Aye Aye Captain. . itsself h DU TI my knows how to sail and stuff as we were going to tuck on a heat as when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started maki
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Aye Aye Captain

itsself h DU TI
my knows how to sail and stuff as we were going to tuck on a heat as
when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty
intensely and i kissed his neck and Karlotte as whispered "aye aye
captain" and he said "i can' t hear you" as i said it again and then he
******* went "" and started singing the *******
Spongebob theme slang i wanted to kill him
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#1 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [+] (25 replies)
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Are ya ready kids?
#12 - samoaspider (06/11/2014) [+] (23 replies)
"sail and stuff"   
"			****		 on a boat"   
   
   
stay classy tumblr whores, stay classy.
"sail and stuff"
" **** on a boat"


stay classy tumblr whores, stay classy.
User avatar #23 - MrJakkadakka (06/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
She set herself right up for that one... it's hardly his fault.
#16 - jaymeelu (06/11/2014) [+] (34 replies)
Okay, it's bad enough when guys get too comfortable always talking about their sex lifes, but something about girls doing it too is just.. Really 			*******		 gross to me.
Okay, it's bad enough when guys get too comfortable always talking about their sex lifes, but something about girls doing it too is just.. Really ******* gross to me.
#19 to #16 - mastercolossus (06/11/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**   
doesnt matter, had snu-snu.
**mastercolossus rolled image**
doesnt matter, had snu-snu.
#17 - grimmwaters (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
At least her boyfriend has a nice port to drop anchor.
#8 - pfccross ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
#66 - doctorprofessornv (06/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
HFW
HFW
#107 - damitfel (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#117 - mathmanchris ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Oooo0000ooooh   
Who died in an oil spill because of BP?   
   
xD
Oooo0000ooooh
Who died in an oil spill because of BP?

xD
#121 - chiefmanybowls (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#94 - trapt (06/11/2014) [-]
hfw
#149 - plumpcorn (06/11/2014) [-]
Aye, aye, Captain! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!
#97 - onkii (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
hey lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear
User avatar #80 - catburglarpenis (06/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I get that this is hilarious and all but... I'm super serious in bed. I really don't get trying to make jokes in the sack. I know it's not like she's gonna stop you or whatever but I'm trying to get laid here. I wanna blow my load/show my affection or whatever, not make jokes only I'll laugh at until someone posts a story about it on the Internet.
#108 to #80 - llamagaga (06/11/2014) [-]
I like how you smushed blow my load and show my affection into the same context
#35 - poutinesalad (06/11/2014) [-]
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#18 - leprecono (06/11/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but i laughed for like 5 minutes at this. I mean proper, like a retarded seal, laugh
I don't know why, but i laughed for like 5 minutes at this. I mean proper, like a retarded seal, laugh
#37 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
As weird as it sounds, does anyone else think it should be spelled OHHHHHHHHH instead of OOOOOOOH? (this bothers me more than it should..)
User avatar #67 to #37 - traks (06/11/2014) [-]
Youre right, Ohh and Ooh are two different sounds
#51 - SimpleSimpleton (06/11/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Plot twist, it was 2 dudes.
As a gay man, this is how I think
User avatar #52 - therealfishyxander (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
saw it coming from miles away
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