion
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not at all. I'm really hoping my kid is gay. Just so I can be ecstatic as **** inside and calm and collected outside
#8 to #3 - spyisspy
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prepare for The Church. The Chruch that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
User avatar #15 to #8 - smithforprez
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is this a joke?
User avatar #153 to #15 - spyisspy
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yup
User avatar #143 to #3 - forszhen
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I'm going to get red thumbs for not agreeing with you but I don't give a ****. You're trying way too hard to be politically correct.
"Look guise! My son's gay and I accept it!" Congrats faggot, you don't hate your son for something he doesn't even have control over.
User avatar #147 to #143 - CMSTF
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What, you think it would be what other people think about it that mattered to me? No, I didn't write this comment for other people, or for myself, I wrote this comment meaning I'd love to be able to bring relief to them if they even felt the need to come out, it's not something easy, coming out to your parents, not knowing how they would react. I love or them to have had the courage to come out and then put them at ease, and make them know that it wouldn't change a ******* this, yet some many people have misinterpreted what I've said.
User avatar #148 to #147 - CMSTF
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I'd* Thing*
#5 to #3 - origamiking
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Word. It's not like I'm gonna have my fingers crossed that I have a gay kid, but it'd be nice to be the supportive dad if I do.
Word. It's not like I'm gonna have my fingers crossed that I have a gay kid, but it'd be nice to be the supportive dad if I do.
User avatar #14 to #5 - qwertyuioplkjh
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Plus, since it's two males they both would earn a lot of money.
#74 to #14 - anon id: 5219f155
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what if you have a daughter?
User avatar #83 to #74 - lolme
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The woods are a nice place for those... Things.
User avatar #165 to #74 - qwertyuioplkjh
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Well, they can both claim rape at any given time and get money so I won't be worried too much
User avatar #6 to #5 - CMSTF
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Somebody gets it!
#2 - bobbysnobby
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#11 - deathofnight
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Damn that is a cool dad
#51 - binomancha
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**binomancha rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Horse Potter ** my lesbian friend
#55 - fuckoatmeal
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************* rolled a random image posted in comment #3148079 at Friendly ** what most lesbians look like
#110 to #55 - raigerzero
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That's Mikoto Misaka from the Toaru series right? If so, that's.....kind of fitting I guess since she's a tomboy (but wants TouMan's D) ?
#128 to #55 - anon id: 9366f6e4
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FINALLY! AN IMAGE ROLL THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!
User avatar #75 to #55 - zerosonaku
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Excellent ******* roll.
#122 to #55 - zeroxnight
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Yeah baby
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#25 to #21 - morganfreesloth
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Comment Picture
#71 to #21 - timesmath
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Sorry, I had to.
#27 - anon id: cf94b72e
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disgusting faggots
User avatar #44 to #27 - whycanticaps
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moating moatgots*
#35 to #27 - clockworkcharizard
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I know, those damn bundles of sticks. So gross... ******* Faggots....
#66 to #35 - Gaulli
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**Gaulli rolled a random image posted in comment #3095718 at Friendly ** Alone we are but weak sticks! but together we can form a mighty Faggot!
#68 to #66 - clockworkcharizard
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In the name of Katawa Shoujo and Making a Funny, you have my Upvote.
In the name of Katawa Shoujo and Making a Funny, you have my Upvote.
#129 to #66 - anon id: 9366f6e4
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Martin from The Simpsons?
User avatar #98 to #35 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
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Brother?
#100 to #98 - clockworkcharizard
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Is.... Is that you?
User avatar #36 to #35 - sach
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Wow how clever i would have never expected this never seen it before, you get a free star.
#38 to #36 - clockworkcharizard
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Sorry sir, I know it was a bad joke and, if you wish, I will gladly take it down if it's not funny.
User avatar #39 to #38 - vatra
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I enjoyed it, it gives perspective to anon's statement in a satirical fashion.
#40 to #39 - clockworkcharizard
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I was just trying to bring a little funny to replace his trolling, so we'll see if it gets taken down or not. I didn't mean to piss anyone off other than anon.
User avatar #41 to #40 - vatra
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It shouldn't though, even if it has been used before, you are still making fun of the anon, so..
#43 to #41 - clockworkcharizard
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I meant I would delete the comment if nobody likes it, no use in un-funny content on a site for funny things, right?
User avatar #45 to #43 - vatra
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That's true, I just don't like to delete comments though, because I always end up wondering what they said.
#46 to #45 - clockworkcharizard
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Well zen, the comment stays!

Well, there's my quota for Hitler Jokes for the day
User avatar #49 to #46 - vatra
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Good times.
#50 to #49 - clockworkcharizard
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The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin everything for everyone apparently and somehow manage to spend 5 cents to live. [/spoiler]
#52 to #50 - vatra
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Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 to #52 - clockworkcharizard
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SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 to #53 - vatra
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That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 to #58 - clockworkcharizard
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Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 to #59 - vatra
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You got it right, haha.
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User avatar #120 to #7 - lordreginald
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There go mah pants.
#96 to #7 - mytrakytra
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User avatar #33 to #7 - lordlolland
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That pic with that name, perfect.
#24 to #7 - advicedude
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#10 to #7 - Kairyuka
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That picture... Amazing. I love you!
User avatar #18 - insertclevernames
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i really hope that i have a lesbian daughter just so i can say this.
User avatar #77 to #18 - monkeysniper
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Not only that, you won't have to worry about her getting pregnant from some random jackass either