Australia. feels as if it was a whole other world. streetlights: in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then yo
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Australia. feels as if it was a whole other world. streetlights: in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then yo

feels as if it was a whole other world

streetlights:
in australia if a girl goes to
the bathroom and comes
back with a seemingly
random fact then you know
exactly what time of the
month it is
YOU GUYS HAVE
******* FUN FACTS
PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS
OR SOMETHING
they' re on pad
...
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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#8 - fadetometallica (08/10/2013) [-]
Can you imagine how frustrating that would be?   
You take your girl out to a fancy restaurant, basically expecting to get laid. She goes to the bathroom, comes back later and says "did you know that ants always fall over on their left side when they're intoxicated?"   
And then you're just like
Can you imagine how frustrating that would be?
You take your girl out to a fancy restaurant, basically expecting to get laid. She goes to the bathroom, comes back later and says "did you know that ants always fall over on their left side when they're intoxicated?"
And then you're just like
User avatar #9 - Charizard (08/10/2013) [-]
What the fell is a foetus?
#12 to #9 - lolfire (08/10/2013) [-]
An unborn baby.
An unborn baby.
User avatar #13 to #12 - fanfiction (08/10/2013) [-]
Chances are he's only used to seeing it spelled "fetus"
User avatar #15 - myaccountisnew (08/10/2013) [-]
I actually learned a bit about the King of Hearts and his lack of mustache earlier. Apparently this was back when the cards were made with an ink press, and the mustache was actually chiseled off on accident while creating the press, and they didn't feel like redoing it. Now it's tradition.
User avatar #6 - brrigg (08/09/2013) [-]
so do aussie chicks ever just come back like " fun fact, i'm on my period, and if you give me **** right now, i'll cut you, then ********* your corpse" because that seems like something they'd do.
#10 to #6 - nyeeeh (08/10/2013) [-]
Aussie girls don't have to
the spiders do for them
User avatar #7 to #6 - wardylocks (08/10/2013) [-]
I can't say I ever have, to be quite honest.
User avatar #5 - wellimnotsure (08/09/2013) [-]
I like Australian girls
#4 - jebuus (08/09/2013) [-]
Well they have them on roll up papers for your post sex smoke
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