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#6 to #2 - playercz (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #6 - mcderper (07/28/2013) [-]
what show is this from?
#19 to #10 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
#92 to #10 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Community, and I'm not sure why you're thumbed down for asking a sincere question.
#14 to #10 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Community
#16 to #10 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
boku no pico
User avatar #20 to #2 - weirdvintagegirl (07/28/2013) [-]
for the last time dexter it's omelette au fromage ok
#23 to #20 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
not necessarily. It could be an omelette shaped cheese.
User avatar #29 to #23 - arreatface ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
yea dude omelette du fromage in french would mean that the omelette belongs to the cheese... Nonsense ! its omelette au fromage (with cheese)
User avatar #155 to #29 - useroftheLOLZ (07/29/2013) [-]
Omelette of the cheese? That is the literal translation, where are you getting au from? Sure it's more correct, but thats part of the ******* joke
User avatar #211 to #155 - arreatface ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
*part of the ******* joke*
well then, nothing to do here i throught that people just didnt get it.
User avatar #112 to #23 - WheresMyAccount (07/29/2013) [-]
wat? no
#147 to #42 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#21 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
#116 to #21 - falconxmard (07/29/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #579416 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **
The most recent enemy the French surrendered to
#120 to #116 - staticwolf (07/29/2013) [-]
**staticwolf rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at God Damn Biology Majors ** The exact thoughts of the French as they submitted to the invaders.
#139 to #120 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #117 to #116 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey bro, that building looks pretty menacing to me.
#169 to #117 - bogenauer (07/29/2013) [-]
It's just an Inn from Skyrim.
#12 - nooneofinterest (07/28/2013) [-]
As an Englishman I could find use for this
User avatar #15 to #12 - luquaz (07/28/2013) [-]
you might as well just type it out as a comment at that point
#57 to #15 - tenday (07/28/2013) [-]
i knew this would come in handy one day
#60 to #57 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
#200 to #60 - banging (07/29/2013) [-]
get dirty for me
#148 to #60 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#33 - crazyolitis (07/28/2013) [-]
Je ne parle pas francais. Je suis tellement Hardcore. j'aime google traducteur. Merde.
User avatar #62 to #33 - elgrind ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
On dit Google Traduction en français espèce de raclure de bidet. Je suppose que tu vas essayer de traduire mon message avec Google Traduction, tu vas probablement te retrouver avec un flot de conneries incompréhensibles. Mon message est pensé pour.
User avatar #142 to #62 - itrinx ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Vas-y niques ta race au pire.
User avatar #210 to #142 - elgrind ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Avec plaisir.
#93 to #62 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Pourquoi oui je utiliser le traducteur de Google.

But seriously, as a bilingual English / Spanish speaker, French sounds ******* awesome.
User avatar #114 to #33 - donkeypoop (07/29/2013) [-]
wee wee
User avatar #35 to #33 - createdjustnow ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
all i got from that was "i don't speak french. I used google translate"
User avatar #36 to #35 - crazyolitis (07/28/2013) [-]
I love google translate, is what I said. I got french for 3 years in school. **** was ******* hard.
User avatar #77 to #36 - erwtje ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
You said: ''I dont speak french, i am very hardcore, i love google translate, ******
I am dutch but want to learn french.
User avatar #78 to #77 - crazyolitis (07/28/2013) [-]
You are completely correct. Also: German language master race.
User avatar #37 to #36 - createdjustnow ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
i want to learn french. english only has one word for surrender
User avatar #38 to #37 - crazyolitis (07/28/2013) [-]
Surrerender, capitulate, giving up up, being a wimp, cowardice, admitting you're a pussy, dishonouring your famiry, bitching

Do I need to go on?
User avatar #39 to #38 - createdjustnow ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
nein
#53 to #33 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
OH HON HON HON!
#154 to #58 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#196 to #154 - wildemu (07/29/2013) [-]
Les Asiatiques peuvent lire nos pensées!!!


awww yiss canadian bilingualism
#55 - urghseventysix (07/28/2013) [-]
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#59 to #55 - unfitninjuh (07/28/2013) [-]
Attack on Titan humor outside of animemanga/titan-time
Attack on Titan humor outside of animemanga/titan-time
User avatar #67 - irsmrt (07/28/2013) [-]
C'est quoi ce bordel que tu viens de dire sur moi putain, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous le savez j'ai obtenu mon diplôme haut de ma classe dans les Navy Seals, et j'ai participé à de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et j'ai plus de 300 victoires confirmées. Je suis formé dans gorillawarfare et je suis en haut sniper dans l'ensemble des forces armées américaines. Tu n'es rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyer la merde avec précision les goûts de ce qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur ​​cette Terre, marquez mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez se permettre de dire que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Alors que nous parlons, je suis avec mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les USA et votre adresse IP est suivi par un moment afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique que vous appelez votre vie. T'es mort, gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux vous tuer dans plus de sept cent façons, et c'est seulement avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis une formation approfondie en combat à mains nues, mais j'ai accès à tout l'arsenal de l'United States Marine Corps et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer ton cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez savoir ce impie rétribution votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point d'attirer sur vous, peut-être que vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouvez pas, vous n'avez pas, et maintenant vous êtes en payer le prix, idiot foutu. Je vais merde fureur sur vous et vous noyer dedans. T'es mort, gamin.
User avatar #73 to #67 - strelokkk (07/28/2013) [-]
I speak French and this translation sound ridiculous ! (But I still laughed)
#81 to #67 - gorden (07/28/2013) [-]
heres no war , u dont have to give up
#83 to #67 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Est-ce que tu as traduis toi-même tout ça?
User avatar #86 to #67 - randomserb (07/28/2013) [-]
>Tu n'es rien pour moi
I cry.
User avatar #119 to #67 - Spongekid (07/29/2013) [-]
Calme toi mon grand la.
#131 to #67 - creepyunclebob (07/29/2013) [-]
baguette le bonjour baguette je suis baguette.
User avatar #76 to #67 - cossackwhoop (07/28/2013) [-]
If only I was Canadian.
#173 to #67 - sionxan (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIATIQUES PEUT EFFECTIVEMENT LIRE DANS LES PENSéES!!!!
Ils peuvent entendre et voir ce que vous penser visuellement. Telle est la vérité absolue complet!!

Asiatiques cachent leur esprit capacités de lecture par un grand nombre d'entre eux présentant des faces complètement inexpressifs afin qu'ils ne montrent pas accidentellement expressions faciales lorsque les gens pensent des choses qu'ils n'aiment pas, trouver drôle, étonnante, etc, et les Asiatiques séparer si leur pas aussi sensibles pour que cela se produise.
Séparer les Asiatiques aussi, et sont untalkative pour éviter accidentellement dire des choses qui sont semblables à ce que les gens pensent et allez dire.

Essayez de penser et imaginer visuellement choses qui sont aussi sauvage que vous pouvez quand vous êtes autour d'Asiatiques, et de chercher des Asiatiques qui donnent aux gens l'air sale / particulier pour ce qui semble être complètement pour aucune raison.

S'IL VOUS PLAÎT FAITES PASSER LE MESSAGE!! LE MONDE DOIT SAVIOR!!!
#34 - itsbendingtime (07/28/2013) [-]
The Queen sums up Britain's thoughts on France.
User avatar #43 to #34 - Loppytaffy (07/28/2013) [-]
More specifically England.
Scotland kinda (historically) loves France; Mary Queen of Scots is proof of that.
User avatar #56 to #43 - finblob (07/28/2013) [-]
French people smell nice. We went to Normandy on a school trip and they all smelled really good. Like, bagels.... and the Hot Chocolate was free and it tasted amazing.
User avatar #192 to #56 - jinxbomb (07/29/2013) [-]
i've been to normady on a school trip too, it's true what you say some of them smell nice, but that don't help the fact that they are still rude as ****
User avatar #206 to #56 - Loppytaffy (07/29/2013) [-]
Germans are the best, imho; they nice people and don't mince their words, so you know they're honest, too.
User avatar #209 to #206 - finblob (07/29/2013) [-]
I have always wanted to go to Germany. I'm not much of a travel person but Germany and Finland are where I really want to go.
User avatar #212 to #209 - Loppytaffy (07/29/2013) [-]
I want to be in Denmark next year for Eurovision
User avatar #213 to #212 - finblob (07/29/2013) [-]
My family and me love Eurovision, we throw a party and invite the neighboors up. It's amazing.
#104 - teranin ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
damn dirty french
damn dirty french
#178 to #174 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #143 to #91 - whiteoverblue (07/29/2013) [-]
"Omelette of the Cheese"
#50 - foaly (07/28/2013) [-]
#85 to #71 - randomserb (07/28/2013) [-]
It’s a freaking joke.
#177 to #176 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #193 to #176 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
i imagine a mexican cat
El Miao !
#115 - zafara (07/29/2013) [-]
This scene is all I could think of......
#52 - incest (07/28/2013) [-]
Omelette du fromage
Omelette du fromage
User avatar #75 to #52 - mrnotsosafeforwork (07/28/2013) [-]
Omelette Du fromage
she wants the D
#94 to #75 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
LEL!!!! XDDDD
#44 - Loppytaffy (07/28/2013) [-]
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#151 to #44 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Of course there is Hetalia...what should I expect.
#207 to #151 - Loppytaffy (07/29/2013) [-]
It makes learning fun.

Before Hetalia I thought that Prussia was still and country and was part of Russia.
And I could only name about three Empires, while now I can name 20.
I didn't know Sweden colonised America before Britain.
It never occured to me to wonder why Spain and Italy are so alike. Like "caro" in Italian meaning dear, and in Spanish meaning "expensive", so in Southern Italian it means someone you treaure.
I didn't know a lot of stuff, and I didn't care. But now I do.
#205 to #44 - mogex (07/29/2013) [-]
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