Allergies. . ora: Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap humans leg in halt and they can recover but if you eat this peanut in {lead. People with allergies fw Allergies ora: are weird as heck You can snap humans leg in halt and they recover but if you eat this peanut {lead People with allergies fw
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - itsnotbutter [OP] **User deleted account**
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People with allergies fw
User avatar #125 to #1 - mrgoodlove
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And ******* dust. I can't clean **** without sneezing my ******* brains out.
User avatar #102 to #1 - lordlolland
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I have heat allergy, flowers doesn't bother me as much.
But I hate the Dutch, and as such I wouldn't mind kicking tulips provided that they are Dutch or at least some subspecies originally bred by the Dutch.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch!
#9 to #1 - lolollo
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*genitals
User avatar #36 to #1 - jninja
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So you stickied your own comment..?
#70 to #36 - bitchesdigcelestia
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#3 - include
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I have no allergies.
I have no allergies.
#5 to #3 - anon id: c6af0c3d
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I am allergic to fever... only allergy... weirdest allergy :|
User avatar #37 to #3 - huntedfuckedyou
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me too, high five!
#135 to #37 - include
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#149 to #3 - anon id: ff1afd09
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yet
User avatar #7 to #3 - mrgilly
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I used to think that.

Now I'm allergic to cats and dogs.
I've had cats and dogs all my life, and currently have a cat...
#13 to #7 - anon id: 9f5f7f95
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Had no allergies before the age of 18

in which i became allergic to dust...
#71 to #3 - ftdragneel
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I have no allergies either.
I have no allergies either.
#134 to #71 - include
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User avatar #93 to #3 - haroldsaxon
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I'm allergic to drapes
User avatar #174 to #3 - thespartanpony
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neither do i. i killed them all
User avatar #4 to #3 - guywithafork
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**** yeah me too!
User avatar #62 to #3 - baconbaconator
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If you're not allergic to pollen then your body accepts plant sperm therefore you're a plant.
#85 to #62 - danzey
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Hay fever masterrace
User avatar #12 to #3 - fingernails
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It's...it's grass comment guy. I'd know that text color anywhere.
User avatar #137 to #12 - include
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What, oh....of course it is I, the names include and you better not forget it.
#6 to #3 - usernameerror
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maybe you're allergic to allergies so instead of getting a reaction nothing happens.
#39 to #3 - europe
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Technically your body's reaction to the fluid that mosquitos inject you with can be classified as an allergic reaction
#133 to #39 - anon id: 265c7cab
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Don't forget about "Poison" Ivy.
It's not really poison.
#10 - rockergamer
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>allergic to dogs and cats   
>pollen hates my guts   
>can't eat coconut yo   
>parent's face when I need medication
>allergic to dogs and cats
>pollen hates my guts
>can't eat coconut yo
>parent's face when I need medication
#16 to #10 - roykynx
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Is it possible that you're out of shape? not insinuating just curious.
User avatar #55 to #10 - creatablejam
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-unrelated. That gif reminds me of Mark Whalberg. Did he voice who ever that is...if you know by any chance
#100 to #10 - empithree
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< more like
#21 to #10 - hyeroshi
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I'm allergic to tobacco among like 50 other things due to chemical allergies and my parents chain smoke. Along with asphyxia I get nausea, stomach aches and a drop in appetite every time I open my door.   
   
Having parents that don't care is a drag.
I'm allergic to tobacco among like 50 other things due to chemical allergies and my parents chain smoke. Along with asphyxia I get nausea, stomach aches and a drop in appetite every time I open my door.

Having parents that don't care is a drag.
User avatar #22 to #21 - spceinvdr
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what a bunch of selfish assholes
#86 to #21 - rockergamer
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I have 2 dogs and 2 cats in the house and my mom chain smokes knowing I have asthma    
   
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I have 2 dogs and 2 cats in the house and my mom chain smokes knowing I have asthma

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#41 to #21 - alphagex
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Found the shikamaru!
User avatar #45 to #41 - hyeroshi
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Fun fact: I share the same birthday, hair and eye color as Naruto.
#46 to #45 - alphagex
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lets hope you dont share his fillers

****** FILLERS IAM SO GOD DAM SICK OF IT DO WE CARE WHAT FLOWERS DOES SAKURA PICS ARRRRGGGG
User avatar #49 to #46 - hyeroshi
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Honestly I stopped watching Shippuden a loooooooong time ago.

Rock Lee is my favorite character.
User avatar #50 to #49 - alphagex
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reading the magma give u more sexual lobster pleasure, then watching the analmey cuz like the manga skips the filler **** and give u the toy story of it so yeah
User avatar #109 to #49 - chimpaflimp
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I'm like 30 episodes into the original series and I'm already bored to tears.
#151 to #45 - anon id: cf39731f
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hey! no one gives a ******* **** **** you strange otaku
#164 to #151 - hyeroshi
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little ****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the **** out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet? Think again ******. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million different ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #166 to #164 - alphagex
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okay that was funny but if you so smart then how come ure plain failed to killed a kid

japan police:1
Guy with a black notebook:0
#152 to #21 - anon id: cf39731f
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I can't be near tobacco after some fake cigarettes sold to me by a ******* pakie bastard.
#122 to #21 - anon id: 6944e8d6
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#28 to #21 - sudoku
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Was that a pun at the end there? I'd like to think that it is, but I'm suspicious.
User avatar #30 to #28 - hyeroshi
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I might have done it accidentally because I wasn't trying. I have a habit of making puns though.
User avatar #26 - thedungeonmaster
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Allergies are really stupid if you think about it. An allergic reaction is your body tricking itself into thinking there is a dangerous intruder which makes it kill itself to save itself. It's like your body going full retard.
#162 to #26 - anon id: d494c443
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No, an allergic reaction is when the buddy goes full on retard trying to destroy the allergen by producing vast amount of antigen - it's not trying to suicide it just simply can't handle all the antibodies going red alert so the body simply gets destroyed, not because it wants too but it believes that if it doesn't fight back it will die.
User avatar #163 to #162 - thedungeonmaster
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I didn't say it tries to kill itself, I just said it kills itself.
#91 - kristovsky
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0 allergies master race
0 allergies master race
#29 - funnyjunkelite
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allergic to wool
allergic to wool
User avatar #73 to #29 - Tusura
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So stop shearing and my sheep and get back to picking my cotton ******.
#43 - meierme
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allergic to certain metals, not that bad. i cant use antiperspirant or wear any low quality jewelry but other than that i think that's my only allergy... oh yeah and bullets, one shot of that stuff is potentially deadly
allergic to certain metals, not that bad. i cant use antiperspirant or wear any low quality jewelry but other than that i think that's my only allergy... oh yeah and bullets, one shot of that stuff is potentially deadly
User avatar #20 - udungoofedup
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A lot of allergies are caused by over-protective parents keeping their child away from potential "dangers" by dettol-ing the **** out of everything.
#51 to #20 - runapuff
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So my parents using household cleaning products caused me to be allergic to every common household pet, every god damn tree and pollen in my state, cashews, and pistachios? Even though I was a rough and tumble, outdoorsy child?   
   
The **** you say, bitch?   
   
Allergies are most commonly based on heredity.
So my parents using household cleaning products caused me to be allergic to every common household pet, every god damn tree and pollen in my state, cashews, and pistachios? Even though I was a rough and tumble, outdoorsy child?

The **** you say, bitch?

Allergies are most commonly based on heredity.
User avatar #99 to #51 - carnivora
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"Allergic to pistachios and cashews"

oh boy i pity you so much

User avatar #52 to #51 - runapuff
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Not to mention I was born in a house with two dogs and yet I am severely allergic to them.
#79 to #52 - udungoofedup
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User avatar #78 to #51 - udungoofedup
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...allergic diseases might be caused by prevention of early childhood infections (the "hygiene hypothesis"), causing a prolongation of immunoglobulin E-promoting T-helper cell type 2-type responses.

source www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12612250
#27 to #20 - adr
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I had a feeling it was secretly my parents making my throat swell that time I ate a peanut butter cookie, the bastards.
User avatar #84 to #27 - udungoofedup
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Asthma, hayfever to name a couple. Peanuts maybe just because you're defective,
#123 - jonathankitty
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Or you can get allergies from cute fluffy animals that wish you would spend the entire day playing with them.
Or you can get allergies from cute fluffy animals that wish you would spend the entire day playing with them.
#63 - crazyitalian
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I've had pollen allergies since i was 5, used to be the usual symptoms and such, the stuffy nose, and red swollen eyes etc. this **** was annoying enough, but it slowly progressed to the point where eating any fruit with a similar protien makeup triggers a reaction, now i can't eat apples, pears, and a bunch of other delicious fruits anymore.   
   
-MFW when i can't eat apples    
   
   
   
 also, before anyone calls BS check this link www.acaai.org/allergist/allergies/Types/food-allergies/types/Pages/oral-allergy-syndrome.aspx
I've had pollen allergies since i was 5, used to be the usual symptoms and such, the stuffy nose, and red swollen eyes etc. this **** was annoying enough, but it slowly progressed to the point where eating any fruit with a similar protien makeup triggers a reaction, now i can't eat apples, pears, and a bunch of other delicious fruits anymore.

-MFW when i can't eat apples



also, before anyone calls BS check this link www.acaai.org/allergist/allergies/Types/food-allergies/types/Pages/oral-allergy-syndrome.aspx
User avatar #74 to #63 - lotengo
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the allergens in apples break down once u cook them. So u can still eat apple pie
User avatar #82 to #74 - taokami
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it's not the same as eating the fruit though.
#83 to #82 - lotengo
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User avatar #107 to #63 - savyx
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Ahhh, I feel you ._.