4chan level story. . So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl ohme up with a wade tattooed on her wrist. -domes, my first question to her was Gay sex
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So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl ohme up with
a wade tattooed on her wrist. -domes, my first question to her was
Can I seen It'?" I guess she had harm had it seemed haters and was
pretty exalted about it, She talked about how it was sentimental to her and
stuff. I seemed it and she rang up as a bag at Cheetos. She than
moans who and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
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#4 - wheresthefudge (06/16/2014) [+] (24 replies)
...but the barcode would only ever scan correctly in the specific system that generated it...
...but the barcode would only ever scan correctly in the specific system that generated it...
#34 - gogogaget (06/17/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Working at bookstore
>Rang up as Jalapeno Cheetos
>Wat..
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/16/2014) [+] (12 replies)
This is Hitman's barcode. Scan it..... you will never believe what it really means
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#83 - gonadnomad (06/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #3 - oxymoronking (06/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
puff cheetos best cheetos
User avatar #28 - Cartouk (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Atleast she was hot....Sorry, that was cheesy.
User avatar #19 - tittylovin (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>4chan level story
Naw
#22 to #21 - tittylovin (06/17/2014) [-]
>tfw no colored text
#141 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
why would his cash register have cheetos at a bookstore?
why would his cash register have cheetos at a bookstore?
#94 - lucina (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I always wonder why and how the **** these tumblr people just sit there and think up the most nonsensical story ever and just go "they'll love it." and of course, they eat that ******** up, so we eat that ******** up. Like honestly, it's just so ******* retarded.


So guys, I was working at Starbucks on the late shift, and my coworker totally just says, "I can't believe I have to work Ogretime" and I was like LOL dude what. ogretime? And suddenly, Shrek himself bust into the Starbucks and me and my coworker both said Shrek is love, Shrek is life at the same time, totally weird. He grabbed me shoving his fist into my ass while softly whispering, "it'll all be ogre soon" into my ear. My coworker reminded me that ogre's have layers after he left, and that was one of my experiences working at Starbucks, crazy right?
#80 - kaboomz (06/17/2014) [-]
>tumblr story
>book store selling cheetos
#136 - satanisrealgod (06/17/2014) [-]
>Be working at target
>Old guy around 85 with bar code comes to buy a loaf of bread
>See he has a bar code tattoo
>Scan it as a joke
>Runs up as a Jew bag
>Die of laughter and make fun of him for being a jew
>Price of bread is 4.41 (4.98 with tax)
>He asks for change
User avatar #106 - imagnetsux ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
it just means she's flamin' hot
#49 - Orc (06/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**Orc rolled image** Everybody's arguing about cheetos and how it rang up as food in a book store, and I'm over here wondering why someone would get a tattoo of a bar code.
**Orc rolled image** Everybody's arguing about cheetos and how it rang up as food in a book store, and I'm over here wondering why someone would get a tattoo of a bar code.
#78 to #49 - milkmad (06/17/2014) [-]
the jews had bar codes on there wrist when they were in hitlers summer camps
#100 - tehfalconguy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
For some reason i thought it was going to be something about a survivor from a concentration camp. Then i realized they didn't have barcodes, they were 						*******					 numbers.  i'm retarded
For some reason i thought it was going to be something about a survivor from a concentration camp. Then i realized they didn't have barcodes, they were ******* numbers. i'm retarded
User avatar #107 to #100 - imagnetsux ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I just got an idea for a sci-fi movie
User avatar #70 - chaossniper (06/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
wait i always thought that bar codes are registred locally within the store
User avatar #1 - picklemanatee ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Atleast it didnt come back to be a dildo
#121 - darkbringer (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I bet you can't scan him...
User avatar #68 - phudgepacker (06/17/2014) [-]
WOW WHAT A RANDOM AND UNEXPECTED OCCURANCE HOW ******* FUNNY IS THAT **** WOW
#135 - azinfoo (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
After reading these comments, I don't think people realize how barcodes work. You guys do realize that a barcode is simply the visual representation of a UPC code right? That is, UNIVERSAL product code. So jalapeno Cheetos have a unique barcode. No other product in the world has the barcode, and no matter where you scan the barcode (including the book store), it should come up as jalapeno Cheetos.
User avatar #65 - undeadmaus (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why would a bookstore have jalapeno cheetos?
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