2spook4scooby. . In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly 'haunted'' coke machine has been in the same spot fer years, but despite its outward appearance t i want to suck Mikasas Dick
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In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly 'haunted'' coke
machine has been in the same spot fer years, but despite
its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the
machine has always worked. Some ofthe drinks it dispenses are
normal Coke products, but same are products that are longer
the market and don' t exist any mare_ Some ofthe buttons are
labeled as a 'mystery' and give a random product when pushed. The
business closest to it, a locksmith. state that they have never
witnessed anyone restocking the machine at anytime, his sne ever
has, and the mystery of it has attracted tens of people to test out the
machine . It' s also pretty interesting to nstw that the
prices forthe sodas have risen overtime, recently being Wm 55
cents to .75. I guess ghost machines have to Faythe bills somehow.
******* cents fer a soda what is this **** I have to pay like . 25
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#19 - mastersaturday (06/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Maybe, just maybe, the locksmith is lying.
Maybe, just maybe, the locksmith is lying.
User avatar #1 - charagrin (06/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I doubt it. Either it is fed from a system beneath it, or it is stocked and no one ever noticed. I never understood things like this, because if any of it was true the government wouldn't just leave it lying around, they would take it to figure out how it works and then most likely turn it into a weapon.
User avatar #7 to #1 - fuzzyballs (06/09/2014) [-]
or this is ******** and doesn't need to be explained
User avatar #6 - fuiuki (06/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Looks like the SCP Foundation has a new object to retrieve!
#8 - dragonoob (06/09/2014) [-]
Tags.
User avatar #38 - perform (06/10/2014) [-]
Maybe it's the locksmith himself? I mean, he is a locksmith and he is a locksmith.
User avatar #5 - solarisofcelestia (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Call the SCP foundation. This will go well with that vending machine that dispenses any liquid.
User avatar #27 - Bakerlalalalala (06/10/2014) [-]
Have they checked under the machine
User avatar #30 - Lambda (06/10/2014) [-]
I've heard of this.
The most likely explanation is that it's a privately-owned machine, that somebody (maybe that locksmith shop across from it) keeps stocked just for the fun of it. Either that, or it's viral marketing by the coca-cola company, which wouldn't surprise me at all. They can be quite creative.
User avatar #25 - ssoursskittles (06/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
The last pop machine I used cost me 2.50!
#26 to #25 - mattdoggy (06/10/2014) [-]
>Live in the South   
>food is several dollars cheaper here across the board   
>as long as you stay away from bigger cities and tourist traps you can still get drinks for 50-75 cents    
>enjoy getting raped and ripped off by the man
>Live in the South
>food is several dollars cheaper here across the board
>as long as you stay away from bigger cities and tourist traps you can still get drinks for 50-75 cents
>enjoy getting raped and ripped off by the man
#11 - bbdabrick (06/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I live in seattle and have never heard of this... I shall investigate
User avatar #16 - infinitereaper (06/09/2014) [-]
theory: someone is restoking and maintaining it in secret.
User avatar #33 - kevinipples (06/10/2014) [-]
could be an underground passage way to machine. only way i can see this being possible
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Call in the SCP guys. They can put it in the staff lounge next to SCP-458. If that doesn't make up for the mortality rates, I don't know what will.
User avatar #2 - thehellpuppy (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
is that a new lock on it?
#59 - billycakes (06/11/2014) [-]
SCP-261?
#57 - fefe (06/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like smart marketing to dumbass gullible people.
#50 - nagafever (06/10/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** Pay over 3 USD for 0.5l of soda! #norwegianpride
**nagafever rolled image** Pay over 3 USD for 0.5l of soda! #norwegianpride
User avatar #40 - godhatesusall (06/10/2014) [-]
Where in Seattle? I need to find this.
#31 - fefe (06/10/2014) [-]
spooky
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