Allergies. . ora: Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap humans leg in halt and they can recover but if you eat this peanut in {lead. People with allergies fw
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Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap humans leg in halt and they
can recover but if you eat this peanut in {lead
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Submitted: 01/05/2014
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#1 - itsnotbutter **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
People with allergies fw
#3 - include (01/05/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I have no allergies.
I have no allergies.
#10 - rockergamer ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (19 replies)
>allergic to dogs and cats   
>pollen hates my guts   
>can't eat coconut yo   
>parent's face when I need medication
>allergic to dogs and cats
>pollen hates my guts
>can't eat coconut yo
>parent's face when I need medication
User avatar #26 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Allergies are really stupid if you think about it. An allergic reaction is your body tricking itself into thinking there is a dangerous intruder which makes it kill itself to save itself. It's like your body going full retard.
#91 - kristovsky (01/06/2014) [-]
0 allergies master race
0 allergies master race
#29 - funnyjunkelite (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
allergic to wool
allergic to wool
#43 - meierme ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
allergic to certain metals, not that bad. i cant use antiperspirant or wear any low quality jewelry but other than that i think that's my only allergy... oh yeah and bullets, one shot of that stuff is potentially deadly
allergic to certain metals, not that bad. i cant use antiperspirant or wear any low quality jewelry but other than that i think that's my only allergy... oh yeah and bullets, one shot of that stuff is potentially deadly
User avatar #20 - udungoofedup (01/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
A lot of allergies are caused by over-protective parents keeping their child away from potential "dangers" by dettol-ing the **** out of everything.
#27 to #20 - adr (01/06/2014) [-]
I had a feeling it was secretly my parents making my throat swell that time I ate a peanut butter cookie, the bastards.
#106 - firesky (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have 2 allergies:

1. Chocolate. I have to sneeze after eating it, the more cacoa the worse. I eat it nevertheless, tough.
2. Fluorine. I was given pills containing it for my teeth when I was growing teeth as a kid before my parents knew I had that allegy. My fingers went thicker than my dick is today.
#108 to #106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2014) [-]
thats not very thick
thats not very thick
#123 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
Or you can get allergies from cute fluffy animals that wish you would spend the entire day playing with them.
Or you can get allergies from cute fluffy animals that wish you would spend the entire day playing with them.
#64 - hotpost (01/06/2014) [-]
Poison was always more efficient than beating
#63 - crazyitalian (01/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I've had pollen allergies since i was 5, used to be the usual symptoms and such, the stuffy nose, and red swollen eyes etc. this 						****					 was annoying enough, but it slowly progressed to the point where eating any fruit with a similar protien makeup triggers a reaction, now i can't eat apples, pears, and a bunch of other delicious fruits anymore.   
   
-MFW when i can't eat apples    
   
   
   
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I've had pollen allergies since i was 5, used to be the usual symptoms and such, the stuffy nose, and red swollen eyes etc. this **** was annoying enough, but it slowly progressed to the point where eating any fruit with a similar protien makeup triggers a reaction, now i can't eat apples, pears, and a bunch of other delicious fruits anymore.

-MFW when i can't eat apples



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#130 - thesinful (01/06/2014) [-]
< mfw I'm allergic to silver
#146 - RonniesCookieLove (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm allergic to the herb mint. And anything that has mint extracts. When I was about 3 my mom gave me a candy cane on christmas and I went into full blown allergic shock.

Inb4 "how do you brush your teeth?" "how do you not chew gum?" and any other "how do you... " questions.


mfw people in my family offer me mint infused items every holiday.
#110 - buddyxl (01/06/2014) [-]
No allergy master race
#142 - dehumanizer ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
>post a cut out screenshot from tumbl
1200 + thumbs and 140 + comments
>just copy the text and post it as "FJ OC"
20 thumbs and 100 views

FJ logic
#103 - stutterguy (01/06/2014) [-]
When I was about 14 I slept around my friends house and they thought it would be funny to take pictures of me with bananas on my face, purely because they thought it looked gay.   
   
I woke up with a rash all over my face that has left a couple of small scars. They didn't realize that I'm allergic to bananas.
When I was about 14 I slept around my friends house and they thought it would be funny to take pictures of me with bananas on my face, purely because they thought it looked gay.

I woke up with a rash all over my face that has left a couple of small scars. They didn't realize that I'm allergic to bananas.
User avatar #76 - ilovethereddits **User deleted account** (01/06/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk. The new way to browse tumblr.
User avatar #54 - skorve (01/06/2014) [-]
Found out I was allergic to tobacco by vomiting so hard my eyes bled. I also very, very recently developed an allergy to nickel, including most belt buckles. All of the not normal.
User avatar #32 - iatedub (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm allergic to latex.. so I can't use condoms... Not like I was ever going to need them.
User avatar #33 to #32 - LookinHereWhy (01/06/2014) [-]
aren't there lamb skin condoms or something
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