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Absolute Vader

Barth Vader
If you' re not we me, then you' re my enemy.
Elli Wan [Huh
Only a Sim deals In .
Barth Vader
Wait what?
Elli Wan [Huh
laid, only a Sim deals In .
Barth Vader
No, I heard what you mid. It Just didnt make any sense. What
you mid WES an . "Only a Sim deals In That Is
Barth Vader
So byyour logic; you must be a Sim.
Barth Vader
Hell, no wonder I must be a Sim hemate Ithink malt
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**** you, Anakin. I' m gonna **** you up, dice off your limbo and
set you on fire and leave you dying, you piece of Tatooine turd.
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#10 - dartharc (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#23 - emberstar (11/07/2013) [-]
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#30 - nuclearderp (11/07/2013) [-]
"Barth Vader   
So byyour logic; you must be a Sim."   
God dammit light bulb...
"Barth Vader
So byyour logic; you must be a Sim."
God dammit light bulb...
#5 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"That is an absolute."

Yes, but it wasn't a deal. Anyway, the line was supposed to be "only a Sith deals in such absolutes", but Ewan Mcgreggor messed it up. I'm not sure why they left it in the movie.
User avatar #17 to #5 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/07/2013) [-]
They left it in the film because Lucas is a ****** director (and he didn't direct empires strikes back or return of the jedi).
User avatar #4 - haqq (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Literally stolen word for word from this video. I know the joke exists on it's own but the dialogue is originally from this video Meeting Of The Heroes
#29 - agentmoleman (11/07/2013) [-]
Actually never thought of that..
Actually never thought of that..
User avatar #37 - inametoasted ONLINE (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can anyone please tell my what an "absolute" is?

I'm sorry english is not my first language
#40 to #37 - kiaserzerg (11/07/2013) [-]
something with no other definable outcome. like yoda's "do or do not, there is no try. that is an absolute. you either do it, or you dont.
#18 - mojobringer (11/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 - bobindun (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wouldn't mind carrying around a five pound disk if the game was ******* huge and awesome..
User avatar #60 to #45 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/07/2013) [-]
Wrong post, buddy.
#42 - awsumdudemyster (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I believe it means that a Sith deals in absolutes, whereas a Jedi accepts them
#27 - recondelta (11/07/2013) [-]
" You piece of Tatooine Turd "
" You piece of Tatooine Turd "
#58 - iamphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Ben gettin' feisteh
Ben gettin' feisteh
#52 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Key word here being "Deals". Stupid funnyjunk can't even Star Trek.
User avatar #49 - iftheshoefits (11/07/2013) [-]
Meeting Of The Heroes
User avatar #47 - iftheshoefits (11/07/2013) [-]
Meeting Of The Heroes it was better when done here
#46 - tacogrenade (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - elatedmonkey (11/07/2013) [-]
This used to bother me so much when it came out. I thought I was the only person who noticed it, but it was out there. It only took me 8 years to see this post.

Thank you. I can finally rest at ease.
User avatar #32 - okamiterasu (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yoda: do or do not, there is no try
Obi Wan: only a sith deals in absolutes
#35 to #32 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, check out comments 10 and 11.
#2 - bushingenna (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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