College. . the only reason I go to school is because I tianna wanna be an unemployed college drab out I wanna be an unemployed college graduate thats the spirit
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the only reason I go to school is because I tianna wanna be an unemployed
college drab out I wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
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Submitted: 11/04/2013
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#9 - chayio (11/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>send out literally hundreds of applications online for all sorts of jobs
>no responses
>realize these are all being computer-filtered before reaching HR
>open resume
>set font to colour "white"
>fill all margins/blank space of resume with words like "rescue", "team-leader", "expert", "military", "summa cum laude", "harvard", "oxford", etc. etc.
>mfw get called back for interviews roughly 60% of the ******* time now as compared with 2% before
#1 - downtrail (11/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#6 - mebbid ONLINE (11/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Then don't pick a retarded major
#45 - lolzordz (11/05/2013) [-]
the hardest thing is to be an unemployed college graduate when your younger brother has a job in his field and is making a lot of money. The shame you get from your parents when he's at the table thinking about buying a house while im still just living in my room
#14 - desuforeverlulz (11/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>mfw community college
>mfw I'm going to earn the equivalent degree of anyone going straight to a 4-year uni in the same amount of time and have virtually no student debt
User avatar #13 - bitey (11/05/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I am currently a high school drop-out, never went to college, never planned on it, and I'm working a steady job making $11.00 an hour at a warehouse for FedEx. Feels good man.
User avatar #15 to #13 - lech ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations! You're getting just barely above minimum wage!
While, people who graduated college in a field actually worth investing in are making double what you at a minimum.
#28 - flufflepuff (11/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>earn bachelor's in accounting
>earn reasonable income
>let career suck out soul
>become redhead
>make deal with devil
>"insufficient funds"
>???
>profit
#10 - facepalmftw (11/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I dropped out of college and now have a more satisfying job, life, and career path than half my in-college friends.
#5 - xelihope (11/05/2013) [-]
Finding work sucks, but it's doable if you spend time making yourself exceptional.
#58 - FatherPedobear (11/05/2013) [-]
Mfw my professor graded my first college-level essay draft after high school.
#7 - classygentleman (11/05/2013) [-]
The only reason I go to school is so my mom doesn't get thrown in jail for me not going to school.
#2 - rjascon (11/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
With a big student debt. Can't forget that **** .
User avatar #4 to #2 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2013) [-]
Unless you go through the military to pay for your college. Or make money selling kidneys on the black market to pay off your debt.
User avatar #37 - mrgoodlove (11/05/2013) [-]
Pretty damn accurate. Every college graduate I know is either unemployed or has a job that has nothing to do with their degree
#8 - swiftshadow (11/05/2013) [-]
I feel like my teachers are trying to destroy my dreams. I am taking a hospitality management program because my long term goal is to own a restaurant. I am fully aware of how much money and work they require as well as the failure rate but I swear my teachers won't stop telling me how hard it is to succeed. It feels like they are trying to change my mind.
User avatar #72 - keithspike (11/05/2013) [-]
The nightmare called student loans follow you no matter what, take a job where you can get it.
#66 - xtrin (11/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only one who thinks university degrees are overrated? Quite a lot of my friends are high-school graduates and they earn roughly 1300 $ a month, living quite a satisfied life. I think it's more about grabbing the right opportunity. University degree won't ensure you a good-paid job, often even less likely a job in the field you studied.
User avatar #49 - RisenLichen (11/05/2013) [-]
And that's why I'm in the Navy
User avatar #35 - usmcoorah (11/05/2013) [-]
Yay for the military!
#27 - golbot (11/05/2013) [-]
"sabbatical"
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