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Which one are you?

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It h Pl] _ (I The Alpha is in i' ltt' and
his abilities. He is at the highest position
Psychological: Dominant in his social sphere. The Alpha does [It]
Such]: "N' latt' , rlrl c. aae what anyone 'iit?' of him,
because he doesn' t tear
This tier is honne to captains of industry
The Delta does not possess the drive or
D 'Jurple, - [ ambition to improve, preferring to
simply exist, rather than seek success.
Psychological: '! ctrl Deltas MN either be Simply mutant W. t
Sada]: Submissive mediocrity or too inept psychologically
or socially to raise to a higher tier.
Deltas typically serve as factory Mm'!?,', '
or in service industries.
The Omega not only lacks ambition and
mega - co confidence, but is totally incapable of
r compatibility with society. Omegas are
Psychological: Submerses e known for their inability to fit in socially
Social: Reductive or operate under pressure. The Omega
is traditionally the scapegoat for any
failure. They often can' t keep jobs.
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#56 - guyfawkes (10/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
im more of a mix of alpha and gamma
#62 to #56 - FightClub (10/24/2013) [-]
"guyfawkes"

here is the ultimate beta/omega hybrid of FJ
#87 - lolollo (10/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)
All of this alpha, beta, gamma ******** is completely retarded. We shouldn't be trying to classify each other based on success levels that are largely defined by the individuals at the "higher" end of society. We're a single, human race. We've transcended above the requirement to have to bludgeon each other to death just to ensure our own survival. We've done this to such a degree that we've started to bring OTHER SPECIES to this same level with us.

To classify each other into hierarchical levels of "dominance" is just a step backwards. You should be living for both yourself, and everyone else around you. If you can help someone, whether it's physically, socially, or emotionally, you do it, and you don't feel yourself better than anyone else due to mundane, or irrelevant reasons.

Being an alpha is trivial as **** anyway, since all it would take is am omega sticking a gun in your face to teach you the most important lesson life has to give you, that you're just as much a victim of circumstance as anyone else. That no, you're not physically, emotionally, or socially above anyone, or anything. You are the same as everyone else. Individual. And vulnerable.

Alright, you can bring the kids out from hiding now, the edginess has ended.
#75 - princessren (10/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#77 to #75 - princessren (10/24/2013) [-]
even my image is content with mediocrity
even my image is content with mediocrity
#38 - lean (10/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sigma: The outsider who doesn't play the social game and manage to win at it anyhow. The sigma is hated by alphas because sigmas are the only men who don't accept or at least acknowledge, however grudgingly, their social dominance. (NB: Alphas absolutely hate to be laughed at and a sigma can often enrage an alpha by doing nothing more than smiling at him.) Everyone else is vaguely confused by them. In a social situation, the sigma is the man who stops in briefly to say hello to a few friends accompanied by a Tier 1 girl that no one has ever seen before. They are usually considered to be strange. Gammas often like to think they are sigmas, failing to understand that sigmas are not social rejects, they are at the top of the social hierarchy despite their refusal to play by its rules.

INB4 im a sigma 2
User avatar #7 - PrismaLowell (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Brave New World rankings?
#83 - mankey ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I thought Omega would be
Psychological: Rejective
Social: Rejective

Description: **** this. **** that. **** you. **** OFF!
User avatar #210 - slone (10/24/2013) [-]
>edgy teens, hipsters
>rejecting mass culture, new ideas, doesnt submit socially

pick one
User avatar #69 - hypex (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im the gamma that doesnt feel like i need to be a edgy ******* or a hipster
User avatar #97 - Gandalfthewhite (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
so guys you can all stop using 'beta as ***** and change it to 'omega as *****
#15 - udo (10/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why have we been calling the socially awkward 'beta'
Vote to make Omega the new Beta?
#108 - skaife (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So basically you've got the choice of a douchebag, a bitch, a hipster, a waster or an outcast. Excuse me while I bludgeon myself until this makes sense.
So basically you've got the choice of a douchebag, a bitch, a hipster, a waster or an outcast. Excuse me while I bludgeon myself until this makes sense.
User avatar #27 - nuful (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*roll pciture* zeta as ****
#29 to #27 - nuful (10/24/2013) [-]
**nuful rolled a random image posted in comment #4113688 at Friendly ** well **** .
User avatar #16 - insanemanoo (10/24/2013) [-]
Honestly, I guess I'm a Gamma with just a dash of Delta (due to laziness).
User avatar #184 - formeranony (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Vaginal Blood Queef
User avatar #185 to #184 - nockae (10/24/2013) [-]
I uh... Think you're on the wrong post.
#173 - dildobarbarian (10/24/2013) [-]
Gamma master race 'portin in.
#221 - icefried (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't feel that a letter can accurately describe a person.
I don't feel that a letter can accurately describe a person.
#174 - zzRedzz ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Delta because I just don't care about anything
Delta because I just don't care about anything
User avatar #142 - northleech (10/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I am the alpha and the omega.
#64 - facepalmftw (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is retarded. It basically tries to say that extroverts are successful and introverts are worthless. It has little bearing on psychology or social science.
User avatar #35 - lazorman (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm between alpha and gamma, but not a beta

I am a galphma.
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