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#147 to #42 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #20 to #2 - weirdvintagegirl (07/28/2013) [-]
for the last time dexter it's omelette au fromage ok
#23 to #20 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
not necessarily. It could be an omelette shaped cheese.
User avatar #112 to #23 - WheresMyAccount (07/29/2013) [-]
wat? no
User avatar #29 to #23 - arreatface (07/28/2013) [-]
yea dude omelette du fromage in french would mean that the omelette belongs to the cheese... Nonsense ! its omelette au fromage (with cheese)
User avatar #155 to #29 - useroftheLOLZ (07/29/2013) [-]
Omelette of the cheese? That is the literal translation, where are you getting au from? Sure it's more correct, but thats part of the ******* joke
User avatar #211 to #155 - arreatface (07/29/2013) [-]
*part of the ******* joke*
well then, nothing to do here i throught that people just didnt get it.
#6 to #2 - playercz (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #6 - mcderper (07/28/2013) [-]
what show is this from?
#92 to #10 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Community, and I'm not sure why you're thumbed down for asking a sincere question.
#19 to #10 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
#16 to #10 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
boku no pico
#14 to #10 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
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