Classic burn. . undercover- magi: Walks up to newborn baby' haha fuckin virgin idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were 349, 492 notes 'at. I 5,3KG when i was born (11,6 pounds you muricans), so you could say that i was a cunt destroyer out the womb. this felt awful to type. Classic burn undercover- magi: Walks up to newborn baby' haha fuckin virgin idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were 349 492 notes 'at I 5 3KG when i born (11 6 pounds muricans) so could say that cunt destroyer out the womb this felt awful type
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - tonkkax
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I 5,3KG when i was born (11,6 pounds you muricans), so you could say that i was a cunt destroyer out the womb.

this felt awful to type.
#33 to #4 - TurtleOnItsBack
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I was 4.0 pounds, so not really a cunt destroyer. But I was a C-section baby so at least I never touched my mother's vagina like you sick *****.
User avatar #44 to #33 - homebray
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At least I was born
You we just removed like a parasite.
#50 to #44 - TurtleOnItsBack
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You were just bypassed like a piece of ****.
User avatar #51 to #50 - homebray
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I aint even mad
I was still born
#52 to #51 - TurtleOnItsBack
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If I wasn't born, then does that mean I cannot die?
User avatar #53 to #52 - homebray
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I dont know if it works that way
#35 to #4 - anon id: ce277be8
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how does it feel to know that you increased your mother's risk for multiple diseases by a significant %
User avatar #28 to #4 - imnotkickthecat
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11.6*

We use periods in the 1st world.
#58 to #28 - trustust
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In europe we use whatever the **** we want 11.6 - 11,6 is the same to us
#13 to #4 - gisuar
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*raisinghandforfatbabyfive*
User avatar #55 to #13 - tonkkax
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big baby, not fat baby.
#27 to #4 - trustust
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Yess! I'm not the only one born a cunt destroyer (5,1Kg) although I barely destroy cunts now
User avatar #5 to #4 - tonkkax
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I was 5,3KG*
User avatar #9 to #4 - blokrokker
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Holy ****. Were you overdue or something?
#11 to #9 - sciencexplain
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By three ******* years.
By three ******* years.
User avatar #54 to #9 - tonkkax
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I think i was actually a couple weeks early or something like that. I don't remember at all what I've been told about it. Just that i was that heavy.

When i was born it was estimated that I'll grow to be 202cm which is 6 feet 9 inches.

so far i'm at 195cm
#57 to #54 - cplkoeksuster
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Jesus, you're a big fella.
User avatar #46 to #9 - homm
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no he was overweight

read it again dude
User avatar #47 to #46 - blokrokker
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He was THAT heavy. At birth. Or at least, that's the claim. That has to be overdue.
#48 to #47 - homm
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No you don't understand 5.3 KG for a newborn baby is overweight, there's no other way to put it.   
   
It was a joke.
No you don't understand 5.3 KG for a newborn baby is overweight, there's no other way to put it.

It was a joke.
User avatar #49 to #48 - blokrokker
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Well yeah he's overweight, but either somebody (mom) has been eating some nasty foods, or he's been chilling in there for like three years.
#23 to #4 - cuffeman
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Not necessarily, take a second to imagine a 5.3kg baby who is very long and thin and just casually slides out of the vagina, thus not destroying it at all.
Not necessarily, take a second to imagine a 5.3kg baby who is very long and thin and just casually slides out of the vagina, thus not destroying it at all.
User avatar #56 to #23 - tonkkax
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That's probably me because I'm nearly 2 meters tall now at 15.
User avatar #8 - iluvmoney
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what if it's a baby girl ?
User avatar #12 to #8 - anonymoose
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Do baby girls come out of the mouth or something?
#14 to #12 - superpiccoyoshi
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I think that iluvmoney means that a woman doesn't lose her virginity by being in side of another woman, a woman needs someone or something to be inside of her. I agree that it doesn't change the meaning of the joke, but I see where iluvmoney is coming from.
#3 - perfectionx
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User avatar #17 to #3 - jonball
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gonzo?
User avatar #42 to #17 - brawlerboi
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Pretty sure it's from a Tobuscus video. I think it's the sideburns song.
User avatar #37 to #17 - chrispoot
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Looks more like Isaac
#38 to #37 - jonball
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User avatar #15 - Ottovan
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THERE IS A %99 CHANCE YOUR PENIS TOUCHED THE WALLS OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA DURING BIRTH

I.E. YOUR MOTHER WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU'VE EVER HAD SEXUAL CONTACT WITH, SLEEP ON THAT.
#43 to #15 - dcdt
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I AM THE 1%
I AM THE 1%
User avatar #39 to #15 - guiguito
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Actually, considering the size of a baby's penis and since i've a seen a child birth i saw that they come out with their legs close to their chest, i think your number is off a bit.
User avatar #36 to #15 - lotengo
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Finally i dont have to lie bout my virginity anymore, thanks man.
User avatar #31 to #15 - instict
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and ur mom was 2nd lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - catburglarpenis
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I was a C-Section baby. All my brothers were too.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Ottovan
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YOU WERE STILL UP IN THERE.
User avatar #19 to #18 - catburglarpenis
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"THERE IS A %99 CHANCE YOUR PENIS TOUCHED THE WALLS OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA DURING BIRTH"

I'm still a 1%er then. I wasn't "up in there" any more than any baby. People who bang chicks don't get "up in" the uterus.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Ottovan
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Just let me have this....


I don't have much....
#21 to #20 - catburglarpenis
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Have this, then.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Ottovan
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I'll take it.
User avatar #25 to #15 - anonymoose
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Jokes on you! My mum was so loose I didn't even touch her when I was born, just plopped out.
User avatar #26 to #15 - levitatingscrotum
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Jokes on you, m8. I was born as c-section baby.
#41 to #26 - ppheadbuttface
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So you were removed, like a tumor.
User avatar #45 to #41 - EdwardNigma
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We are marvels of modern day medical science.
#60 to #41 - levitatingscrotum
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Well I was born in the 7th month. I had to go by the c-section way. I was born before it was cool.
#59 to #41 - cplkoeksuster
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They had to remove my head with a pair of pliar-things. Head was all squished and **** for the first couple weeks. I was not a cooperative neonate.
User avatar #40 to #26 - masterof
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this mother ******....
User avatar #1 - kingdork
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first
User avatar #6 to #1 - sardukai
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*gayest
User avatar #2 to #1 - chokinandtokin [OP]
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this isn't youtube
#29 - noobwilleat
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#30 to #29 - speedymcgee
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#34 to #30 - fareastbrainseer
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#32 - lastweek
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User avatar #24 - mrgoodlove
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How does a fetus get food? Womb service
#7 - adamks
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It's not really a burn to be honest. Like, of course it was, it's newborn, what did you expect the person was doing before he walked up to the NEWborn baby? ******* a nurse?
User avatar #10 to #7 - ScottP
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Let me enlighten you:

A Serbian Film. Newborn porn.