Blonde Jokes

He's clearly not blond in that picture.

but he liked blond people more than anything

I don't know, he REALLY liked drugs.

OHH i'm so sorry, i can't hear you over my MASTER race !

Says the guy with the recessive gene

Alright fuck it I've been sitting here for 10 minutes. I think it's an oral sex joke but I have no idea someone help me

He tried to fuck her. Got it in a hole, but it's none of the correct ones.

Can you even bruise your stomach?

Yes.

It smells like desperation, deodorant and hookers.

That's why we always find gas stations.

men, we make good time. no time for stop or speed limits.

your gif made me happy. that game looks to be one of ubisofts good games

i really hope watch dogs lives up to the hype, and Ac 4 is better than Ac 3 otherwise. megatron don't do this

Settle down there Skrillex.

dat text

I woke up and bam, I had it, what's it mean?

it means you're freaking amazing

Can you elaborate please?

There would have been a rant if it insulted females. Just saying.

Hi, my name is snwodivaD, Mitt Romney won the election and Germany won WWI and WWII.

Unlike radical feminists men understand jokes

Because, this is pretty clever.

Check for the glimmer.

It's actually a miracle

I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying

"Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either."

from first comment

and im proven wrong.
you really expect me to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, whats wrong with you

Yes. That was my joke and I worked very hard on it.
Cunt.
I'm just kidding I didn't work on it at all.
We should have sex now.

Just so smooth

in german, all these jokes are gender-specified to be female blondes as well

uhh, i don't think this person knows that blonde jokes typically assume the blonde in question is female

*intelligence

I'm swedish. I won't get rarely used words right.

Nope, I just have a hard time finding people worthy of being called it.

Yeah I know how to spell Dye, with that I just had a derp moment.

No, but it should be.

seriously why the fuck do people make a .GIF and add a harsh colour correction and yellow fucking text, and then someone times you get that plus checkers in the back ground, go back to tumboner you fucking annoying CUNT


yes im mad

I didn't make the gif, I just found it.

I believe it's Sansa

looks like sansa

Fuck Sansa -_______-'' should be someone more awesome than her. I wish she was at the red wedding.

Cut her some slack, man, she's been through a lot of shit.

They all have, she's the only one who walked face first into it though.

exactly she was stupid enough to want to marry jeoffery she WANTED to be there it was her choice kinda,