Blonde Jokes

Recessive makes a pretty great master race. Less people to express the quality.

Regards, a guy with hair colored like mud road, as my sister describes it.

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#67 to #47 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

Less of something doesn't mean it's of higher quality.

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#75 to #1 - itzmob (07/11/2013) [-]

Alright **** it I've been sitting here for 10 minutes. I think it's an oral sex joke but I have no idea someone help me

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#76 to #75 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2013) [-]

He tried to **** her. Got it in a hole, but it's none of the correct ones.

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#54 to #1 - niggastolemyname (07/06/2013) [-]

Can you even bruise your stomach?

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#55 to #54 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]

Yes.

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#7 - geometric (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)

Real men don't need directions.

We can smell civilization miles away.

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#8 to #7 - lolwatthe (07/06/2013) [-]

It smells like desperation, deodorant and ******* .

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#9 to #8 - geometric (07/06/2013) [-]

That's why we always find gas stations.

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#35 to #7 - bummerdrummer ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]

men, we make good time. no time for stop or speed limits.

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#31 to #7 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

Real men just use instinct.

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#10 to #7 - dogziller (07/06/2013) [-]

your gif made me happy. that game looks to be one of ubisofts good games

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#34 to #10 - dogziller (07/06/2013) [-]

i really hope watch dogs lives up to the hype, and Ac 4 is better than Ac 3 otherwise. megatron don't do this

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#33 to #10 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

It is and so far it looks like EA with its NFS: Rivals can go **** themselves in comparsion to ubi's the crew.

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#16 - RlCK (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Men do not get lost..we just discover alternate destinations

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#25 to #16 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

Yeah, but what about- Naaaahhhggggg..........UMF UMF........UUUUUUUMF...........wakakakakakakaklakakakalakakalakakala........LAAR RRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF.....EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE.

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#40 to #25 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]

Settle down there Skrillex.

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#19 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)

I have my pride, I don't need ******* directions.

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#51 to #19 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

You sound just like my father and the consequent annoying driving in circles through villages and cities, just because asking directions is "dumb".

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#20 to #19 - theawesomeguy (07/06/2013) [-]

dat text

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#69 to #20 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [-]

I woke up and bam, I had it, what's it mean?

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#70 to #69 - theawesomeguy (07/06/2013) [-]

it means you're freaking amazing

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#71 to #70 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [-]

Can you elaborate please?

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#24 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)

Did funnyjunk just thumb up a post that lightheartedly poked fun at males, and noone started an anti-feminist rant? Either this is an alternate dimension or I'm really proud of you guys.

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#28 to #24 - uzbekistan (07/06/2013) [-]

There would have been a rant if it insulted females. Just saying.

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#50 to #24 - Davidowns (07/06/2013) [-]

Hi, my name is snwodivaD, Mitt Romney won the election and Germany won WWI and WWII.

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#52 to #24 - mads (07/06/2013) [-]

Unlike radical feminists men understand jokes

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#39 to #24 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]

Because, this is pretty clever.

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#65 to #24 - faridahmalik (07/06/2013) [-]

Check for the glimmer.

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#45 to #24 - bigmanfifty (07/06/2013) [-]

It's actually a miracle

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#29 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]

I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!

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#11 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2013) [-]

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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#26 - rondezvous (07/06/2013) [-]

Real men don't ask for directions, they inquire to ascertain the route most efficient between the initial position and the desired position, relative to the direction of the vector of the initial velocity in the frame of reference of the surface of the Earth, neglecting air resistance and, if possible, intersecting with a food sales establishment along the path of least resistance.

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#12 - redrex (07/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)

uhh, i don't think that person knows that blonde hair is not gender specific

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#15 to #12 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]

I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying

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#17 to #15 - redrex (07/06/2013) [-]

"Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either."

from first comment

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#18 to #17 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]

and im proven wrong.
you really expect me to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, whats wrong with you

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#41 to #18 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]

Yes. That was my joke and I worked very hard on it.
**** .
I'm just kidding I didn't work on it at all.
We should have sex now.

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#42 to #41 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]

Just so smooth

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#49 to #15 - davvi (07/06/2013) [-]

in german, all these jokes are gender-specified to be female blondes as well

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#14 to #12 - kingpongthedon (07/06/2013) [-]

uhh, i don't think this person knows that blonde jokes typically assume the blonde in question is female

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#62 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)

What's it called when a blonde dies her hair black?

Borrowed intelegence.

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#63 to #62 - kaiizel (07/06/2013) [-]

*intelligence

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#64 to #63 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [-]

I'm swedish. I won't get rarely used words right.

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#66 to #64 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

It's only barely used when in reference to you.

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#68 to #66 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [-]

Nope, I just have a hard time finding people worthy of being called it.

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#77 to #62 - anonymous poster (07/13/2013) [-]

What is* Dyes* And as Kaiizel said, Intelligence*

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#78 to #77 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/13/2013) [-]

Yeah I know how to spell Dye, with that I just had a derp moment.

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#2 - spyter (07/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)

is that ygritt on the iron throne?

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#6 to #2 - esmebuffay ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]

No, but it should be.

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#23 to #6 - noahnicholson (07/06/2013) [-]

seriously why the **** do people make a .GIF and add a harsh colour correction and yellow ******* text, and then someone times you get that plus checkers in the back ground, go back to tumboner you ******* annoying ****

yes im mad

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#72 to #23 - esmebuffay ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]

I didn't make the gif, I just found it.

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#5 to #2 - asterael (07/06/2013) [-]

I believe it's Sansa

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#3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]

looks like sansa

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#4 to #3 - spyter (07/05/2013) [-]

**** Sansa -_______-'' should be someone more awesome than her. I wish she was at the red wedding.

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#22 to #4 - Endofzeeworld (07/06/2013) [-]

Cut her some slack, man, she's been through a lot of **** .

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#30 to #22 - jazzyietheferret (07/06/2013) [-]

They all have, she's the only one who walked face first into it though.

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#74 to #30 - spyter (07/08/2013) [-]

exactly she was stupid enough to want to marry jeoffery she WANTED to be there it was her choice kinda,

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#46 to #30 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

Shes still alive though so shes doing something right

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#56 - cuppycakechick (07/06/2013) [-]

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

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#80 - anonymous poster (07/17/2013) [-]

is it just me or are all the people who wrote on that post women

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#73 - iftheshoefits (07/08/2013) [-]

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#53 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

there are no blonde jokes...it is all true!

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#13 - anonymous poster (07/06/2013) [-]

Never ask for directions!!!

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