Capitalism. Source: Tumblr. ate _ lord nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not tree pizza nothing I' m sorry, have you tried pizza-?
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ate _ lord
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not
tree pizza nothing
I' m sorry, have you tried pizza-?
yes and it doesn' t compare to owning halt the board and watching the light
die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your
friendship slowly deteriorate
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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#2 - creamNscream ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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My grandpa once didn't talk to me for a week because i beat him at monopoly.   
   
I was only 12.
My grandpa once didn't talk to me for a week because i beat him at monopoly.

I was only 12.
#28 - takaneuva (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #13 - manyourefugly (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Whenever I played monopoly I won (at school, at home, with friends, with family, even with strangers).
Till my little brother learned to play that is.
He beat me every time, the little butt rubbed it in my face the whole day every time.
Finally I had enough, I needed to win.
I studied all his strategies, based all my strategies around them.
Practiced, prepared, went through all the possible scenarios.
Then it was time.
I went up to him and whispered ...'Monopoly'.
He knew we all knew, this was the battle to settle all battles.
With the board in place, me as the ship and him as the shoe.
As we started my plan was falling into place.
Everything went perfectly.
Then out of nowhere he hit me with moves of solid ice.
Everything was chaos.
Then I had that horrible sinking feeling, and thought 'A good captain must go down with his ship'.
I lost everything except five dollars.
And thats when he said it.
'There's no room for you on this board."
...and then I lost. He can't beat me at a staring contest though.
User avatar #10 - mdmazing (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The monopolies I have played always ended up with someone getting angry, throwing the board of the table. Screaming at everyone and stuff.. Lot of drama. Play it drunk
#6 - worldofwarcraftdog (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
exact same feeling in mario party
#30 - thederion (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A fantastic day for capitalism!
#1 - playermod (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
While you capitalist pigs suffer through another game of regular monopoly, my friends and I will enjoy a game of best monopoly, forth by our glorious leader.
User avatar #45 - occamsrazor (07/24/2013) [-]
Keep your Monopoly, drunk D&D is where it's at.
User avatar #37 - stardustdragonlord (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When you have cable your cable goes out.
And when your cable goes out you get mad.
When you get mad you play a game to blow off steam
When you want to play a game your brother suggests monopoly
And when he suggests to play monopoly you say yes.
When you play monopoly you lose because your mother teamed up with your brother
And when you lose because your mother teamed up with your brother you get even more pissed
and when you get even more pissed you stab your brother in the dick with a fork.
And when you stab your brother in the dick you get sent to jail.
When you get sent to jail your old room mate carl makes love to your butt.
Don't get carl juices in your butt. Get direct Tv
#66 - curveball (07/24/2013) [-]
The great thing about Monopoly is that the lessons you learn in the game translate really well in real life.
#72 - macarenaoftime (07/24/2013) [-]
yfw you win monopoly
yfw you win monopoly
#67 - idntnoausername (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my friends and I used to play monopoly and whoever lost the most money and shit would stand on this rock in the middle of this small lake on my property and we would all shoot at him with paint ball guns and if he jumped off before we ran out then we would all give him a kick in the nuts....I think its safe to say we were pretty hardcore.
User avatar #57 - rieskimo (07/24/2013) [-]
I have never been a part of a game that has been won.

My family has owned a Monopoly board since before I was even born and every single game it came down to "fuck it, let's do something else".
#36 - devilmay (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
< What happened later
Motherfucker didn't have a license to build hotels over inhabited places... he broke the law, man
#38 - phudgepacker (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw i had the star wars monopoly version based on the phantom menace when i was a kid
#26 - jacebelmont (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anybody else?
#14 - asmathiel (07/24/2013) [-]
One day I totally smashed my ex while playing Monopoly.   
Well... We had some silent days but, damn, that was awesome.
One day I totally smashed my ex while playing Monopoly.
Well... We had some silent days but, damn, that was awesome.
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