John Mulaney

This guy, John Mulaney
Mitch Hedberg
Louis CK
Anthony Jeselnik
Dimitri Martin
Richard Pryor
Rodney Dangerfeild
Jimmy Carr
Eddie Izzard
Christopher Titus
Patton Oswalt
Greg Giraldo
Chris Rock
Joe Rogan
Mike Birbiglia
Nick Swardson
Bo burnham.
All of these People should be on your music player of choice.

Discounting people I already know, that leaves Rodney Dangerfield, Eddie Izzard, Patton Oswalt, Greg Giraldo, Mike Birbiglia. I'll be looking them up later.

Mike Birbiglia is really good

You don't know Patton Oswalt? Oh man, you are in for a treat. One of my all time favorites.

You should, they are really funny.

Not Michael McIntyre at all, most of his jokes are stolen from 90s comedians, and not good ones. Louis CK, Doug Stanhope, Frankie Boyle, George Carlin, Greg Giraldo, all gold. Just no Michael McIntyre, that guy's about as funny as lung cancer.

And if you like Frankie Boyle, but don't want all the filth, you might try a nice wholesome comic like Jimmy Carr.

I wouldn't call Jimmy Carr wholesome; that guy has some jokes that rival Boyle on the offense.

It really doesn't.

Rhod Gilbert (Welsh and hilarious)
Jimmy Carr (Very dark/wrong humor)
Alan Carr (He's more of a 'Its funny because he's gay' although most people refuse to like him because of this)
Frankie Boyle (Very dark/wrong humor)
Dara Ó Briain (Kind of old school, Irish)
Milton Jones (Genius one liners)
Andi Osho (Has Nigerian parents so you know they'll be funny nigger stories)
Sean Lock (Funnier on '8 Out Of 10 Cats' but still funny live)
Just gonna spam out some names now; Sarah Millican, John Bishop, Kevin Bridges, Jack Whitehall, Jason Manford. Brain hurts now from thinking. Also basically all of these are british comedians, not sure where you're from as different countries can have different humor.

I'm British so if you're not, I'm not sure about your sense of humour as opposed to mine but:
Lee Evans? Michael MacIntyre?

Yeah you're right. It's those stupid facial expressions and that laugh that gets me everytime

I gave you a thumbs down for saying Michael McIntyre at first, but I admire your humility. Thumbs up for you, good sir.

JOHN PINETTE

Kyle Cease

Dave Chappelle
Red Fox
Eddie Murphy
Richard Prior
Chris Rock
Gabriel Iglesias
George Lopez
I just realized I love minority comedians.

Louis C.K.

Gabriel Iglasias

Robin Williams

Shappi Khorsandi - Iranian woman who jokes about racism and shit.
Sarah Millican - Geordie woman obsessed with her weight (very funny).
Lee Evans - Immature weirdo who's really only funny to 12 year olds.
Russel Howard - Similar to Lee Evans, but marginally funnier and more political.
Jo Brand - Fat feminist dyke. Fucking hilarious.
Alan Carr - Gay guy, makes mostly average to fairly funny jokes. Some fucking corkers.
Michael McIntyre - Middle class man who makes middle class jokes.
Frankie Boyle - Jokes about everything that should never be joked about. Amazing guy.

I fucking love Alan Carr!

I looked this guy up as soon as I saw this post. I freaking love him.

He is my second most favorite stand up comedian after Louis C.K. I love his jokes and delivery. Look up "Delta Airlines - John Mulaney" on youtube.

That's, like, one of the few I haven't watched.

I laugh every time I hear that one. Well, I laugh everytime I hear anyone. But try it.

I liked it. I particularly liked the Xanax one.

Brian Regan would be hillarious.
Fun Fact: He went to my high school in Florida

I think that's mostly because their jokes deal mostly with "woman problems." Guys may do guy jokes, but most girls will still find it funny. Dick jokes are funny. Vagina jokes just make it seem like a less majestic body part, which is not OK. And guys are more likely to do controversial jokes or branch away from things that only guys would get. Don't know why, but I also don't like most female comics. There's also the fact that there are just fewer females in the stand up business.