Classic burn. . undercover- magi: Walks up to newborn baby' haha virgin idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were 349, 492 notes 'at. I 5,3KG when i was born (11,6 pounds you muricans), so you could say that i was a cunt destroyer out the womb. this felt awful to type.
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undercover- magi:
Walks up to newborn baby'
haha ****** virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina
more recently than you were
349, 492 notes 'at
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User avatar #4 - tonkkax (04/30/2014) [+] (23 replies)
I 5,3KG when i was born (11,6 pounds you muricans), so you could say that i was a cunt destroyer out the womb.

this felt awful to type.
User avatar #8 - iluvmoney (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what if it's a baby girl ?
User avatar #12 to #8 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Do baby girls come out of the mouth or something?
#3 - perfectionx (04/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #15 - Ottovan (04/30/2014) [+] (17 replies)
THERE IS A %99 CHANCE YOUR PENIS TOUCHED THE WALLS OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA DURING BIRTH

I.E. YOUR MOTHER WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU'VE EVER HAD SEXUAL CONTACT WITH, SLEEP ON THAT.
User avatar #26 to #15 - levitatingscrotum (04/30/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, m8. I was born as c-section baby.
User avatar #1 - kingdork (04/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
first
User avatar #2 to #1 - chokinandtokin (04/29/2014) [-]
this isn't youtube
#29 - noobwilleat (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#32 - lastweek (04/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 - mrgoodlove (04/30/2014) [-]
How does a fetus get food? Womb service
#7 - adamks ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's not really a burn to be honest. Like, of course it was, it's newborn, what did you expect the person was doing before he walked up to the NEWborn baby? ******* a nurse?
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