Dodging like an asshole

It's a really stupidly awesome idea for a anime, I love it.

only 12 fucking episodes way too fucking short it's actually sad
needs more panzer and more episodes.
when is 12 actually coming out? didnt even find a link yet.

Question about the show:
The girls are supposedly competing in these tank battle competitions looks like they are using live ammo. Is this supposed to be some middle school girl massacre?

watch episode 10.5, they explain the use special bullets that do not penetrate armor

lol she missed at point blank range

Swiss army tank.

What, are you going to fire some neutral at me?

is......is that fuhrer bradley?

that is indeed Fuhrer Bradley in FMA: Brotherhood

Basically there are all-girl schools built with entire towns ontop of aircraft carriers. These schools like to practice Tanking as a sport. The shells can't penetrate armor, but instead have technology which "lock up" the tank as though it had been damaged, based on the angel and all that malarky.


In short, schoolgirls drive world war 1 and 2 -era tanks and fire live ammo at one another for sport.

Somehow I don't think that helped much.

could i possibly get a name for this said anime?

Girls und Panzer

thankyou good browser, a thumb for you then!

Best. School. Ever.
Probably best its an all girl school, if there were guys as well, someone would probably die

Fuck your titans.

The Vostoroyan Armoured Forces approve of your tank.

I'm a Death Korps of Krieg player so I'm all about the artillery , FOR THE BIG GUNS NEVER TIRE

I'm more of an Elysian myself. There's just something about jumping into battle from a perfectly good aircraft with only a small, slightly flimsy device I'm not entirely sure will work to slow me down.

Fucking Medusa is where its at bro.

What game is this?

Warhammer 40k..table top game

Thanks

Glory to the emperor!!!

your face when

pretty much summs up the Tiger Porche.

not really i would say, the upgraded version may be slow, but it can go up on any slope

Not that I would really know...

Case in point is the Battle of Leyte Gulf between the Japanese Navy and a small underequipped task force dubbed "Taffy 3". One ship, the USS Johnston, fired the first US shots against the Japanese Navy in the battle with short range torpedoes due to the fact it was a small destroyer, not a battleship or carrier like the Japanese had. In order to get within torpedo range, the captain of the Johnston ordered his crew to "chase the splashes", going where the enemy had just fired. The Johnston had managed to take out two ships with the first shot, one damaged, the other escorting the damaged ship home. After more than an hour of combat between two widely mismatched forces, the Japanese fleet's commanding officer retreated, thinking that the entire time, he was fighting Admiral "Bull" Halsey's fleet, and not 12 under-equipped and relatively unarmored light support ships.

there's an online game out for PC named World of Tanks that has finally found a good sized fan base, and it's spreading.
(I played in beta, it's pretty fun, I feel like I should try it out again)

Ima warn you though,
It's still pay-to-win.
anyone dissagreeying with me obviously hasn't played as tier VIII or higher or tier VI arty.
(You loose more money on repair than you gain)

Right, The lowest Pre-set setting You can have is 1024x768.
Even if you drag it like I told you before.

But In agree with the game frameskipping like a bitch, I have every setting on low or OFF is possible (except extra effects, because I love the dust the tanks make if they drive, that's on low instead of OFF)
and I'm running on 1140x822*
Usually get around 20->25 Fps
30->35 if I turns everything else off on my PC (Skype, Steam, web browser, background programs)

But yeah, I'd say you should consider trying to put everything to 'OFF' or 'low'

Hold on, I'll check that right now.
But if I recall correctly, you could drag the game smaller with the little arrows you get if you move the cursor over the edges of your resolution.. (hard to explain)

Give me a second.

***As a non-premium
I have to add!

I thought it was at first.

Is that the apocalypse tank from red alert?

Why yes, yes it is.

Soviet power supreme

It is day of judgement

UEF Fatboy here to poop all over your Apocalypse Tank

Bring on the Apocalypse

See your base over there?
Fuck your base.

See your base over there?
It's mine now.

All my units are AI robots.
There are no feeble humans, only Metal perfection.

Well that's very useful information.
Send in the Terror Drones.

Mobile shields activated

Psychic Dominator activated.

Mavor in Favor,
Anti-matter artillery shell battery,
Each cannon firing once per 5 second with near infinite range
Goodbye planet.

Psychic Dominator,
Releases waves of psychic energy that can destroy anything.
Only needed three to completely take over the world.
Goodbye everything.

Good luck getting enough energy before the Mavors has already shot you down from the other side of the planet.
>Random Jackhammer Unit for added lulz

Psychic energy is instantaneous and needs no sort of time variation to hit you before you hit me.
>Random mind controlled Squid, just because.

Quantum teleportation Go!
-boop-

Kirov Go!...wait, no.

Brutes Go!

Am already on another planet lightyears away.
FIRE THE INTERSTELLAR PLANET ANNIHILATORS!
If we even have anything like that...
We don't?
Shit...
Have a Colossus.

Allow me to backtrack a bit as to make room.
Shooting it down.

Shooting down your down shooters with Ship walkers... I guess...

You do realize those are turrets that, well, can't really be shot down.
Anyway, destroying your forces from the safety of the sea.

You do realize the huge ugly walker is an Anti-Naval unit that, well walks on the sea floor.

You do realize that I have Giant mind controlled squid, right?

You do realize my Fatboy is not only a thick armored, mobile shield generator armed with 9 Gauss cannons from Destroyer Ships, Hells Fury Riot Guns, Anti Air railguns and Avenger Torpedos, but is also a mobile, amphibious, submersible, Air Craft carrying Tank Factory able to create an entire army withing minutes while in the heat of battle?

You do Realize that my Floating Disks can drain the power from your Fatboy, disabling everything (and I do mean everything) that it powers.

Everything is self suficient, huehuehue.
That' nice, how about an indestructable orbital death laser satellite?

As long as it is connected to your Fatboy, no more power
Iron Curtain: blocked your shot

Fatboy ain't nothing to do with any power output or input except for it's own shield and when building units.
Well shit, in that case, Have even more and even bigger Quantom Beams combined with Air Craft factory and Carrier and a whole aresenal of secondary weapons.

With the Floating Disk, none of it's facilities, weapons, movement, and etc. will work, making it a prime target for my Kirovs, Crazy Ivans, and more.
Shoot it down, again. My turrets are made to continuously increase the rotation of the barrels, allowing more shots to be fired and more damage to be made.

I must go, Thank you for this, it was awesome

My pleasure. Perhaps next time we can argue over a cup of tea.

You aren't going anywhere without your daily dose of Aerial Nuclear Bombing

Shooting it down.

Smile to the camera, Virus

I hope you had a nice trip, see you next fall.

EMP Warhead Tactical Missile Defense Incoming

Virus incoming.

Do it, I dare you.

Incoming.

Excuse me while i redirect your nuke to your base.

Excuse me while I destroy your Boomerang.

" The drone was able to infiltrate many bases quite easily in order to cause this effect, it's ease attributed to its fast speed and artificial intelligence driver, the latter of which also made it immune to mind control "

I'm sorry, What?

It is still controlled by me. My Brutes are immune to mind control as well but they are as loyal as dogs.

They're still robots...

My Chaos Drones can affect humans and robots.

By the time your Disc has made it to my Fatboy it would already have created hundreds of Tech 2 Anti Air Flak Cannon tanks

Which would be a perfect time to deploy my Chaos Drones.

Nukes away!

Nuke away!

It will soon be a wasteland.

I cast a deadly shadow.

Oh my god I'm sorry I misread your comment

To make up for it i'll try doing that for you

Sorry It's a bit crappy, I've never editted gifs before and I didn't find a great easy-to-learn program...

I have no idea how to crop the black border away without making it smaller

Cool. Maybe I'll try if I have time.
I think you can use gimp.

glofish

Great game but expect a lot of frustration when your team has the combined IQ of a pickle jar

Fabulous game. Quite possible for free players to kick the shit out of premiums.

Yes, and yes. Bit of a learning curve but not much of a barrier to entry.

yes.
and yes.

Its not exactly a drawing, its CGI with some very heavy cell shading. Anime has been doing it more and more as the years go by.

Not as impressive but still respectable that they actually take the time and model the tanks after their real-life counterparts. As a tank enthusiast, I approve :)