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Canada Don't Give a Shit

does Canada have an army or
do they just , ' é. herds of
moose after their enemies
we dent infill?, Mt,', enemies because
we don' t stir up **** with other
countries like the rest of 'ltl]
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Submitted: 03/16/2014
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#5 - betars ONLINE (03/16/2014) [+] (25 replies)
"Don't have enemies"

>War of 1812
>WW1
>WW2
>Korean War
>Almost joined war in Iraq

I wish these kids can at least get their facts right.
#28 - tippidyt (03/17/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Don't think we forgot about Hans Island, you Canadian slut!
User avatar #29 to #28 - iamcanadian (03/17/2014) [-]
O rly.

Whats the worst weve done to the Danish?
Waved the flag too hard?
#57 - DmOnZ (03/17/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Our military has it's active and dormant stages. If there's a serious call to war we grow exponentially to an impressively large amount. For example, during WWII we entered with a relatively small force compared to other militaries. By the end (if I remember correctly) we had the third largest allied air force, third largest allied navy, and one of the most feared and successful ground forces. Pretty much, we get big when it counts, like a dick. A great big dick powered by maple syrup and universal healthcare.

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#32 - knightguy (03/17/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#36 to #32 - fareastbrainseer (03/17/2014) [-]
That's no reason to go out of your way to make enemies in stupid situations for bad reasons.
#44 - howtostrokeabook (03/17/2014) [+] (10 replies)
What's going on in this pic guise?
#46 to #44 - asftrooper ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Dude no. Stop it.
Dude no. Stop it.
#8 - mankey (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - CaptainCanada (03/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Had this lying around.
User avatar #73 - Conquistador ONLINE (03/17/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>Canada.
>Not involved in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and other major modern conflicts.
Pick one.
#27 - graknab (03/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Canada's army is ******* terrifying, easily one of the top 5 fighting forces on earth
#59 - insanemusicfreak (03/17/2014) [-]
Hooves fired, HOVES FIRED!!
User avatar #2 - elynichujy (03/16/2014) [-]
But isn't that stirring up **** about stirring up **** ?
#136 - helenwheels (03/17/2014) [-]
Okay, seriously.
Does anyone actually find Canada jokes funny?
"LAWL Canada iz cold!" 40,000+ THUMB

I just don't understand.
#65 - rowdeemunkee (03/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Army? we dont need no stinking army. Canadian special forces have the highest number of confirmed kills around the world. sorry about that
#131 - iluvonedirection (03/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I give up. Can you guys please just downvote me?
User avatar #132 to #131 - reginleif (03/17/2014) [-]
All you had to do was ask.
User avatar #19 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Liechtenstein doesn't have an army.
But once sent 80 men off to war with Italy. They came back with 81.
User avatar #4 - sicanoctum (03/16/2014) [-]
Wikipedia joint task force 2
#55 - pandawarlord (03/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#26 - include (03/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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