Blonde Jokes

#1 - heartlessrobot

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either.

#54 to #1 - niggastolemyname

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Can you even bruise your stomach?

#55 to #54 - heartlessrobot

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Yes.

#75 to #1 - itzmob

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(07/11/2013) [-]

Alright **** it I've been sitting here for 10 minutes. I think it's an oral sex joke but I have no idea someone help me

#76 to #75 - heartlessrobot

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(07/11/2013) [-]

He tried to **** her. Got it in a hole, but it's none of the correct ones.

#21 to #1 - steelcrasher

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(07/06/2013) [-]

OHH i'm so sorry, i can't hear you over my MASTER race !

#27 to #21 - lyestcer

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Says the guy with the recessive gene

#47 to #27 - anon id: ae0a398c

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Recessive makes a pretty great master race. Less people to express the quality.

Regards, a guy with hair colored like mud road, as my sister describes it.

#67 to #47 - anon id: 75ec571d

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Less of something doesn't mean it's of higher quality.

#32 to #1 - niggernazi

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#36 to #32 - heartlessrobot

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(07/06/2013) [-]

He's clearly not blond in that picture.

#37 to #36 - niggernazi

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(07/06/2013) [-]

but he liked blond people more than anything

#38 to #37 - heartlessrobot

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I don't know, he REALLY liked drugs.

#79 to #38 - anon id: 7c5a3d36

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(07/13/2013) [-]

His addiction to methamphetamines helped win the war.

#7 - geometric

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Real men don't need directions.

We can smell civilization miles away.

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#10 to #7 - dogziller

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(07/06/2013) [-]

your gif made me happy. that game looks to be one of ubisofts good games

#34 to #10 - dogziller

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(07/06/2013) [-]

i really hope watch dogs lives up to the hype, and Ac 4 is better than Ac 3 otherwise. megatron don't do this

#33 to #10 - anon id: 91711bb8

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(07/06/2013) [-]

It is and so far it looks like EA with its NFS: Rivals can go **** themselves in comparsion to ubi's the crew.

#31 to #7 - anon id: a3229644

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Real men just use instinct.

#35 to #7 - bummerdrummer

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(07/06/2013) [-]

men, we make good time. no time for stop or speed limits.

#8 to #7 - lolwatthe

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(07/06/2013) [-]

It smells like desperation, deodorant and hookers.

#9 to #8 - geometric

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(07/06/2013) [-]

That's why we always find gas stations.

#16 - RlCK

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Men do not get lost..we just discover alternate destinations

#25 to #16 - anon id: 03c935cf

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Yeah, but what about- Naaaahhhggggg..........UMF UMF........UUUUUUUMF...........wakakakakakakaklakakakalakakalakakala........LAAR RRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF.....EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE.

#40 to #25 - heartlessrobot

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Settle down there Skrillex.

#19 - welfarekid

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I have my pride, I don't need ******* directions.

#20 to #19 - theawesomeguy

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(07/06/2013) [-]

dat text

#69 to #20 - welfarekid

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I woke up and bam, I had it, what's it mean?

#70 to #69 - theawesomeguy

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(07/06/2013) [-]

it means you're freaking amazing

#71 to #70 - welfarekid

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Can you elaborate please?

#51 to #19 - anon id: 2428fca3

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(07/06/2013) [-]

You sound just like my father and the consequent annoying driving in circles through villages and cities, just because asking directions is "dumb".

#29 - Kairyuka

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!

#11 - awesomenessdefined

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(07/06/2013) [-]

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

#12 - redrex

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(07/06/2013) [-]

uhh, i don't think that person knows that blonde hair is not gender specific

#14 to #12 - kingpongthedon

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(07/06/2013) [-]

uhh, i don't think this person knows that blonde jokes typically assume the blonde in question is female

#15 to #12 - WtfStrawberries

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying

#17 to #15 - redrex

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(07/06/2013) [-]

"Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either."

from first comment

#18 to #17 - WtfStrawberries

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(07/06/2013) [-]

and im proven wrong.
you really expect me to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, whats wrong with you

#41 to #18 - heartlessrobot

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Yes. That was my joke and I worked very hard on it.
Cunt.
I'm just kidding I didn't work on it at all.
We should have sex now.

#42 to #41 - WtfStrawberries

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Just so smooth

#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot

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#44 to #43 - WtfStrawberries

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#49 to #15 - davvi

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(07/06/2013) [-]

in german, all these jokes are gender-specified to be female blondes as well

#24 - anon id: c0984f1e

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Did funnyjunk just thumb up a post that lightheartedly poked fun at males, and noone started an anti-feminist rant? Either this is an alternate dimension or I'm really proud of you guys.

#45 to #24 - bigmanfifty

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(07/06/2013) [-]

It's actually a miracle

#65 to #24 - faridahmalik

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Check for the glimmer.

#39 to #24 - heartlessrobot

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Because, this is pretty clever.

#52 to #24 - mads

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Unlike radical feminists men understand jokes

#50 to #24 - Davidowns

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Hi, my name is snwodivaD, Mitt Romney won the election and Germany won WWI and WWII.

#28 to #24 - uzbekistan

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(07/06/2013) [-]

There would have been a rant if it insulted females. Just saying.

#62 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(07/06/2013) [-]

What's it called when a blonde dies her hair black?

Borrowed intelegence.

#77 to #62 - anon id: 5580db80

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(07/13/2013) [-]

What is* Dyes* And as Kaiizel said, Intelligence*

#78 to #77 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Yeah I know how to spell Dye, with that I just had a derp moment.

#63 to #62 - kaiizel

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(07/06/2013) [-]

*intelligence

#64 to #63 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I'm swedish. I won't get rarely used words right.

#66 to #64 - anon id: cbb85866

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(07/06/2013) [-]

It's only barely used when in reference to you.

#68 to #66 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Nope, I just have a hard time finding people worthy of being called it.

#2 - spyter

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(07/05/2013) [-]

is that ygritt on the iron throne?

#3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude

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(07/05/2013) [-]

looks like sansa

#4 to #3 - spyter

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(07/05/2013) [-]

**** Sansa -_______-'' should be someone more awesome than her. I wish she was at the red wedding.

#22 to #4 - Endofzeeworld

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Cut her some slack, man, she's been through a lot of ****.

#30 to #22 - jazzyietheferret

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(07/06/2013) [-]

They all have, she's the only one who walked face first into it though.

#74 to #30 - spyter

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(07/08/2013) [-]

exactly she was stupid enough to want to marry jeoffery she WANTED to be there it was her choice kinda,

#46 to #30 - anon id: a7c546d1

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Shes still alive though so shes doing something right

#5 to #2 - asterael

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I believe it's Sansa

#6 to #2 - esmebuffay

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(07/06/2013) [-]

No, but it should be.

#23 to #6 - noahnicholson

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(07/06/2013) [-]

seriously why the **** do people make a .GIF and add a harsh colour correction and yellow ******* text, and then someone times you get that plus checkers in the back ground, go back to tumboner you ******* annoying CUNT

yes im mad

#72 to #23 - esmebuffay

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(07/07/2013) [-]

I didn't make the gif, I just found it.