Blonde Jokes. . BEES lai_ Purim: grrimm why are (luis so shed? so men can remember them this teem; an unexpected turn Not if you just asked tor directions.. Real men don't need directions. We can smell civilization miles away.
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Blonde Jokes

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Submitted: 07/05/2013
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#7 - geometric (07/06/2013) [-]
Real men don't need directions. We can smell civilization miles away.
Real men don't need directions.

We can smell civilization miles away.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - lolwatthe (07/06/2013) [-]
It smells like desperation, deodorant and ******* .
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#9 to #8 - geometric (07/06/2013) [-]
That's why we always find gas stations.
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#48 to #7 - estonianpride **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#35 to #7 - bummerdrummer (07/06/2013) [-]
men, we make good time. no time for stop or speed limits.
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#31 to #7 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
Real men just use instinct.
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User avatar #10 to #7 - dogziller (07/06/2013) [-]
your gif made me happy. that game looks to be one of ubisofts good games
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#34 to #10 - dogziller (07/06/2013) [-]
i really hope watch dogs lives up to the hype, and Ac 4 is better than Ac 3 otherwise. megatron don't do this
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#33 to #10 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
It is and so far it looks like EA with its NFS: Rivals can go **** themselves in comparsion to ubi's the crew.
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#29 - Kairyuka (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
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User avatar #16 - RlCK (07/06/2013) [-]
Men do not get lost..we just discover alternate destinations
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#25 to #16 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, but what about- Naaaahhhggggg..........UMF UMF........UUUUUUUMF...........wakakakakakakaklakakakalakakalakakala........LAAR RRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF.....EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE.
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User avatar #11 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2013) [-]
How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.
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#19 - welfarekid ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I have my pride, I don't need ******* directions.
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#51 to #19 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
You sound just like my father and the consequent annoying driving in circles through villages and cities, just because asking directions is "dumb".
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User avatar #20 to #19 - theawesomeguy (07/06/2013) [-]
dat text
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#69 to #20 - welfarekid ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I woke up and bam, I had it, what's it mean?
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User avatar #70 to #69 - theawesomeguy (07/06/2013) [-]
it means you're freaking amazing
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#71 to #70 - welfarekid ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Can you elaborate please?
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#24 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
Did funnyjunk just thumb up a post that lightheartedly poked fun at males, and noone started an anti-feminist rant? Either this is an alternate dimension or I'm really proud of you guys.
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User avatar #28 to #24 - uzbekistan (07/06/2013) [-]
There would have been a rant if it insulted females. Just saying.
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User avatar #50 to #24 - Davidowns (07/06/2013) [-]
Hi, my name is snwodivaD, Mitt Romney won the election and Germany won WWI and WWII.
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User avatar #52 to #24 - mads ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Unlike radical feminists men understand jokes
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User avatar #65 to #24 - faridahmalik (07/06/2013) [-]
Check for the glimmer.
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User avatar #45 to #24 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
It's actually a miracle
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User avatar #62 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
What's it called when a blonde dies her hair black?

Borrowed intelegence.
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User avatar #63 to #62 - kaiizel (07/06/2013) [-]
*intelligence
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User avatar #64 to #63 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm swedish. I won't get rarely used words right.
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#66 to #64 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
It's only barely used when in reference to you.
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User avatar #68 to #66 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I just have a hard time finding people worthy of being called it.
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#77 to #62 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
What is* Dyes* And as Kaiizel said, Intelligence*
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User avatar #78 to #77 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know how to spell Dye, with that I just had a derp moment.
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User avatar #26 - rondezvous (07/06/2013) [-]
Real men don't ask for directions, they inquire to ascertain the route most efficient between the initial position and the desired position, relative to the direction of the vector of the initial velocity in the frame of reference of the surface of the Earth, neglecting air resistance and, if possible, intersecting with a food sales establishment along the path of least resistance.
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User avatar #12 - redrex (07/06/2013) [-]
uhh, i don't think that person knows that blonde hair is not gender specific
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User avatar #15 to #12 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]
I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying
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User avatar #17 to #15 - redrex (07/06/2013) [-]
"Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either."

from first comment
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User avatar #18 to #17 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]
and im proven wrong.
you really expect me to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, whats wrong with you
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User avatar #49 to #15 - davvi (07/06/2013) [-]
in german, all these jokes are gender-specified to be female blondes as well
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#14 to #12 - kingpongthedon (07/06/2013) [-]
uhh, i don't think this person knows that blonde jokes typically ****** the blonde in question is female
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User avatar #2 - spyter (07/05/2013) [-]
is that ygritt on the iron throne?
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#6 to #2 - esmebuffay (07/06/2013) [-]
No, but it should be.
No, but it should be.
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User avatar #23 to #6 - noahnicholson ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
seriously why the **** do people make a .GIF and add a harsh colour correction and yellow ******* text, and then someone times you get that plus checkers in the back ground, go back to tumboner you ******* annoying ****


yes im mad
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#72 to #23 - esmebuffay (07/07/2013) [-]
I didn't make the gif, I just found it.
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User avatar #5 to #2 - asterael (07/06/2013) [-]
I believe it's Sansa
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User avatar #3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude (07/05/2013) [-]
looks like sansa
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User avatar #4 to #3 - spyter (07/05/2013) [-]
**** Sansa -_______-'' should be someone more awesome than her. I wish she was at the red wedding.
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User avatar #22 to #4 - Endofzeeworld (07/06/2013) [-]
Cut her some slack, man, she's been through a lot of **** .
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#30 to #22 - jazzyietheferret (07/06/2013) [-]
They all have, she's the only one who walked face first into it though.
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User avatar #74 to #30 - spyter (07/08/2013) [-]
exactly she was stupid enough to want to marry jeoffery she WANTED to be there it was her choice kinda,
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#46 to #30 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
Shes still alive though so shes doing something right
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#56 - cuppycakechick (07/06/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
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#80 - 2scared2login (07/17/2013) [-]
is it just me or are all the people who wrote on that post women
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#73 - iftheshoefits (07/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#53 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
there are no blonde jokes...it is all true!
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#13 - 2scared2login (07/06/2013) [-]
Never ask for directions!!!
 
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