Christmas Comp #1. Does my comp jingle your bells?.. the mistletoe one is wrong. Freya, the goddess of love and union, decided that it would become a symbol of the love she had for her son, not the hatred she had
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Christmas Comp #1

Does my comp jingle your bells?

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User avatar #36 - sedativechunk (12/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#4 - restfullwicked (12/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the mistletoe one is wrong. Freya, the goddess of love and union, decided that it would become a symbol of the love she had for her son, not the hatred she had for his killer. and the arrow wasn't made of mistletoe, it was tipped with the berries which are poisonous.

we kiss under mistletoe because it is a saxon symbol of love.
#17 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Be strong, brother. Be strong for mother.
#15 - etlythepeasant (12/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is what Krampus looks like.
User avatar #11 - theblastradius (12/16/2013) [-]
Others believe that candy canes are shaped that way because it is meant to be A ******* CANE!...
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
that evil santa one gave me a feel
User avatar #19 - pepemex (12/16/2013) [-]
Why hasn't the Catholic Church shown Jesus' birth certificate?
User avatar #13 - downtrail (12/16/2013) [-]
I love how the little girl just doesn't give a **** about that Krampus.
#30 - Mebeshe (12/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Different version of the mistletoe myth:    
Baldur was the youngest of Odin's sons, and the most beloved of the all the gods. Frigga, his mother, chose to have every plant, animal, object, and mineral in the world swear an oath to not harm him. She overlooked the mistletoe because she thought it was too lowley. Fast forward to a feast, and everyone is drunk and chucking 						****					 at Baldur and watching it bounce off without hurting him. Except for Loki, the little 						****					. He knew about the mistletoe, and thusly convinced another god to throw a sprig of mistletoe at Baldur. It pierced Baldur's heart and he died and Loki started the apocalypse.
Different version of the mistletoe myth:
Baldur was the youngest of Odin's sons, and the most beloved of the all the gods. Frigga, his mother, chose to have every plant, animal, object, and mineral in the world swear an oath to not harm him. She overlooked the mistletoe because she thought it was too lowley. Fast forward to a feast, and everyone is drunk and chucking **** at Baldur and watching it bounce off without hurting him. Except for Loki, the little **** . He knew about the mistletoe, and thusly convinced another god to throw a sprig of mistletoe at Baldur. It pierced Baldur's heart and he died and Loki started the apocalypse.
#26 - handsomemanserpent (12/16/2013) [-]
**** yeah harper lee
#25 - pxthreezerothree (12/16/2013) [-]
Also St. Nicholas wasn't above bitch slapping bad boys and girls. Case in point the heretic Arius who definitely ended up on the naughty list.
User avatar #23 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Shepard is Mass Effect
Shepherd is what you're looking for.

Goddamnit, people.

#16 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [-]
>MFW Evil Santa
#3 - ultracougar (12/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know its a horrific thing, but I couldn't help but laugh at the evil Santa one.
#7 to #3 - fireprincess (12/15/2013) [-]
Here ya go
#46 - nickthekiwi (12/16/2013) [-]
"Injuring her in the face"    
Brutal man.
"Injuring her in the face"
Brutal man.
#18 - unusualember (12/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Merry Christmas FJ!

And Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, etc.
#12 - mr skeltal (12/16/2013) [-]
77th Get!
User avatar #10 - zzforrest (12/16/2013) [-]
As far as the Jesus one, they adopted the Pagan festival because it was originally about rebirth ( or regrowth, to be more exact ), which is something that Jesus was symbolic of. It was never about his "birthday", simply a winter festival celebrating him.
#9 - gazra (12/15/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if it is related but, regarding number 7 Oliver Cromwell took over England in that period and he too banned Christmas, it was against his puritan beliefs.
User avatar #8 - chrisel (12/15/2013) [-]
After the Dutchman's finished colonizing modern day New York immigrants were coming from The Netherlands and settled there and one of the things the Dutchman's brought to the colony was the legend of Sinterklaas (St. Nicholas), after about 40 years the Dutch government swapped the colony for modern day Suriname but most Dutchman's stayed. more British people settled there and after many years the name and tradition slowly changed to modern day Santa Claus.
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